Funny story: Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed

Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed

Opponents to the controversial gas extraction technique, Fracking, have brought forward a remarkable conclusion to their biggest study to date. "If we extract the gas from the shale in the UK the country will sink," said Pierce Green, spokesperson...
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Funny story: Guy arrested after breaking into White House

Guy arrested after breaking into White House

Yohansen Drixel the III has been arrested for breaking into the White House on Monday the 3rd. Drixel was spotted yelling at the gates to "open". After a while of that, Drixel left and came back with a grappling hook. "I didn't know what he w...
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Funny story: Malingerer Duke ducks Blind gig, insists tomorrow's Coronation Thanksgiving service must proceed 'even if he's RIP by the morning'

Malingerer Duke ducks Blind gig, insists tomorrow's Coronation Thanksgiving service must proceed 'even if he's RIP by the morning'

London - The Duke of Edinburgh has pulled out of a reception for the Royal Institute of the Blind Leading the Blind this evening after coming down with something torrid behind a Palace potting shed. Cancelling on the St James's Palace gig Phil the...
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Funny story: The next Bond has been found

The next Bond has been found

After successfully portraying a very smart and fit James Bond character for three movies in the Bond series, Daniel Craig has been given the boot to make way for a more promising, fitter, stronger and smarter man. He is smooth, sexy, and charming...
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Funny story: Sweet Turkish delight turns sour!

Sweet Turkish delight turns sour!

Turkey, once a bastion of east meets west, peace (apart from the Kurdish problem), the way forward for both; Islamic prosperity combined with western modernisation has now turned into a "not so delightful" place to be. Sweden riots, UK riots, OK,...
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Funny story: Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

To honour the passing of Late Mr.Steve Jobs, the experts at Apple have launched a new brand of cigarettes. The cigarettes have been crafted with great precision to pass on a very specific cool minty flavour from the top of your tongue to the back...
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Funny story: WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

Geneva, Switzerland-- The Whirled Health Organization is sounding the alarm bells today about a new illness that may cause the next pandemic. The disease is called VAMPS (Vampire Acquired Multi-Phasic Syndrome) and it has the potential to kill milli...
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Funny story: The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

TUCSON - A group of national Republican strategists met in Tucson to discuss what they can do to get the GOP from completely collapsing and going the way of the Ford Edsel, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and Pet Rocks. Vareena May Pottpiffle, 71, who is the...
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Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal. In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Mu...
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Funny story: The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...
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Funny story: President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that President Obama has been offered a role in George Clooney's next action packed motion picture. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reporter Pomona Vox, Clooney has been after the...
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Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Kate Middleton Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars have already sat down and are trying to figure out who to invite to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. One name which has come up in previous meetings is t...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...
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Funny story: Over Heated Pacer Uses 4-Letter Words to Describe LeBron

Over Heated Pacer Uses 4-Letter Words to Describe LeBron

Indiana Pacers' tough guy Roy Hibbert had to suck up his toughness after the latest press conference. In his address to the media, he spread a light paprika over the blowhard press corps. Of course, that was merely the first of his tasty hors d'oe...
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