Funny story: The Missing Link

The Missing Link

"Look Sir, we have searched the house and I can tell you, hand on heart, he is not here". "Don't believe it, the silly sod has got drunk and fallen down a crevice somewhere". "I understand the grounds are quite extensive but my officers and I have had a good look". "Did you check the old out houses and the barn?" "Yes sir, every possible nook and cranny has been searched, he is not her...
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Funny story: Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding

Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding

I remember Stinky a tall cadaverous looking chap with a profound limp in his vocabulary. We bedded at Cambridge together,he had a habit of wanking under a copy of Country life. Never saw him after Girton College, just sort of went our separate ways, at Winchester together you know. Some years later, I am sitting in the Dunlop Club having a snifter when who should walk in? Dear old Stinky, dr...
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Funny story: Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour. After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Trying Her Best To Lure Liam Hemsworth Back

Miley Cyrus Trying Her Best To Lure Liam Hemsworth Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was down on Rodeo Drive doing some shopping to help get her mind off of her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. The ex-lap dancer was wearing a pair of the shortest short shorts found on the Left Coast. Buck Yazoo with Yipp...
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Funny story: The Spoof Exclusive- An Interview With Mr. Potato Head!

The Spoof Exclusive- An Interview With Mr. Potato Head!

Today we interview that star of toy stores and famed actor from the films Toy Story 1,2 and 3, Mr. Potato Head! Visiting him in his penthouse at the Farmer's Market in Manhattan he spills the beans on his illustrious life: A hearty greetings to you, Mr. Potato Head! Thank you for doing this interview with us. Where is it you are from? Illinois, but my roots are in Idaho. I have heard that y...
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Funny story: Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!

Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!

The days of dscipline in UK classrooms has gone and been replaced by groups of disruptive zombies pressing buttons on mobile phones and other gadgets. Teachers in the UK are complaining about the uprise in such behaviour because they cannot conce...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - DNA: Dogs Not Allowed

Isle of Wight News - DNA: Dogs Not Allowed

In a bold move, the Isle of Wight councillor, David Pugh, has elected to spend his twenty-million pound lottery win on putting every dog on the island onto a doggy DNA database. "I was going to buy a bigger house," he said. "However, I already hav...
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Funny story: Worldwide Happiness Levels Measured

Worldwide Happiness Levels Measured

For the first time, scientists at Manchester University, UK, have been able to measure the amount of happiness in the world, and have come to a remarkable conclusion: There is a certain level of background happiness that doesn't fluctuate. "A numb...
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Funny story: The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen. Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books. Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...
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Funny story: Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

TUCSON - The city of Tucson, Arizona is home to The Saguaro National Park. It is also the home of the largest loincloth producing factory in the entire United States. The Laughing Lynx Loincloth Company was established in 1883, and at one time it...
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