Funny story: Weiner will not pull out

Weiner will not pull out

NEW YORK -- Former congressman Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., said he would not pull out, despite acknowledging that he continued to send women wiener pictures after he prematurely pulled out of Congress in 2011. "I will continue to service the good people...
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Funny story: Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Just revealed, the Wall Street banking firm Goldmine Sacks has rented up new warehouse storage in the range of trillions of square feet. The purpose is to hold miles of pipeline in abeyance and readiness, depending on need for implementation in upcom...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Waving a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand, a 9mm Glock pistol in the other, and wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Like Prayer, Gun Control Means Using Both Hands," the asshole-in-chief of the NRA threatened to visit any state that hasn't yet adopted St...
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Funny story: OMG! Royal baby will be christened with name Prince Philip of Cambridge

OMG! Royal baby will be christened with name Prince Philip of Cambridge

New York - A US TV network tonight claims to have definitive proof that the young royal baby is to be named HRH Prince Philip of Cambridge in a nod to the Queen's nonagenarian consort Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. "We have news of a huge o...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Ghost Rider

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Ghost Rider

It was 1972, and Marvel Comics editors, writers, and artists were feeling decidedly uncreative. "We'd run out of ideas at The House of Ideas," Stan Lee recalled at the recent San Diego Comics Convention. "However, Marvel's always been good at ripping off competitors, and, at the time, the trend was to balance out superhero comics with horror themes. We put the two together, and viola! Ghost Rider...
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Funny story: Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

London - The slightly conical rack of newly upholstered mammaries looked properly tethered down at their first public debut on the steps of the St Mary's Hospital Dildo Wing tonight. And it's likely the twin boobies will stay firmly under wraps in...
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Funny story: Royal Baby Born Singing 'God Save The Queen'; Quotes Shakespeare

Royal Baby Born Singing 'God Save The Queen'; Quotes Shakespeare

London, England-- The unnamed royal baby is off to a strange start in life. Sources at Broomstick Hospital claim the infant sang 'God Save The Queen' over and over again while being born. The baby boy sang exactly like Andrea Bocelli, but with a ba...
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Funny story: Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...
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Funny story: It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

The Royal Family was in joyous mood last night as they welcomed a new addition into the world - a bouncing baby lizard. Proud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirmed that the male reptoid, delivered at London Zoo, weighed in at a healthy...
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Funny story: Wild speculations continue to grow around Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal Baby

Wild speculations continue to grow around Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal Baby

Now that big Kate Windsor has finally dropped her sprog, speculations abound with the inevitable question constantly being asked. Who is the father? Where was horny Harry lurking at the time of conception? Was Windsor using a surrogate and adding lar...
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Funny story: Geraldo: nude picture not so much "At Large"

Geraldo: nude picture not so much "At Large"

New Yawk, New Yawk --- In an attempt to boost the ratings of his Fox News show, Geraldo At Large, Gerardo Rivera posted a nearly nude photograph of himself--or, rather, his mirror image--on Twitter. Minutes later, it had been deleted, although it is...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...
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Funny story: The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

BOSTON - Word coming out of the Vatican is that the Catholic Church has requested that the NFL New Orleans Saints change their name. Vatican Spokesperson Polo Pizarro, 83, said that due to the recent cheating scandals involving several players as...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Denies She Visited A Nudist Colony

Kate Gosselin Denies She Visited A Nudist Colony

CALABASAS, California - Several entertainment news publications and news shows are reporting that Kate Gosselin star of the cancelled reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and later Kate Plus 8 was seen in the area of Southern California's infamous Skin...
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Funny story: Illinois Voters To Vote on Legalizing Marijuana, Nude Swimming in Lake Michigan, and Illegal Aliens

Illinois Voters To Vote on Legalizing Marijuana, Nude Swimming in Lake Michigan, and Illegal Aliens

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois Senate is getting ready to vote on one of the most talked about bills in recent history. Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee] has informed the media that a vote has been scheduled to take place on Mo...
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Funny story: Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - In an astounding sighting, several people sailing on Lake Erie have reported seeing a sperm whale in the freshwater lake. One of the individuals, Wexford Spillovich, 48, said that he and his brand new bride Kylee Tina, 43, were sailing...
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Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...
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Funny story: Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just informed the White House press corps that he has received a certified letter from Cuban President Raul Castro asking him to allow Cuba to become America's 51st state. The letter outlined some of the bene...
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Funny story: Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

LOS ANGELES - Gary Busey has said that he is not as dumb as people think but he is as smart as people don't know. The man that Donald Trump called a highly intelligent BS artist of the first magnitude has an IQ of 173. Busey is so gifted mental...
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Funny story: Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has told the news media that NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer seems to think that he is the East Coast version of George Clooney. But one look in the mirror will prove to Mr. Lauer that, that just isn't the case.
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Funny story: Milwaukee Brewer's Ryan Braun Suspended For 65 Games - Says He Has An Excellent Excuse

Milwaukee Brewer's Ryan Braun Suspended For 65 Games - Says He Has An Excellent Excuse

MILWAUKEE - Well number 8 for the Milwaukee Brewers will be watching the remainder of the 2013 Brewers season from his home. Major League Baseball has just issued Braun with a 65-game suspension for testing positive for Performance Enhancing Drugs...
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Funny story: Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Eric Snowden Look Alike Gets Arrested For The 105th Time

Milwaukie, Wisconsin native, Eric Schnowden, is like any other American citizen. He gets up in the morning, takes a shower, grabs a Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl out of his microwave, watches the morning news about the latest presidential scandal, gets...
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Funny story: Designer Sunglasses Giant Selects Spiritual Spokes Model

Designer Sunglasses Giant Selects Spiritual Spokes Model

Today designer sunglasses manufacturer Bay-Ran announced that it has selected a new spokesmodel for its line of men's sunglasses - Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, former Sephardic Chief Rabbi of Israel. This choice comes as a surprise to many who had been follow...
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