Funny story: Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars

Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars

The Raleigh News & Observer clamed in a front page editorial this morning that Senator T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg had "fudged the data" in claiming that his proposed Fart Farms could solve the state's energy problems. "This is not the first time...
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Funny story: Woman returns from shops empty-handed

Woman returns from shops empty-handed

A Headingley woman caused a massive shock when she came home from a shopping spree in Leeds with nothing at all! Leeds is the biggest shopping centre in the north of England, with an estimated 6 million eager customers buying loads of stuff every...
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Funny story: Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga

Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga

New York - A New York judge presiding over a forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act [RICO] lawsuit brought by super major Chevron against supporters of an Ecuadorean $19billion embezzlement fraud is to rule whether a retired U...
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Funny story: Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...
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Funny story: WTF 'Landowner who spent $500,000 restoring dead Norfolk broad faces prosecution' as story puzzles Yanks?

WTF 'Landowner who spent $500,000 restoring dead Norfolk broad faces prosecution' as story puzzles Yanks?

NYC, New York - "Says right here some guy's going to jail maybe for spending half a million on a dead Norfolk broad," a puzzled Upper East Side taxicab driver said today, "some kinda necrophilia stunt, eh, like you Brits are SO kinky?" The fast-br...
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Funny story: Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin

Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin

Spokesman Ann T. Sociale of Americant Airlines revealed a new price structure for domestic flights. The move is thought by staff here to be in response to a recent policy shift by another well known airline favoring passengers that do not bring bags...
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Funny story: Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...
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Funny story: The Beatles to reform for the next Eurovision

The Beatles to reform for the next Eurovision

The UK's Eurovision Committee, chaired by Sebastian Coe, have employed the services of Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and a black magician by the name of Alistair Darling for next year's Eurovision contest entry for the UK. "Darling will employ t...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards

HOLLYWOOD, CA - It was nearly termed another developing scandal for the Obama Administration, but, before the night was over, audiences saw the 44th President of the United States aptly named 'Best Narcissist' for the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
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Funny story: How Could They?

How Could They?

I've sent my son to a Public School. He had all the benefits of getting to know chaps with the same outlook on life as himself. And how does he pay me back? He has turned into A RAVING QUEER!! What is worse he wants to get married. TO ANOTHER MAN. To bring even more disgrace he wants to get married in a CHURCH. My God, I can hardly believe it. With all this upon me I now have my MP...
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Funny story: Ruling Authority to 'let Texas go'

Ruling Authority to 'let Texas go'

A spokesperson for the R.A. announced its decision yesterday, saying: "Texas is too big, too different, and just too damn difficult to remain in the union... and they never wanted to be a part of the United States, anyway." One of the provisions...
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Funny story: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Who got to Gronk? When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism. Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...
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Funny story: Oh! Calcutta

Oh! Calcutta

Farce, by definition, is a standard theatrical comedy. Sadly enough, some criminal agents, for more than three decades, have devised a sickening strain of farce which boggles the mind. This 21st century strain combines the rough boisterous comedy with human suffering in a disgusting manner. In farce, everything is exaggerated, including the plot which twists a lot, thus sending the spectators'...
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