Funny story: Homeless to accept chip and pin

Homeless to accept chip and pin

Soon the old excuse "I've only got my card" will no longer be useful as a way to avoid persistent beggars after your cash - as homeless people throughout Britain are to begin rolling out support for the chip and pin card payment scheme. Homeless p...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

ROME--Pope Francis, after astounding everyone last week by announcing that even atheists can be redeemed, went a step further today and proclaimed that all atheists are infallible. Pope Francis elaborated: "The Church has misled all of us, all of u...
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Funny story: YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

YouTube users are unable to string even the simplest of sentences together, it has emerged. A new study by everyone who has ever used the internet has found that 96% of people who post comments on YouTube are unable to spell their own name, tell...
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Funny story: New Bumper Stickers For Our Brainwashed Times.

New Bumper Stickers For Our Brainwashed Times.

For years we have heard the mantra that 'If you can read this, thank a teacher" thrown at us from bumper stickers and signs everywhere. Of course the school system will surely not broadcast so loudly their failings- the brainwash, the intimidation, the browbeating, the systematization of everything possible. If they ever did, here is what these bumper stickers would look like: If you are so rob...
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Funny story: American second amendment misinterpreted

American second amendment misinterpreted

The American law that states US citizens have the right to bear arms was actually intended to allow people the right to arm bears, it has emerged. The ambiguous legal phrasing, which has been a topic of controversy in the states for years, is said...
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Funny story: Gun Nuts Promote More Mass Shootings As A Way Of Stimulating Gun Sales

Gun Nuts Promote More Mass Shootings As A Way Of Stimulating Gun Sales

Gun toting crazies, flush with a victory over the US Government and common sense in general with their defeat of all gun bills, have decided to keep on a roll and create more gun sales by stimulating more mass shootings. Observing that the sale of gu...
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Funny story: Feds shut down Diabolical Liberty Reserve

Feds shut down Diabolical Liberty Reserve

New York - Federal prosecutors have smashed a $6bn international money-laundering scheme based in Costa Rica after a tip-off fingered the 'digital currency' provider. Southern District of New York legal sources say the sheer scale of the Diabolica...
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Funny story: Welsh earthquake rocks Charles succession scam

Welsh earthquake rocks Charles succession scam

Wales - In a new twist on that old chestnut of 'Did The Earth Move For You, Darlin'?' an ominous 3.8 magnitude tremor in North Wales' Llyin' Penisula has rocked the Pretender's gargantuan aspirations to the throne. "Something - or someone - has f+...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes. The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippit...
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Funny story: A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Demi Moore left the Tinsel Town radar screen and no one, not even her hair stylist FuFi Fondue knew where the G.I. Jane star was. Fondue placed several calls before he learned that Moore had flown down to Mexico by herself...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Brad Pitt has stated that Brad has hinted that he and Angelina Jolie could be splitting up. The friend who was Brad's stunt double in two of his movies said that the pressure from constantly being in the entertain...
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