Funny story: Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Rupert Mountcock is one of the most famous mountaineers in the world. He has climbed the highest points on every continent, from Mont Blanc to Mount Fudgemore. He is also a gay. Mountcock says that his flamboyance helps him to climb. He says, "I w...
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Funny story: That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

After Rachel Jeantel's recent testimony in the trial of George Zimmerman, a lot of white people are suddenly wondering out loud why it's o.k. to call white people 'crackers,' while other racial epithets are out of bounds. Prominent blacks are being...
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Funny story: Joe Biden asks Ecuador if Edward Snowden lunatic asylum ready

Joe Biden asks Ecuador if Edward Snowden lunatic asylum ready

Washington DC - US Vice President Biden has phoned President Rafael Correa to ask him about stuff in the Edward Snowden case. "As you know, President Correa," Veep Joe explained to the baffled Ecuadorean leader, "with President Barack Obama curren...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Has Sex Change

Edward Snowden Has Sex Change

Washington, DC-- NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden has thought of the perfect way to hide his whereabouts from the US government. The bespectacled 30 year-old man is now an attractive young woman, courtesy of a quick sex-change operation in Hong Kon...
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Funny story: Aiding and Abetting at Sheremetyevo Airport Part 2

Aiding and Abetting at Sheremetyevo Airport Part 2

Hello again, Pepe Warezabar for The Guard Dog covering the action at Sheremetyevo Airport. First, I want to thank all the tweets recommending the GGSR program (the Glenn Greenwald Spine-Building for Reporters program). I have acquired it and am already into it. But let's get up to date on high drama at this airport just this afternoon as we reporters swirled around in here and seemed to be...
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Funny story: Not-So-Historic Halachic Ruling Ignored by American Jewish Community

Not-So-Historic Halachic Ruling Ignored by American Jewish Community

A few days ago, Orthodox Rabbis of the Beit Hillel organization made a halachic (Jewish law) ruling that allows women to recite the Kaddish, a prayer in memory of the deceased. In Israel, this ruling was considered surprising, groundbreaking, and con...
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Funny story: Israeli Rabbis Solve Largest Problem Facing the Country

Israeli Rabbis Solve Largest Problem Facing the Country

Too often the media focuses on the security situation facing Israel, from Iran developing a nuclear bomb to Hamas suicide bombings, and forgets that Israelis are faced with much more severe problems. The bourekas problem had been one of the biggest o...
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Funny story: A Bad-Ass Review Of How Bad Dave Barry's 'Book of Bad Songs' Is.

A Bad-Ass Review Of How Bad Dave Barry's 'Book of Bad Songs' Is.

Dave Barry wrote a book about bad songs. Fully 2/3rds of the songs he writes about are songs that I love. Dave Barry is now on my excrement list. First off, let me explain who Dave Barry is. Dave Barry is a comic god. Not a comic genius. Not a comic professional. Not a comic expert. A comic god. Let's get that straight right from the beginning. I know he looks pretty geeky for someone...
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Funny story: Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...
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Funny story: Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
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