Funny story: NSA and UK Officials Explain

NSA and UK Officials Explain

No recording device allowed so we at The Guard Dog sent one of our top reporters to Downing Street with photographic memory for all details. Several gentlemen stood by, some with tiny American flags as cuff links. "So, then, Mr. Prime Minister, you and the Americans decided to spy on your guests at the 09 G-20 meetings in London--" "No, no, no. We wouldn't call it 'spy on.' No, no, no. We we...
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Funny story: Magician an absolute 9/4 steal for Royal Ascot's St James's Palace Stakes according to online bookies

Magician an absolute 9/4 steal for Royal Ascot's St James's Palace Stakes according to online bookies

Ascot, Berks - Bred by Ireland's Absolutelyfabulous Syndicate the three year-old bay colt ran 'an absolute bloody blinder' at the Curragh last month to storm to a 3┬ŻL victory over Gale Force Ten in the 2013 renewal of the Irish 2000 Guineas. On Tu...
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Funny story: Like Us on Facebook, Facebook Implores

Like Us on Facebook, Facebook Implores

MENLO PARK, CA.-As young people in increasing numbers abandon Facebook for other forms of social media, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced a new campaign aimed at younger people called, simply, Like Us on Facebook. As Facebook's stocks are s...
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Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
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Funny story: Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic

Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic

Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck. "This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
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Funny story: There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has promised his legion of fans that a proposed statue of him, which had originally received permits but were then revoked, will be built, even if the minute actor has "to build it my god damn self!" The town of Gray...
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Funny story: I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Two college buddies headed to Florida from their home in Richmond have been arrested and charged with murder after eating the third member of their group after being held up in traffic on the I-95. Brian James and Steven Brookes, both 21 year-old...
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Funny story: Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an interview with Fox News Sunday, former Vice President Dick Cheney accused N.S.A. whistleblower Edward Snowden of doing enormous damage to the nation, an assertion which the elder statesman found reconcilable with the fact...
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Funny story: Britney Spears is dating a space creature

Britney Spears is dating a space creature

You've seen her carrying her kids around like a Heisman Trophy hopeful wields a football. You've heard her fake a British accent under her thick southern drawl while wearing a pink wig. You've seen her run over camera clickers while erratically drivi...
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Funny story: At no caust to you ...

At no caust to you ...

President Barack Obama today, in response to criticism he has received about his pending one hundred million dollar trip to Africa, indicated to sources close to him, that he was considering changing the arrangements. He has tentatively booked a f...
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