Funny story: Disaster relief concerts now nation's most profitable industry

Disaster relief concerts now nation's most profitable industry

BOSTON, MA--According to a new study published by the Bureau of Economic Analysis this week, concerts held to benefit victims of tragedies are now the most profitable industry in the U.S. The report comes on the heels of the announcement of the "...
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Funny story: Elections: No Change!

Elections: No Change!

Yet again the British electorate have opted for the traditional election routine! Some 70% registered their views with an equivocal silence. They did not vote! Our reporters scoured the country for the majority non-voters. Joe Soap explained hi...
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Funny story: Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Universally regarded as one of the Internets funniest users, unnamed sources confirmed Friday that famed 45 year old Spoof News icon Bob Taylor, better known as "Nutbuster" by his throng of passionate and loyal fans, makes roughly £17,000 a year, an...
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Funny story: NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
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Funny story: Motor cars in UK getting bigger

Motor cars in UK getting bigger

The average size of a family motor car in Britain has increased by over 30 per cent during the first three months of this year, according to road surveys carried out by teams of weight watchers and nosey-parkers. In 2011 and 2012, the average car...
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Funny story: Churchill Downs crop circle predicts Kentucky Derby 1-2-3

Churchill Downs crop circle predicts Kentucky Derby 1-2-3

Louisville, KY - One of the year's first extraterrestrial field etchings has appeared overnight at the world famous racetrack's saddling enclosure ahead of Saturday's 139th renewal of the Kentucky Derby. Groundsmen said this morning they'd noticed...
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Funny story: Spice Girls show goes tits up

Spice Girls show goes tits up

Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed...
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Funny story: Mystery solved by anonymous person

Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

NEWPORT BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan is without a doubt the luckiest female in the entire United States. The Hollywood Starbrat has committed all kinds of misdemeanors, automobile accidents, jewelry thefts, parole violations, and she still co...
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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal was in Tinsel Town on some business. He was asked by Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket about the rumor that the Laker ownership has asked him to sign a one-year contract. O'Neal, who...
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Funny story: American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

LOS ANGELES - It was a sad day in the Holcomb family as Amber Holcomb became the latest contestant to be sent home. The Houston native, who has probably shed more tears since the days of Tatiana Del Toro, reportedly felt that one or two of the jud...
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Funny story: Washington Nationals Fans Vow To Do Away With The Wave

Washington Nationals Fans Vow To Do Away With The Wave

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The management of the Major League Baseball Washington Nationals has been approached by a group calling itself The Anti-Wave Alliance. The alliance chairman Abner "Spitball" Dinkinbrewski, 27, told the Nationals organization tha...
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Funny story: The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...
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Funny story: President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs. And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

BURBANK - Jay Leno has not exactly been himself lately. And who can blame him since he knows that he is being unceremoniously dumped by the suits at the Peacock Network. Leno has become very good at hiding his true feelings, but his hair stylist F...
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Funny story: Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...
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Funny story: Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab...
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