Funny story: Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'

Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'

Reports are coming in of a suspected terror attack on the streets of London this afternoon. An unidentified teenager apparently knocked on the red door of a local resident and was filmed afterwards using religious language. Witnesses say that the...
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Funny story: TV Guide

TV Guide

Tonight's television is as follows: 6pm. The Fuhrer's Toilet. Documentary about the various toilets that Hitler used throughout his life, and how they could have aided his rise to power. Features disturbing footage of an actual bowl used by the Fuhrer. 7pm. Newsblart. Up to the minute news delivered to your screen in an easily digestive form. With guest presenter David Dickinson. 7.02pm.
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Funny story: NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...
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Funny story: Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna. Today another blow befell the mighty House o...
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Funny story: Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank

Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank

A newlywed groom woke up in hospital the day after his wedding to find both his legs had been amputated - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother. Plumber Sydney Squat-Thrust chopped off his brother Jarrod's legs as he slept on his weddi...
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Funny story: Police now training: Glasses can be guns

Police now training: Glasses can be guns

Chicago - Police spokesperson S. Wineburger of the Chicago Police Department announced today that anyone pointing glasses at police conducting official business may be shot. It was previously reported here that police are now trained to shoot anyo...
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Funny story: Next Dan Brown Book Chapter Accidentally Leaked by Publisher

Next Dan Brown Book Chapter Accidentally Leaked by Publisher

In a shocking leak, the publisher of author Dan Brown's book 'Inferno' let slip to opening chapter to what has already been agreed as the follow up. Due to be released in 2014, the as yet unamed title, has the below opening... Robert Langdon slammed his fist down on his desk in frustration. 'Why the hell cant I finish this coffee break crossword?' he thought. He had solved the majority...
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Funny story: Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.
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