Funny story: Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Gibraltar, Mediterranean Ocean - Spain has violated international maritime law by sending one of its fleet's notorious floating rust buckets into British territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect an Ecuadorean slush-fund hideyehole. The prese...
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Funny story: Shocking Winner for Best Hipster Facial Hair Announced

Shocking Winner for Best Hipster Facial Hair Announced

At the annual Hipster Facial Hair Contest, thousands of hipsters came together to vote on the facial hair that does the best job of effortlessly making the unattractive be attractive. In the past, typical hipster celebrities, like Michael Cera with h...
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Funny story: Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

June Reynolds of Townsend, Tennessee was hauled away by police still screaming this morning because she had apparently tried over 100 times to get through to someone who would help her sign up for Obamacare. "That's the third one we have had to ar...
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Funny story: Handicap Parking

Handicap Parking

Reluctantly, I gave in and we now have a Handicap Parking placard. "Getting old ain't for sissies," as my Mom use to say. With very poor vision and having to creep along on a cane now, I realized it was time for this additional chink in my armor. We went to he grocery store and Wal-Mart this past weekend and used the placard for the first time. We parked almost at the front door of Wall-Mart! "...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
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Funny story: Montana Science Teacher Achieves "Cool" Status

Montana Science Teacher Achieves "Cool" Status

BUTTE, MT-Veteran science teacher Wayne Brumfeld was reportedly called "cool" by a student in his remedial biology class at Butte High School yesterday. Brumfeld, 56, is the first non-humanities teacher in the state of Montana to receive such an hono...
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Funny story: Top 22 Least Favorite Shops In The Mall

Top 22 Least Favorite Shops In The Mall

The following is a list of what has been voted as the worst stores in the Mall and will probably close right after the Holidays: 1. Burke & Hare's Used Jewelry & Gold Tooth Store 2. Old Navy Beans 3. Things Remembered But Best Forgotten 4. Ferrets R Us 5. Victoria's Succretes 6. Shoes That Stretch 7. Just The Thong 8. Ye Olde Lice Cream Shop...
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Funny story: President Obama To serve A Third Term?

President Obama To serve A Third Term?

Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
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Funny story: FBI strips Bill Clinton of his binoculars following 'I wanna see a woman in the White House' remarks

FBI strips Bill Clinton of his binoculars following 'I wanna see a woman in the White House' remarks

Washington AC/DC (Reuterus) - "He told us he was just stargazing at Comet Ison, Mr President," the chief of White House security explained to Barack Obama this morning, "until we extracted the smart chip that records everything he pointed the binocs...
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Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...
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Funny story: Supreme Leader This & That - North Korea's Kim Jong-un Still Crazy After All These Years In A Nutshell Without A View All By Himself

Supreme Leader This & That - North Korea's Kim Jong-un Still Crazy After All These Years In A Nutshell Without A View All By Himself

Just when you think that puffy prone Supreme Bottom Feeder - I mean, Leader - of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, couldn't get anymore whack-a-doodle than he already has previously exhibited on a regular basis during the full-tilt course of his so far (so n...
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Funny story: WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...
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Funny story: Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Washington,D.C.-You might have to prove whether you're a man or a woman in upcoming elections if a bill now under consideration in the United States Senate passes. The bill requires voters to show proof of their sex in the form of a letter from th...
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Funny story: Cheney Family Feuds Over Gay Marriage

Cheney Family Feuds Over Gay Marriage

Cheyenne, WY--Liz Cheney, in her bid for a Senate seat in Wyoming, has now gone beyond simply disapproving of gay marriage and called for burning homosexuals at the stake. Cheney is trying to appease the right-wing of the Republican Party, much of wh...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter's "Take Back The N-Word" Stirs Controversy

Ann Coulter's "Take Back The N-Word" Stirs Controversy

WASHINGTON DC - Political commentator, conservative author, and part-time Skeletor stunt double, Ann Coulter has once again found herself the center of an internet controversy. Ms. Coulter's new program "ADD THE R", focused on re-repurposing the word...
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