There were 467 spoof news stories published in June 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
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Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...
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Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...
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Funny story: So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca...
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Funny story: The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...
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Funny story: Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

On Monday morning when Rusty, the red panda (he looks sort of like a raccoon) was reported missing, many assumed that he was displeased with his accommodations at the National Zoo in Wash., DC. Not so. To counteract the incorrect assumption, once Rusty was returned to the zoo later in the day, he contacted a reporter at TheSpoof.com, Gail Farrelly (she's an expert in panda parlance), to...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Vice-President Biden: Hello Mr. President, are you there? 8:01 a.m. President Obama: Good morning to you Joey. How are things going so far? 8:04 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Pretty good Barry. Say have you heard anymore concerning that New England Patriots Super Bowl Ring that Vladimir Putin reportedly stole? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: Well Joey, kinda, sorta, I gue...
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Funny story: NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...
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Funny story: Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport. The happy couple was then driven by limo...
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Funny story: PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have gone to Congress to state their case regarding the wanton ingesting of animal crackers throughout America. PETA's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter told the news media that...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Has Sex Change

Edward Snowden Has Sex Change

Washington, DC-- NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden has thought of the perfect way to hide his whereabouts from the US government. The bespectacled 30 year-old man is now an attractive young woman, courtesy of a quick sex-change operation in Hong Kon...
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Funny story: George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

The "takeover" is a done deal. And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...
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Funny story: U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

Faded Spotlight Magazine Presents... U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piñata factory. Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Her Upcoming Nude Shower Scene In The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev Talks About Her Upcoming Nude Shower Scene In The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - The ratings for the television series The Vampire Diaries have been very good and they are fixing to get even better. The show's producer Manolo Middlezuck has just announced that an upcoming episode promises to send the ratings thro...
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Funny story: A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

It is no secret that Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan loves to take a drink every now and then, and now and then, and now and then. Lohan has been referred to as a celebrity camel who has a propensity for consuming alcohol that is pretty much unrivaled in the land of broken bright light dreams known as Tinsel Town. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo recently sat down with the freckle-face...
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Funny story: Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Tired of Alec Baldwin's Crazy Man Antics and Plans To Have Him Deported

President Obama Is Tired of Alec Baldwin's Crazy Man Antics and Plans To Have Him Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Alec Baldwin seems to think that he has all kinds of privileges and rights that no other American citizen has. According to Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres the second-rate actor has once again imploded and made himself look like a litt...
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Funny story: Maker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress

Maker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress

PC-Matic, a computer utility that promises to be all things to all computers has recently blanketed television with its ads. In the most recent ad, a tall, bald technician hands a female client an invoice for $300 for repairing her slow, virus-infes...
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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...
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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...
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Funny story: The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

TUCSON - A group of national Republican strategists met in Tucson to discuss what they can do to get the GOP from completely collapsing and going the way of the Ford Edsel, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and Pet Rocks. Vareena May Pottpiffle, 71, who is the...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...
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Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...
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Funny story: NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls

NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls

My dulcimer sits in the corner of my one-room camper looking like my out-of-touch, sarcastic, abusive freshman English Comp Instructor, Mr. Feducious Flynt. A ragged, ratty, bony thing, it's absolutely hideous. I haven't played the dulcimer in ages.
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Funny story: Pope blames rough trade in the Vatican

Pope blames rough trade in the Vatican

Rome - His Holiness has blamed a lurid Catacombs sex club called St Sebastian's Passageway for an outbreak of homosexuality in the Vatican. "At its core is a gay lobby," Pope Frankie the Argie said today, "swathed in peach-colored ruched silk drap...
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Funny story: Chimps Demand Retirement Party

Chimps Demand Retirement Party

It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..." One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded: --...
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Funny story: President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that President Obama has been offered a role in George Clooney's next action packed motion picture. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reporter Pomona Vox, Clooney has been after the...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide. She stressed to the president that...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is already jumping on the huge NSA scandal regarding former NSA contractor Edward Snowden alias The Whistleblower. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has just learned that noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has signe...
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Funny story: NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Even after death. Word is that officials will be trying to get the money back. Huh? Retrieval from The Great Beyond? Lotsa luck with that one! This situation intrigued reporter Gail Farrelly, so she went to a NYS unemployment benefits office and interviewed applicants waiting in line to see what they thought of this news. Here's what some of them s...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Flushing, New York -- Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster. He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden, and he will join the team as soo...
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Funny story: President Obama Lends Air Force One To George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

President Obama Lends Air Force One To George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Several Republican senators have expressed concern over the fact that President Obama allowed George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler the use of Air Force One. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax responded to...
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Funny story: President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama. And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...
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Funny story: Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Curse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer

Blushing Meadows, NY - "Serena Williams beware," an International Sartorial Tennis Association stylist said today, "those orange shorts/panties just gotta go or your Grand Slam dreams will end up tits-up." The women's World No 1 seed was being bee...
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Funny story: Facebook reverses policy on breasts

Facebook reverses policy on breasts

SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...
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Funny story: Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
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Funny story: An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
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Funny story: Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

The 21st annual Ugly Dog Show that took place last week and has grown increasingly more popular every year, has attracted a unique and prestigious following lately. A group of scholars and scientists who have been "on the lookout" for a missing h...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...
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Funny story: Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire

Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire

Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
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Funny story: Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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Funny story: Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere...
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Funny story: President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he was shocked to hear that the televison cooking woman, Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network for using the dreaded "N" word. The president said that he has met Miss Paula on several occasions...
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Funny story: Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...
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Funny story: I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Two college buddies headed to Florida from their home in Richmond have been arrested and charged with murder after eating the third member of their group after being held up in traffic on the I-95. Brian James and Steven Brookes, both 21 year-old...
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Funny story: There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has promised his legion of fans that a proposed statue of him, which had originally received permits but were then revoked, will be built, even if the minute actor has "to build it my god damn self!" The town of Gray...
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Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez of The New England Patriots Arrested - Gisele Bundchen Is Furious

Aaron Hernandez of The New England Patriots Arrested - Gisele Bundchen Is Furious

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - Well like the saying goes, You can run but you can't hide. Police have arrested Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez and charged him with suspicion of murder. Hernandez told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated D...
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Funny story: Women of the Wall and Ultra Orthodox men embrace, dance hava nagilla together

Women of the Wall and Ultra Orthodox men embrace, dance hava nagilla together

The Women of the Wall, a group of pluralistic Jewish women, who have been meeting the first day of every Jewish month at Jerusalem's Western Wall since 1988, finally reached their goal this week when Ultra Orthodox men embraced the group with open ar...
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Funny story: Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic

Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic

Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck. "This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
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Funny story: Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby

Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby

Sport - Spanish Inquisitor, the nein!-to-one mount of His Eminence the Witchfinder General, stormed to a thrilling anticlimax round Tattenham Corner on Saturday afternoon to finish last behind winning favorite Kiss My Butt and at least thirty other t...
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Funny story: Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

To honour the passing of Late Mr.Steve Jobs, the experts at Apple have launched a new brand of cigarettes. The cigarettes have been crafted with great precision to pass on a very specific cool minty flavour from the top of your tongue to the back...
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Funny story: Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Lake Austin, Texas - "Andy just has too many balls up in the air right now," a PR for the Andy Roddick Foundation revealed, "to sweat it out in a cramped commentators' box for two whole weeks alongside shock-jocks Boris Becker, John McEnroe and Tim H...
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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San...
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Funny story: Prince Philip admitted to The London Clinic For Abominable Diseases

Prince Philip admitted to The London Clinic For Abominable Diseases

London - A spokesperson for Queen Elizardbirth said tonight the Duke, 91, had come down with something nasty in the lower abdominal area after reading Hollywood actor Michael Douglas' recent intimate rant about 'walnut surgery'. [WTF? - 'Ed'] He w...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"...
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Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
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Funny story: New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Says Tim Tebow Will Replace Aaron Hernandez

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Says Tim Tebow Will Replace Aaron Hernandez

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is still in a state of semi-shock regarding former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez. Belichick spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and stated that upon reflection he now realizes that some o...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

NEW YORK CITY - World champion tennis player Maria Sharapova, 26, spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and addressed a rumor that is currently making the rounds. The grunting tennis player stated that she has no idea where the false rumor abo...
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Funny story: International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

Flushing Meadows, NY - The sport's governing body has responded to reports that Britain is planning to introduce 'secret courts' to prevent 'the misery' of long, drawn-out tie breaks at this year's Wimbledon championship meeting. "Relax, guys, the...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...
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Funny story: Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores. Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South Americ...
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Funny story: Police Warn New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez To Turn Himself In Or They'll Sell His House

Police Warn New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez To Turn Himself In Or They'll Sell His House

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - The North Attleboro Police Department has informed the news media that they are tired of New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez playing games with them. The Pats receiver has been told to turn himself in to...
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Funny story: Pandas vanish - Chinese don't know where

Pandas vanish - Chinese don't know where

There is a vast mystery taking place right now in South Western China. The giant pandas have disappeared. The small breeding colony in Szechuan, which was being carefully observed by UN scientists, is no more. French biologist Pierre Blackpool not...
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Funny story: White paper makes people more creative

White paper makes people more creative

A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
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Funny story: Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Washington DC -- With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile...
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Funny story: Teams Most Likely to Win World Series

Teams Most Likely to Win World Series

As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...
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Funny story: Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

In the bad old days of psychotherapy, the therapist would feel the skull and determine a personality from the various bumps and ridges over the cranium. "The theory," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine, "is that the brain's various cont...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to ban heterosexual sex if he wins the next general Election. "Heterosexual sex," claims Miliband, "is responsible for the population explosion and the resultant consequences are mass unemployment, famine and...
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Funny story: Pepe Warezabar Interviews Jabhat al-Nusra

Pepe Warezabar Interviews Jabhat al-Nusra

Deep in a very dry place, underneath a rock, lizards scuttling, our man Pepe Warezabar caught up with a member of one of the rebel factions in Syria, who insisted on remaining anonymous. Pepe began philosophically. "So, then, how strange it must be that the Americans are now coming to your aid against Assad!" "Not strange! Not strange! They do say, 'Politics makes strange bedfellows.' Bu...
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Funny story: WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

Geneva, Switzerland-- The Whirled Health Organization is sounding the alarm bells today about a new illness that may cause the next pandemic. The disease is called VAMPS (Vampire Acquired Multi-Phasic Syndrome) and it has the potential to kill milli...
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Funny story: Another 'God's Banker' busted in Vatican money laundering racket

Another 'God's Banker' busted in Vatican money laundering racket

Rome - A Vatican Airways cargo plane loaded with €20m of illicit cash stuffed into North Face-Off zip-up holdalls was readying to take off from Switzerland's Gnomes of Zurich Airport when police swooped late last night. The seizure, part of an ong...
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Funny story: Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

SPARTA, Kentucky - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick says that she has pretty much heard it all so she was not surprised when Kyle Petty took some cheap shots at her. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Kyle "The Has Been" P...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!

Paris Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!

SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than...
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Funny story: Colt McCoy saddened to see "Look for Colt McCoy to have a monster season" article subtitled "And 10 other predictions nobody will ever make about the 2013 N.F.L. season."

Colt McCoy saddened to see "Look for Colt McCoy to have a monster season" article subtitled "And 10 other predictions nobody will ever make about the 2013 N.F.L. season."

SAN FRANCISCO, CA--49ers backup quarterback Colt McCoy was disappointed to discover an article on Bleacher Report entitled "Look for Colt McCoy to have a monster season" contained the sub-headline "And 10 other predictions nobody will ever make a...
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Funny story: Swarm of Africanized killer bees 'goes mental' chasing US drone near Ecuador airspace

Swarm of Africanized killer bees 'goes mental' chasing US drone near Ecuador airspace

Pacific Ocean - The hunt for CIA intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden intensified this morning amid reports that a massive dark cloud of Africanized killer bees has been picked up by Ecuador Air Force radar scanners tailing what looks like a US...
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Funny story: Divorced Vlad The Impaler Putin 'has a rhythmic gymnast gentleman friend'

Divorced Vlad The Impaler Putin 'has a rhythmic gymnast gentleman friend'

Bloodyvostock - "Think the Incredible Hulk in Alina Kabaeva's body," is how one Kremlin insider put it this morning, "a male rhythmic gymnast so supple and contortable it's a wonder all that spangly lycra never bursts during, er, workouts." The an...
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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!

Justin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!

BOISE, Idaho - Justin Bieber's concert performance at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise was less than stellar according to Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. Caruso said that halfway through Bieber's performance of his hit song "Bo...
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Funny story: 7-Eleven Raided

7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...
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Funny story: Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...
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Funny story: 'You sure this isn't some sort of Borat trailer?' Kazakhastan President asks David Cameron

'You sure this isn't some sort of Borat trailer?' Kazakhastan President asks David Cameron

Astana - The UK Foreign Office has reportedly paid a $10 million surety to Kazakhstan's Ministry for Truth and Good Behavior guaranteeing there'll be no 'funny tricks' in David Cameron's trip to the oil and gas-rich state this weekend. For months...
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Funny story: Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Whaddyamean 'Kevin Spacey is Star Trek actor William Shatner's son?'

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site has named Captain James T Kirk actor William Shatner as Kevin Spacey's birth father following months of crafty DNA sleuthing. According to LA FagHagSlagMag.con editorial sources the 53 year-old Consenting Adults and...
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Funny story: Education Reforms

Education Reforms

An overhaul of GCSEs in England has been announced by Education Secretary Michael Gove in an attempt to raise standards to "compete with the best in the world". Mr Gove announced that the government was thinking of introducing an I-Level standard som...
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Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

New Ross, Ireland - Superstitious members of the Kennedy clan beware; a memorial flame commemorating the 50th anniversary of President John F Kennedy's visit to Ireland has suddenly blown out just daze after being lit by former First Daughter Caroli...
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Funny story: Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable

Rupert Mountcock is one of the most famous mountaineers in the world. He has climbed the highest points on every continent, from Mont Blanc to Mount Fudgemore. He is also a gay. Mountcock says that his flamboyance helps him to climb. He says, "I w...
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Funny story: Crop circle of dead MI6 cryptographer holdall sprouts suddenly at Alton Barnes Common

Crop circle of dead MI6 cryptographer holdall sprouts suddenly at Alton Barnes Common

London - "These snooping claims are utterly baseless," the UK's top Spookmaster General said today as news of the field etching's materialization broke. "We don't need to outsource snooping on British Tea Party taxpayers to some sort of hush-hush,...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...
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Funny story: IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...
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Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
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Funny story: Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...
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Funny story: Bernanke selling all the stuff he bought on eBay

Bernanke selling all the stuff he bought on eBay

Washington DC - According to anonymous sources close to Bernanke, he is selling all the securities, all the stocks, bonds, realestate, and gold that he purchased with the Federal Reserve System. Why? According to sources, Bernanke is leaving the...
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