Funny story: Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a recent study conducted at the University of San Francisco, researchers have determined that the consumption of human semen fights off diseases ranging from the common cold to cancer. Ralph Patterson, a freshman at USF...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...
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Funny story: Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

He no longer loves New York, after learning that his show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," will be closing in January (it hasn't been packing 'em in at the box office). "What I can't figure out," a perplexed Spider-Man has told friends, "is that...
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Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Appear On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Kim Jong Un To Appear On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

BURBANK - An NBC representative has just released the information regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's scheduled appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Kim Jong Un will be appearing on Jay's last week which will be the first week of...
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Funny story: Toad in the Hole: A Guide to British Food for the Discerning French Tourist

Toad in the Hole: A Guide to British Food for the Discerning French Tourist

It seems to many people that some English or British delicacies were concocted many years ago with the express intention of annoying the French. Far be it from the author to pass judgement on what may be an apocryphal statement, but in the true spirit of Anglo-French relations we at The Spoof are publishing a glossary of food and drink which a lucky French tourist might discover during his or her...
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Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Things

A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Zydeco Dupree is a stand up comedian and free-lance reporter with The iRumors News Agency. His sister Voodoo Dupree is a senior writer for Glamboyant Magazine who has interviewed such well known celebrities as Britney Spears, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell, Ke$ha, and Honey Boo Boo. Zydeco, who was born and raised in Louisiana, is a fan of all kinds of trivia and has just published his third b...
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Funny story: "This Ain't Willie Nelson's Farm-Aid"

"This Ain't Willie Nelson's Farm-Aid"

So says Frank N. Beans, a struggling California marijuana grower who will probably not be eligible to receive subsidies or crop insurance under the proposed farm bill now being considered in the U.S. House of Representatives. "They gonna cut $40 billion in food aid for the poor over the next ten years and give 'bout $15 billion a year to the big guys," he says. "I cain't 'ford no lobbyist nor...
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Funny story: Global Warming: Gloom or Boom

Global Warming: Gloom or Boom

Honolulu, Hawaii - Although many feel the now undeniable green house effect occurring at a global level spells doom for the future of humankind, there is a growing number of people whom welcome, even hope that the global warming process continues.
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Funny story: Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Spokespersons and law representatives for Toronto Mayor Mr. Rob Ford have come forth to clarify yesterday's incident downtown at Eaton's Department Store. Mr. Ford had been contracted to appear as Santa in the toy department but dressed in a femal...
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Funny story: Are Cats Really That Interesting?

Are Cats Really That Interesting?

The online cat-owner website "Catster" surveyed a variety of internet users in 2010, asking the one simple question: What is your cat looking forward to in 2011? The results of this survey were never published -- it could have been "Toys and treats!"; it could have been "A new brother/sister!" -- but if cats, who by some Darwinian miracle also happened to be blessed with opposable thumbs, were the...
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Funny story: Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...
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Funny story: Reality Celebrity Talent TV Shows - All Washed Up

Reality Celebrity Talent TV Shows - All Washed Up

Following the complete exhaustion of TV companies' search for new reality show themes based on debatable talents such as cooking, baking, sewing and gardening, Waffle On Productions have announced their new series for the Spring season will be entitl...
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Funny story: Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...
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Funny story: Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Dear Santa I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better. This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will. Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as on...
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Funny story: That's why she enjoys sad songs

That's why she enjoys sad songs

Energy can be stored. Sight and sound are energy; therefore, we can store them and, consequently, recall them. Carl Jung, 1875-1961, psychiatrist and psychotherapist, refers to a psychic system of inherited collective unconsciousness. When we dream we see images, but most of time these images are unfamiliar and we have no recollection of them. Where do they come from- same collective unconsciou...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson is so excited that she has finally managed to lose all of her baby weight that she's pulled out all of the stops and is dressing like an 18-year-old high school girl. She was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Sup...
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Funny story: The Erotically Sultry Heidi Klum Rejects Her Bodyguard's Proposal

The Erotically Sultry Heidi Klum Rejects Her Bodyguard's Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum is certainly one 40-year-old woman who has aged quite gracefully. The German native says that she has enjoyed her freedom after divorcing singer Seal. Klum fearing that thousands of men would be after her decided to hire...
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Funny story: Cher Is Making A Comeback

Cher Is Making A Comeback

LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...
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Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is one indivudual who can sometimes be very hard to figure out. Many of his closest friends say that they have stopped trying years ago. He noted that the one time that he actually felt kind of grounded was when h...
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Funny story: Googlebox becomes viral

Googlebox becomes viral

The surprising success of Gogglebox on Channel 4 has spawned a new YouTube sensation that has rapidly become viral, with approximately a thousand videos a day being uploaded with the hashtag Googlebox. Gogglebox is the show that shows people watch...
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Funny story: Spanish Economy Saved by Invention of New Straw Donkey

Spanish Economy Saved by Invention of New Straw Donkey

A breakthrough in Straw Donkey design has led to new hope for a revival of the failing Spanish economy. The Institute of Spanish Technology issued this statement from its PortoKabin in Benidorm: "The New Straw Donkey will revive tourism as it w...
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Funny story: Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Releases Christmas List

Kim Jong-Un Releases Christmas List

Pyongyang, North Korea-The latest sullen, rotund dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, released his Christmas list today. Citizens of North Korea have until Christmas to provide all the items on the list to the short portly dictator or he has vowed to send the whole country to a labor camp. He would like: 1. The starting lineup of the 1991 Chicago Bulls to visit him and each give him souvenir...
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Funny story: Head of Scientology Concert Rider

Head of Scientology Concert Rider

Before David Miscavige, the Pope of Scientology, can make an appearance at YOUR venue, the following must be adhered to: 1. Mr. Miscaviage must have two 16 course dinners waiting for him after his bloviating speech as he will be very hungry from using the teleprompter so much. He will choose which meal he feels like having and the other one should be tossed. Also, there should be rice and bea...
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Funny story: Redemption For Sale!

Redemption For Sale!

"Inner Make-Over" - best selling book by Jeremy Enditstein that was recently featured on the Oprah Winfrey show has now launched itself as an American franchise. Said director of the new found company appropriately called INNER-MAKE-OVER "the company is built squarely on Jeremy's philosophy of inner renewal. It involves all aspects of retrieving a sense of worth and self-respect leading to greater...
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Funny story: Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii state lawmaker Tom Brewster stated that he was fed up with the state's homeless problem. His solution, however, has left him branded as a vigilante. Brewster took a sledgehammer to their shopping carts. "I get a lot of complaints about s...
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