Funny story: "We're Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations, Idiots!"

"We're Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations, Idiots!"

Obama administration spokesperson, Jay Carney, sent this tweet from the White House to all of his followers on Twitter, signaling his own and the Administration's weariness with the waves of unwarranted criticism it has experienced in recent weeks ov...
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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...
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Funny story: Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Washington DC -- With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile...
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Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
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Funny story: Rich people and aliens gather at Bilderberg conference

Rich people and aliens gather at Bilderberg conference

This weekend a small elite group of the wealthy and the extraterrestrial are gathering at a hotel just outside Watford. It is not clear what the meeting is about, but it is obvious to a number of protesters that the attendees must be up to something...
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Funny story: Match-fixing scandal revealed by referee whistleblower

Match-fixing scandal revealed by referee whistleblower

A scandal has rocked the Scottish Third Division Football League today when it was revealed that a Chinese betting syndicate had been paying referees to fix matches. The dodgy dealings were uncovered when fourth official Sid Line sent a series of pri...
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Funny story: People get what they deserve

People get what they deserve

Have you ever heard of a hybrid political system composed of one or more technically opposites? Take, for instance, the United Kingdom which is comprised of four nations: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is a devolved government. In other word, it is being granted a home rule. First, the overall ruler was called the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the British monar...
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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...
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Funny story: The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...
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Funny story: Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

HOLLYWOOD - Lonnie Anderson recently said that it took her a while but she was able to get over the heartbreak of having her husband (Burt Reynolds) cheat on her. She told Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine that when she divorced Burt back i...
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Funny story: Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

EUGENE, Oregon - Local authorities in Eugene are reporting that they have taken a woman into custody and bail has been set at $700,000. Early Friday, Eugene police were called to an address on Lumberjack Lane after getting a call that a woman had...
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Funny story: LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Signs A Condom Deal

Tiger Woods Signs A Condom Deal

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Golfing gigolo Tiger Woods has just announced that he has agreed to be the spokesman for a brand new line of condoms that will be available at drugstores, convenience stores, and retail stores throughout America within the m...
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Funny story: Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

SAN LUIS OBISPO, California - A group of Boy Scouts recently camped on the infamous San Andreas Fault, which runs roughly 800 miles from the town of Monterey to Bakersfield. Scout Leader Roscoe Loxahatchee stated to American Spotlight Magazine tha...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Selena Gomez, the young singer is fed up with ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber begging her to take him back. She was recently interviewed by Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine and she made it clear...
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Funny story: All of The White House Trees May Have To Be Burned To Get Rid of The Cicada Infestation

All of The White House Trees May Have To Be Burned To Get Rid of The Cicada Infestation

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has just made an announcement to the White House Press Corps. He said that he was told by the White House gardener that every single tree located on The White House grounds is infested with the pesky, no...
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Funny story: Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu...
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Funny story: The Price is Wrong? Allegations of Big Wheel shenanigans suggested by Drew Carey

The Price is Wrong? Allegations of Big Wheel shenanigans suggested by Drew Carey

At a Congressional hearing today in Washington, D.C. under strong questioning and being faced with irrefutable evidence presented by members, Drew Carey, Host of the television show, The Price Is Right, admitted that the "Wheel" used on the show whic...
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