Funny story: We like Fracking and We like to Frack

We like Fracking and We like to Frack

Another day another punning newspaper headline about shale gas extraction. The industry has been a godsend for copywriters everywhere. Said one fleet street hack, "the great thing about Fracking is that it's possible to replace the word 'fuck', with...
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Funny story: The GOP's "Big Tent" Is Collapsing

The GOP's "Big Tent" Is Collapsing

Houston, TX--Last year's election was a disaster for the GOP: it lost the presidency, the Democrats retained the Senate thanks to a handful of Tea Party loons, and Republicans retained the House in numbers but lost in aggregate votes by about a mill...
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Funny story: Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Interview our magazine "Time To Move" had with Health Minister Al Ranon. Q: So you propose to increase the amount of fluoride in the water? A: Yes, to prevent tooth decay. Teeth has always been of major concern to us as a nation, much more so than cancer for instance for which there is no known cure. Successive governments have always supported cancer. Q: What about mind decay? A: Too...
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Funny story: New Jersey Reverend Rallies Followers To Oppose "Gay Agenda"

New Jersey Reverend Rallies Followers To Oppose "Gay Agenda"

TRENTON, N.J. - Reverend Homer Phobe, of New Jersey is the leader of a new movement that calls themselves the "Federal League Against Gays With Agendas Violating Everyone's Reasonable Standards" or "F.L.A.G. W.A.V.E.R.S" for short. After a recent ruling that the state of New Jersey begin issuing same-sex marriage licenses this month, the Reverend Homer Phobe and his followers are rallying peopl...
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Funny story: An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...
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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...
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Funny story: The New York Giants Are Now 0-6 As They Get Beat By The Chicago Bears

The New York Giants Are Now 0-6 As They Get Beat By The Chicago Bears

NEW YORK CITY - There is no happiness in The City That Never Sleeps as their Giants have now lost half a dozen games. The Chicago Bears are the latest team to beat Coach Tom Coughlin's boys and when the final gun sounded the score was 27-21. Ma...
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Funny story: Jane Fonda Is Furious At The Upcoming Motion Picture About Her Titled Hanoi Jane

Jane Fonda Is Furious At The Upcoming Motion Picture About Her Titled Hanoi Jane

BEVERLY HILLS - Jane Fonda has said that she does not appreciate Hanoi Jane, the new movie about her that deals with the Vietnam War. Fonda, who starred in Barbarella, is now insisting that the photo of her sitting on a North Vietnamese anti-aircr...
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Funny story: A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history. Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall. He then noted...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter. The man who popularized the Spaghe...
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Funny story: Iowa Becomes The First State In The Nation To Ban Gay Dancing

Iowa Becomes The First State In The Nation To Ban Gay Dancing

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just become the first state in the United States that has taken a stand against gay dancing. Reports from the Hawkeye State say that the bill was passed by a vote of 39 to 11. A source within the governo...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

Maria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight

NEW YORK CITY - One of the greatest tennis players in the world Maria Sharapova recently remarked about the girl who has no shame Miley Cyrus. Sharapova told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really feels sorry for the 20-ye...
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Funny story: Russell Brand May Be Moving To The Rocky Mountain Pot Haven State of Colorado

Russell Brand May Be Moving To The Rocky Mountain Pot Haven State of Colorado

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has informed several close friends that he is giving serious consideration to leaving the bright lights of Tinsel Town and moving to the mystical marijuana air state of Colorado. Brand has made it clear that lately...
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Funny story: Angus T. Jones Who Was Fired From Two and A Half Men Is Reportedly On Food Stamps

Angus T. Jones Who Was Fired From Two and A Half Men Is Reportedly On Food Stamps

EAST LOS ANGELES - The former child star of Two and A Half Men who was fired from his $300,000 per week job is reportedly broke. An unnamed source reported seeing Angus T. walking the streets of East El Lay wearing a torn Mitt Romney For President...
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