Funny story: NSA spy Snowden to star in reality show: An American in Transit

NSA spy Snowden to star in reality show: An American in Transit

MOSCOW - NSA secrets leaker Edward Snowden may not have to worry about money for awhile. Venevisión, one of Venezuela's largest television networks, has signed Snowden to a reality show deal that will highlight Snowden's highs and lows in the transit...
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Funny story: Satirical News Outlets Band Together to Offer "We Will Not Make Fun of You" Guarantee Credits

Satirical News Outlets Band Together to Offer "We Will Not Make Fun of You" Guarantee Credits

NEW YORK - Many satirical news outlets profit when public figures make social faux pas and as a way to say thank you for all the great free material and fodder throughout the years will now sell credits to people in the spotlight. "It's a win/ wi...
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Funny story: ...In the good old summertime!

...In the good old summertime!

After better part of 20 months living in semi-darkness with household lights necessary during supposed daylight hours the UK is suddenly basking in what the weather clowns refer to as a 'heatwave'. For the average Pom the term 'heatwave' refers to...
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Funny story: Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

London - Royal gold digger Kate Middleton hasn't paid a penny in income tax on the preposterous £1 million annual 'pin money' she receives from the Pretender to the Throne, the Prince of Wales. The disclosure comes as a House of Commons Public Acc...
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Funny story: Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy? No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr K...
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Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...
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Funny story: Another whopper from JK Rowling

Another whopper from JK Rowling

Scotland - After a decades of bravura performances channeling the authorship of the Harry Potter stories the serial children's book plagiarist has blagged her way to publishing an acclaimed crime novel under the new pen name of Robert Galbraith. A...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...
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Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says Ashton Kutcher Asked Her To Write A Song About Demi Moore

Taylor Swift Says Ashton Kutcher Asked Her To Write A Song About Demi Moore

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is known as the girl singer who writes songs about all of her failed relationships. The 23-year-old has written songs about ex-boyfriends Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and...
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Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian's Husband Lamar Odom Denies He Cheated On Her With 3 Hooter's Girls

Khloe Kardashian's Husband Lamar Odom Denies He Cheated On Her With 3 Hooter's Girls

HIDDEN HILLS, California - There is always something brewing in the Kardashian Kompound as Lamar Odom has just found out. The NBA basketball player is denying allegations that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that he was unfaithful...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

Kobe Bryant Makes It Clear He Will Not Be Taking A Pay Cut

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant is one of the wealthiest athletes in all of sports. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency he has a net worth of $200 million. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that Bryant made $26 million for the p...
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Funny story: President Obama Says That Approval Numbers Are Nothing But Numbers

President Obama Says That Approval Numbers Are Nothing But Numbers

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated on several occasions that he has the hardest job in the world. He said that it is harder than being an Oregon Lumberjack, a Massachusetts grape stomper, and even a West Virginia coal miner. He poin...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...
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Funny story: Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Cher, who is 67, has just admitted that there have been several lesbianite flings in her life. The former wife of Sonny Bono, who performed for many years as the duet Sonny & Cher, says that she first alluded to this in her 20...
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Funny story: Baseball's All-Stars Cancel Steroid Game

Baseball's All-Stars Cancel Steroid Game

Citi Field, New York -- Major League Baseball has canceled its newest All-Star attraction. Called the Steroid Juice-Off, the event would have showcased how Performance-Enhancing Drugs turn ordinary mooks into muscle-bound Babe Ruth's. "We thoug...
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Funny story: The Magnificent High Flying Rudd

The Magnificent High Flying Rudd

Canberra, Australia. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has revealed he once tried to become a circus acrobat in his late teens however was rejected by numerous circuses because he performed too many flip flops and was advised at least once he should become a...
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Funny story: Fulham: New owner Khan wants to take club to 'next level'

Fulham: New owner Khan wants to take club to 'next level'

Fulham's new owner Shahid Khan hopes to build on the work of previous owner Mohamed "Al" Fayed by enforcing a strict new regime on his players. Hirsute and moustachioed Mr. Khan was quoted as saying "I'm not going to cock this up like those bloody...
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Funny story: Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

The Guard Dog has identified "the grand spymaster," referred to recently by Rand Paul, as Mr. Cornelius Crapper (no relation to James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, but located in an office down the hall). Due to a Guard Dog embed in...
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