Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Requests Obama Administration to Add Soda Task to ATF

Bloomberg Requests Obama Administration to Add Soda Task to ATF

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Michael Bloomberg has submitted a request to President Obama, asking the Federal Government to police the purchase of large, illegal, sodas. After Mayor Bloomberg signed the Big Soda Act (BS ACT) into law in June, police have...
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Funny story: Clown Calls 911, Claims Moon Stole His Weed

Clown Calls 911, Claims Moon Stole His Weed

Philadelphia, PA-- An unemployed clown has been arrested and charged with marijuana possession. Police sources say Mr. Poco LaLoco may just be the stupidest person who ever lived. The trouble began at midnight after Mr. LaLoco called his local...
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Funny story: Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

A champion bubble-gum blower is starting another 5-year prison sentence after an armed attack on a sweet-shop in Gateshead. Alan Wrigley, 45, was named in the Guinness Book of Records as the young British record-holder after blowing an 18-inch bub...
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Funny story: The Only Way Is Syria

The Only Way Is Syria

William Hague has gone on holiday and luckily for the people of Syria (and the rest of the Middle East) he has sent an email out asking not to be disturbed. So if the people doing the uprisings and the rebellions can get their shit together and get s...
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Funny story: Tit sues NHS over tits

Tit sues NHS over tits

The country's favourite scrounging, bog eyed numpty Josie Cunningham (she of the free boob job, further reduction and the taxpayer funded Botox jabs) has leapt back into the country's consciences. Unfortunately as Back and to the Left news discov...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...
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Funny story: Hedge Fund Managers Finally Admit Truth to Public

Hedge Fund Managers Finally Admit Truth to Public

In a stunning announcement of something we already knew, the nation's hedge fund managers have finally admitted that insider trading is at the heart of their business model. Mel Leber, chief investment officer for the BUH Holdings Hedge Fund Gro...
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Funny story: Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

NY, NY, - In a yet another blow to the Weiner campaign and household, Anthony Weiner's own dog of 10 years has left him. Citing irreparable damage to his own reputation and love for wiener dogs, Frank the Chase Beagle has was last seen with a doc...
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Funny story: The true story of Marvel Comics' The Punisher

The true story of Marvel Comics' The Punisher

The Punisher, a sadistic sociopath, is the son--some would say, the spawn--of a love tryst between Gene Conway and his wife, John Romita. Taunted mercilessly by his bullying schoolmates because of his dubious parentage, vowed to avenge himself not only upon his tormentors, but also upon society in general. To show that, in his case, the apple, although wormy, had fallen far from the tree, he wo...
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Funny story: After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

The news that Jane Austen would become only the third woman, besides Queen Elizabeth II, to appear on an English bank note has prompted US Treasury officials to endorse $10 bills with an equally iconic figure. "We toyed with the idea of having Bio...
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Funny story: Viennese gang wars claim another victim

Viennese gang wars claim another victim

A promising young musician has been brutally murdered in a Viennese suburb today in an apparent gangland attack. It is believed to be revenge for a murder earlier this month, and is the latest in the city's deadly opera gang wars. For years, Vienn...
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Funny story: The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

Transfused with the blood of a mongoose that killed the venomous snake that sought to bite him, Bob Frank, a skinny bedwetter, acquired the ability to store massive quantities of urine, which he used as a weapon to fight supervillains and defend truth, justice, and maidenly virtue. Donning a urine-colored costume, the chest of which was emblazoned with a huge blue "W," to warn evildoers of the con...
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