Funny story: Cops nab Greenpiss protesters

Cops nab Greenpiss protesters

London - "We'd followed them since early dawn," PC Blaggs explained tonight, "blimmin well took me and the sergent 16 hours to climb the effin Shard before we nabbed the perpetrators on an aggravated trespass charges." Witnesses at London Bridge d...
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Funny story: NSA has sleepwalked into a First Amendment nightmare

NSA has sleepwalked into a First Amendment nightmare

Washington DC - Lawyers acting for the Nebraska Somnambulists Association [NSA] are insisting that surveillance of the group's members on spurious First Amendment get-out clauses threatens the very essence of the United States Constitution. The As...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Top sprinter Usain Bolt is set to swap his running shoes for horseshoes as he prepares for his latest challenge - competing in the 2014 Kentucky Derby. The 26-year-old Jamaican athlete has undergone a brain-swap operation with a young thoroughbred...
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Funny story: US Open has the balls to flush out 'secret court' deceptions

US Open has the balls to flush out 'secret court' deceptions

Flushing Meadows, NY - The existence of a secret court set up to rubber stamp stuff for the Establishment has been outed after a mixed doubles judge revealed that Hawk Eye - the electronic ball tracking system - may have been hacked under the Foreign...
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Funny story: Queen To Be Privatised!

Queen To Be Privatised!

In a shock announcement the Government has announced that the Queen is to be privatised. 'With any luck' said Prime Minister Cameroon 'there will be enough money from the sale to help us win the next election.' There has been no immediate response...
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Funny story: "Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

"Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local resident Moses ("Moe") Hammet-Morrissey was outed in a coupe on Saturday night when private detective Trixie Scopes photographed him leaving the parking lot of a local gay bar in his Hyundai Elantra, with a much younger man in...
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Funny story: Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

AUSTIN TX (AP) In addition to passing controversial abortion legislation, the Republican ruled Texas house of representatives added two new amendments just prior to the final vote. Learning from North Carolina, there was no debate. Both amendment...
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Funny story: General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

The Guard Dog is pleased to break the following story while at the same time nose-tighteningly aware of sensitivities implicating reporters. General Bootheel has disclosed a new key tool in the surveillance battle, taking metadata to new heights.
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Funny story: Obama Establishes New Department of Euphemism and Sententia

Obama Establishes New Department of Euphemism and Sententia

The so-called coup d'etat in Egypt - while no doubt difficult for Egyptians - is causing all manner of trouble for the Obama administration. If anyone in the administration utters this quaint French phrase, even in jest, even once with their fingers...
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