Funny story: Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Washington - "Uh, it's like a massive asteroid suddenly materializing on Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel frescoes, Mr President," the curator of the NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today at a top secret conference about the US going bust. Prof...
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Funny story: Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

After failing to demonstrate an understanding of averages, Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove has defied critics by completing a series of maths problems, aimed at 4-5 year-old children. He added and subtracted with ease, and even tackled...
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Funny story: Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

New York - "Filthy little bugs all over the place, Your Honor," counsel for Amazonbotch lawyer Steven Donziger claimed today as Judge Lewis Kaplan agreed yet another eleventh hour stay to the RICO racketeering trial to enable court pest control offic...
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Funny story: Newlywed Husband's "Honey Do" List Evolving Rapidly

Newlywed Husband's "Honey Do" List Evolving Rapidly

Richard Sadzack recently got married to his sweetheart. "I know marriage is give and take, but c'mon! Yesterday was the commemoration of Chris Columbus discovering America, or something near it. I got to spend the day at home doing chores. I...
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Funny story: Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...
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Funny story: Prince George is a cat

Prince George is a cat

It is revealed that Prince George the newborn of Prince William and Duchess Kate happens to be an adorable kitty cat. Cat lovers of Britain rejoice at the fact that someday a kitty cat will sit on the British throne. One cat lover was quoted as...
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Funny story: The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just issued a statement that it will soon be implementing a ban on biting. Word from Commissioner Roger Goodell's office is that since the start of the 2013 NFL football season there have been at le...
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Funny story: President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation. He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seve...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

BEVERLY HILLS - Tinsel Town sources are buzzing with word that there appears to be trouble brewing in the Nick Cannon-Marey Carey marriage. An inside source said that for the past month Mariah has been making the hip hop scene with such rappers as...
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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen was in New York City shooting a cosmetics commercial. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily for a comment on her husband, Tom Brady's Patriots team. Bundchen grinned as she took her Cone...
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Funny story: The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced that it has named the state of Colorado as the nation's most popular state. The Rocky Mountain High State overwhelmingly beat out the second place finisher; California. The ADGA...
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Funny story: The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - The verbal volcano has erupted and actor Alec Baldwin and TV talk show host Anderson Cooper are going at each other like a cat and a dog. The problem started when Baldwin suggested that Anderson needed to color his hair because he...
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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Fans Are As High As The Rocky Mountains!

The Denver Broncos Fans Are As High As The Rocky Mountains!

DENVER - John Denver sang about the Rocky Mountains and the fans of the Denver Broncos are singing about their Broncos record of 6-0. Quarterback Peyton "Happy Feet" Manning said that he has a feeling that this could be the year of the Colorado te...
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Funny story: Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...
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