Funny story: White Wine is reclassified as Yellow Wine in the EU

White Wine is reclassified as Yellow Wine in the EU

All white wine sold from December onwards will have to be called yellow wine after an in depth colour investigation over the past five years has shown that the wine is not white. "The wine is a kind of straw yellow," said Oz Clarke, wine aficionad...
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Funny story: NEW! CrossDressersDating.web -- where every date's a drag!

NEW! CrossDressersDating.web -- where every date's a drag!

With great fanfare a new dating service was announced this morning At a press conference in the New Orleans French Quarter. Several hundred cross dressers from around the US gathered to celebrate the occasion. "We are here to dance and sing, froli...
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Funny story: Festive Planning: Let's Get Started

Festive Planning: Let's Get Started

Face it: Summer's gone. It's October. Let's talk Christmas. Over the next few weeks, I'll be helping you through the exciting - yet stressful - stages of planning your Perfect Festive Season. This week, I have some top tips for you regarding essential purchases to ensure that your home stands out from the crowd. ~ White icicle lights draped around house frontage are frankly too vulgar.
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Funny story: American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians have been told that if they don't get a deal sorted by Wednesday, they will be out of a job on Thursday. "On Thursday," said economic spokesman and former singer, Johnny Cash, "America will shut without an agreement. No more m...
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Funny story: News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
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Funny story: Lion poo business booming

Lion poo business booming

Sales of lion dung have rocketed in recent months, as has the price. The waste product has become very popular with gardeners as it repels almost all known pests. Britain's leading supplier Lionel Plopp has been doing a roaring trade. "I'd be 'lio...
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Funny story: The Truth about the Grand TV Experiment

The Truth about the Grand TV Experiment

Back and to the Left News has discovered a new sociology test that has been running on the British public over the last five years. The test, run in conjunction with Ofcom has come to the conclusion that anyone who watches a TV show and then complain...
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Funny story: Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Washington, DC - Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume Party. "Voters love us,...
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Funny story: Savile inquiry spreads to Royal Freak Hospital

Savile inquiry spreads to Royal Freak Hospital

London - Described as the global epicenter of NHS quackery during the Dr Andrew Wakefield MMR scam the Royal Freak has come once again under intensive screwtiny in a police probe into Jimmy Savile stuff. The screwball paedo had a queer fondness fo...
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Funny story: Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

A singing prostitute has caused a stir by twerking on a man widely acknowledged to be an unmitigating twat. In a live performance at the once credible Video Music Awards Hannah Cyrus, or something, danced suggestively with some Thicke guy. Thi...
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Funny story: A Pacifist Wiseguy Discusses the Latest 'If it Bleeds, it Leads' News Item

A Pacifist Wiseguy Discusses the Latest 'If it Bleeds, it Leads' News Item

Just the other day the NRA and Ted Nugent were on TV talking about their interpretations of the Second Amendment and how every man, woman, and child in America has a God-given right to own machine guns. Something to that effect, anyhow. That nut...
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Funny story: 'Loaded gun' cloud formation will intensify above US Capitol according to Wiccan lunar stuff

'Loaded gun' cloud formation will intensify above US Capitol according to Wiccan lunar stuff

Washington - A Wiccan delegation has tried tipping-off both President Obama and House of Representatives Speaker Boehner about the cosmic build-up to Friday's eclipsed fool moon. Citing a blob of ugly karmic high pressure over the US Capitol the c...
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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Generation X 'ers Realize They May Be Getting Close To "Over The Hill"

10 Reasons Why Generation X 'ers Realize They May Be Getting Close To "Over The Hill"

As 2014 approaches, it occurred to me recently that Spring of the upcoming year, marks the 20 year anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. Cobain was the lead singer of the legendary band Nirvana. After his death, he was referred to in several publications as "The voice of his generation." Well, I don't know about all that but I do know . . . 10 Reasons Why Generation X 'ers Realize They May Be...
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Funny story: Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...
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Funny story: Man Arrested For Starting Fonzie Scheme

Man Arrested For Starting Fonzie Scheme

A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...
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Funny story: Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

This year's International GeoCache competition was headed toward the most successful ever until the US government shutdown took out the GPS satellites, leaving a 91-year-old WWII veteran as the winner. Geocaching is a growing sport where participa...
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