Funny story: Edward Snowden to bunk up with Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy

Edward Snowden to bunk up with Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy

Washington DC - US Justice department officials are flying to London to serve extradition papers on NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden who is rumored to have arrived at the Ecuadorean embassy where Julian Assange has been holed up for nearly a year.
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Funny story: Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site has named Captain James T Kirk actor William Shatner as Kevin Spacey's birth father following months of crafty DNA sleuthing. According to LA FagHagSlagMag.con editorial sources the 53 year-old Consenting Adults and...
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Funny story: For some, being a Christian is becoming a pain in the butt

For some, being a Christian is becoming a pain in the butt

Christian churches, faced with declining memberships, have hit upon a new strategy for bringing in the sheaves: domestic discipline. The premise of the new program, Pastor Dave Spanky explained: "Spare the rod, and spoil the wife." The use of s...
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Funny story: Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery. He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Discloses That Kanye West Has Already Written 9 Songs About Baby North West

Kim Kardashian Discloses That Kanye West Has Already Written 9 Songs About Baby North West

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she is thrilled that she has finally had her baby so that she can start doing sit ups, push ups, and jumping jacks and get her fantastic figure back. She said that having a baby was not as bad as Jessica Simp...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

NEW YORK CITY - World champion tennis player Maria Sharapova, 26, spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and addressed a rumor that is currently making the rounds. The grunting tennis player stated that she has no idea where the false rumor abo...
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Funny story: The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of The View are very unhappy with long time Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood. The man who made the film "The Outlaw Josie Wales" an American Old West classic stated through a spokesperson that he recalls the last time he...
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Funny story: President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama stood in the White House Rose Garden and told the assembled White House press corps, "Well boys and girls, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." He then informed them that he would be paying off the sports b...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up

Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Demi Lovato flew to Albuquerque to visit a relative she hadn't seen in some time. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette and asked about her show X-Factor. Lovato replied that she was excited that...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Honey Boo Boo To Star In A Western

Willie Nelson and Honey Boo Boo To Star In A Western

BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...
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Funny story: Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport. The happy couple was then driven by limo...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

LA BREA, California - Christina Aguilera, singer and former judge on The Voice was recently spotted at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner having lunch with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Aguilera informed Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

Nina Dobrev Points Out That Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Is Still The Man of Her Dreams

MARINA DEL REY - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev recently stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she wanted to put to rest the recent rumor that she and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. Dobrev smiled and said that nothin...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...
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Funny story: The Retail Test

The Retail Test

To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...
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Funny story: US Will Finally Arm Syrian Rebels, Kind Of, Sort Of

US Will Finally Arm Syrian Rebels, Kind Of, Sort Of

After months of wrangling over the consequences of arming the good Al Qaeda infiltrated Syrian Freedom fighters against the Evil-R-Us regime of Syrian President I-Kill-You Assad, US President Barack Obama has announced a compromise proposal in which...
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