Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
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Funny story: Pope blames rough trade in the Vatican

Pope blames rough trade in the Vatican

Rome - His Holiness has blamed a lurid Catacombs sex club called St Sebastian's Passageway for an outbreak of homosexuality in the Vatican. "At its core is a gay lobby," Pope Frankie the Argie said today, "swathed in peach-colored ruched silk drap...
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Funny story: Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

Fart farm energy initiative caught up in NSA scandal!

The Fart Farm alternate energy initiative originally started in North Carolina had gained support in the nation's Capital until late yesterday when it was revealed that a whistle blower within the NSA, referred to now in the agency as a fart blower,...
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Funny story: Jester Program Suffers Setbacks

Jester Program Suffers Setbacks

Harley Quinn died last week at a Glenn Beck event. The 47 year-old comic assigned to Beck by The Ruling Authority choked on his own words and died on-stage before an audience of Mr. Beck's fans. The county coroner, a Republican appointee, ruled t...
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Funny story: Education Reforms

Education Reforms

An overhaul of GCSEs in England has been announced by Education Secretary Michael Gove in an attempt to raise standards to "compete with the best in the world". Mr Gove announced that the government was thinking of introducing an I-Level standard som...
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Funny story: Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...
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Funny story: Erased by the Light: A Choose Your Own Adventure Account of the Afterlife

Erased by the Light: A Choose Your Own Adventure Account of the Afterlife

You're driving home from work on a Thursday late afternoon as ordinary as the sausage and egg sandwich you stuffed into yourself on the way in that morning. You're behind one of those flatbed trucks with large wooden poles which you assume will soon adorn some neighborhood as telephone poles. You're wondering, as you often do when behind one of these flatbed trucks, how well the bundle of potent...
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Funny story: Sun bed and tanning lotion delivered to Ecuador London embassy

Sun bed and tanning lotion delivered to Ecuador London embassy

London - An Ecuador foreign orifice official's rant about Julian Assange's fundamental human rights to sunbathe 'on the Costa Brava' has been shot down by the Met's SPF40 diplomatic protection racket unit. Ricardo Patino said today that the death...
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Funny story: Earth rips itself a new one

Earth rips itself a new one

At the start of the dinosaur era, some two hundred and twenty-five million years ago, there was one continent, and one ocean. The continent was called Pangea, and the ocean, showing a remarkable lack of imagination, was called the Big Ocean. Tectonic...
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