Funny story: Viewers shocked at close-up of Obama's blackheads

Viewers shocked at close-up of Obama's blackheads

Washington DC - US President Barack Obama has shocked British TV viewers after revealing much of his face is pitted with blackheads. Speaking to White House reporters during a meeting with UK Prime Minister David Cameron the President displayed a...
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Funny story: Disgraced Cardinal sentenced to full Bell Book N Candle exorcism

Disgraced Cardinal sentenced to full Bell Book N Candle exorcism

The Gorbals, Glasgow - Demoted in the ranks for gross misconduct the former Primate of Scotland has been ordered into exile from his Scottish stamping ground for processing and re-assimilation at a Vatican exorcism. Ex-Cardinal Keith O'Brien will...
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Funny story: 'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

Pyongyang - The arrest of alleged CIA spy Ryan Fogle in a Moscow sting op has seen Mossad's top North Korea desk intelligence officer piss herself with laughter at the ploy. "Some audacity of dope, eh?" Commander Ziva Davide [no relation] chuckle...
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Funny story: ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to debate all Twitter followers

ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to debate all Twitter followers

Citing his passion for debate, flare for commentary and overarching desire to make others feel mentally dominated, ESPN sports anchor Stephen A. Smith has announced plans to debate each of his followers on Twitter. The event, which Smith has dubbe...
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Funny story: Self Plagiarist Sues Himself

Self Plagiarist Sues Himself

Tarquin Merryweather, the famous multi-personality and author, is taking himself to court over ongoing battles with his alter egos. He is accusing himself of self-plagiarism. Although self-plagiarism is not illegal when the author retains copyrigh...
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Funny story: Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist

Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist

The new Boing Night-Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from...
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Funny story: It's Eurovision time again!

It's Eurovision time again!

This Saturday, it's everyone's favourite annual pan-European musical competition - the Eurovision song contest. For a few hours, bleary-eyed Britons will throw away their deeply ingrained xenophobia and enthusiastically embrace their fellow Europeans as their own. Even Eurosceptic UKIP leader Nigel Farage is said to host an annual Eurovision party. He recently admitted that he has fished out hi...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher

Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to 4 celebrity contestants as soap opera star Ingo Rademacher was voted off the show. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that he really hated to see the hunky actor go. Rademacher and his dance pa...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

LA BREA - Close friends of Elin Nordegren have said that the Swedish beauty is still quite upset at ex-husband Tiger Woods. Elin, who was having dinner alone at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner, feels that she was led to believe by her former philanderi...
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Funny story: The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Long time Mississippi Game Warden Jefferson Jackson Boothbarker reported that a local fisherman identified as Tibideaux "Tibby" Figginfaust has just caught one of the most amazing catfish in the history of catfish catching.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity. And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Opens Up About X-Factor and Jason Trawick

Britney Spears Opens Up About X-Factor and Jason Trawick

TARZANA - Britney Spears took her kids to visit the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. She was accompanied by a close friend Tallulah Tennyschultz, who is a fingernail polish model. Spears was asked by Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times T...
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Funny story: The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

MILWAUKEE - Local gynecologist Dr. Wilmer Wigglemeister has practiced in Milwaukee for the past 19 years. But lately he had noticed a drop in the number of patients he was seeing. He talked to fellow local gynecologists and learned that their b...
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Funny story: President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million. President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...
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Funny story: Stop the Solar Flares

Stop the Solar Flares

Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c...
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