Funny story: Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Mark Cooper, a 21-year-old university student from Oldham, Greater Manchester, has died after misinterpreting a text from his mother. Mark was out jogging when his mum, Susan, sent him the following message: The neighbour's pet, Ed, wants to have...
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Funny story: Broken SatNav blamed as council mows down Diamond Jubilee Wood

Broken SatNav blamed as council mows down Diamond Jubilee Wood

Yorkshire - "Ay up, sounds like a right bloody omen," the head of Harrogate Parks and Gardens moaned today as national headlines reported that 100,000 tree saplings planted as part of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee had been accidentally mown down becaus...
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Funny story: Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

With all the controversy surrounding the verdict on the Trayvon Martin case, Sean Hannity announced today, "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago." Said the voluble host from Fox News: "Hey! I grew up in the mean streets of Franklin S...
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Funny story: World's first butcher for vegetarians opens

World's first butcher for vegetarians opens

A butcher shop called "Dripping" has opened in London this week which aims to sell ethically produced meats to vegetarians and other overly sensitive eaters. Ex-banker Cedric Smythe-Giles says that he decided to create the shop to satisfy the demands...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is said to be "horrified" after a small town in Alabama organized a "Burn Your Rolling Stones Albums" event last night in response to a request from the town's Mayor Buddy Horn, in response to what he believed...
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Funny story: Man City Merry-Go-Round

Man City Merry-Go-Round

New Manchester City coach Manuel Pellegrini used his first press conference to insist that he is here for the long term. "I intend to impose a certain playing style on City, through my methods and ideas we will-" Manuel was cut off as a burly a...
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Funny story: JFK- Joe F**king Kinnear

JFK- Joe F**king Kinnear

"Right let's get one thing straight, I don't like you and you don't like me." Raged Newcastle's new Director of football Joe Kinnear. "You don't even know us." Back and to the Left news protested. Even by our standards this interview had started b...
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Funny story: Rooney To Ferriby

Rooney To Ferriby

The most sensational transfer of 2013 has finally been given the green light. Wayne Rooney will leave thirteen time Premier League champions Manchester United for a all new challenge. North Ferriby United's new owner Sheik Hamu Abu Sabu Abu has pledg...
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Funny story: "Fucking" Gets Green Light from Government

"Fucking" Gets Green Light from Government

The controversial means of finding gas - known as "fucking" - is being given encouragement by the Government. Vice Cable, Energy Supremo, is giving all "fucking" providers a tax refund on all their explorations and those communities allowing "fuck...
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Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...
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