Funny story: Facts for impressing your friends

Facts for impressing your friends

They say that knowledge is 'da bomb'. Quite who 'they' are, is yet to be discovered. However, when presented with somebody else's amazing fact, people are quite often left stumped for an amazing fact in return. Well, no longer. Here is a list of fifty astounding facts to delight and amaze people with, and we can guarantee that nobody will have heard them before, because they're all made up. Leg...
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Funny story: De'Marquise Elkins and Charles Manson

De'Marquise Elkins and Charles Manson

BACKDOOR, Hell. (AP) - De'Marquise Elkins was captured trying to smuggle a cell phone inside a California prison where Charles Manson is housed, authorities said Wednesday. De'Marquise Elkins, 63, was arrested Sunday for investigation of conspira...
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Funny story: Pope fails Piss Test! Cardinals want re-call of new Pope

Pope fails Piss Test! Cardinals want re-call of new Pope

It was a shock heard around the world this morning when an anonymous source within the Vatican leaked word that the new Pope, Pope Francis, had failed a standard urine test for substance abuse after his election. As news outlets scrambled for add...
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Funny story: Muppet David Milliband To Join International Rescue

Muppet David Milliband To Join International Rescue

Thunderbird puppet David Milliband is to go to work for International Rescue in New York. The marionette will now be dancing to the tune of Hillary Clinton to help her get reelected in 2016. The 'buzz-cut' banana wielding Blairite is getting tired o...
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Funny story: David Miliband joins International Rescue

David Miliband joins International Rescue

The world had responded excitingly to the news that David Miliband has quit the heady world of politics to join International Rescue. At a press conference this morning held on Tracy Island, former astronaut, Jeff Tracy, head of the Tracy family,...
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Funny story: Technology News: The Top 10 Most Useless Mobile Phone Apps

Technology News: The Top 10 Most Useless Mobile Phone Apps

Sometimes it takes more than a boffin with a Mac to come up with a killer app idea. Here's a top 10 of the best of the worst apps ever to be released: 10. The 'Battery Monitor' App: designed to monitor the power usage of a phone's software and apps so users can make their battery charges last longer. The app consistently showed itself to be the biggest power drain. Verdict: Complete Power Failu...
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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...
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Funny story: Bozo Boris Johnson Bashed Up By Eddie Mair

Bozo Boris Johnson Bashed Up By Eddie Mair

Bullingdon Club toff was 'bashed up' on the Andrew Marr show by interviewer Eddie Mair. Dishevelled mop haired Boris was interrogated by Mair about his personal life and his lies and dubious moral behaviour. Poor Boris had expected to be interv...
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