There were 460 spoof news stories published in July 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Duane Chapman, who is better known as Dog The Bounty Hunter, met with President Obama at a special White House barbecue in honor of Duane and his buxom wife Beth. The president and Chapman both traded stories about capturing bon...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

NORFOLK, Virginia - Well the animal rights people are up in arms again and this time it is all about Niagara Falls. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have stated that they have just had an independent research study firm complete an...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is said to be "horrified" after a small town in Alabama organized a "Burn Your Rolling Stones Albums" event last night in response to a request from the town's Mayor Buddy Horn, in response to what he believed...
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Funny story: Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

New York - It could be game, set and match to the lead attorney in Chevron's impending RICO racketeering suit against a ragbag of Ecuadorean pollution scam fraudsters and their corrupt litigation backers. Randy Mastro, hugely successful former mob...
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Funny story: Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Furious upon learning that her likeness would appear on 10-pound Bank of England notes, Ms. Austen determined she would take action to express her displeasure. "Kinda cheap," Jane reportedly complained, spreading the word that she had expected...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

Paula Deen's Southern Fried Cooking World has collapsed around her quicker than a pile of Taco-Flavored Doritos around Kirstie Alley. Deen has learned a pretty hard to swallow lesson about what the politically correct world of today will allow and will not allow. And the ironic thing about it is she used a word; the "N" word that thousands of people use on a daily basis [i.e. rap singers, hi...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...
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Funny story: New Diet Involves Counting

New Diet Involves Counting

We've been told to count calories if we want to control our weight. But now we need to do even more counting, according to a new weight control strategy recommended by the specialist counting agency Counts 'R'Us. They say that if we expend exactly...
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Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...
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Funny story: FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network. Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive di...
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Funny story: Colorado Bear Gripes About Bad Experience in Local Bar

Colorado Bear Gripes About Bad Experience in Local Bar

When the bear visited the bar in question (see "Bear Walks Into A Bar: 300-Pound Colorado Black Bear Eludes Patrons" in the International Business Times), he didn't receive much of a welcome. In fact, there was no welcome at all! In an exclusiv...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

Stacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News. Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her tw...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just given the Russian leader Vladimir Putin a message. Kim Jong Un has officially stated that he is willing to send a military cargo plane to pick up the infamous NS...
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Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...
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Funny story: Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

NEW YORK CITY - The world's 4th ranked women's tennis player, Agnieszka Radwanska, is causing quite a storm. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the stunningly gorgeous Polish tennis player has just been banned from her church, Our Lady of...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Sexy Body

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Sexy Body

TARZANA - Danica Patrick flew into Tarzana to do some on the track promotional commercials at the world famous Gary Busey International Speedway. While at the track she was interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review. He asked her how...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...
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Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...
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Funny story: NASA Wants The Stolen Neil Armstrong Moon Suit Returned

NASA Wants The Stolen Neil Armstrong Moon Suit Returned

HOUSTON - NASA spokeswoman Venus Misty Cuddlefuddle, 51, has said that NASA is very upset that someone was so brazen as to steal the moon space suit that Neil Armstrong wore when he became the first person to set foot on the moon. Mrs. Cuddlefuddl...
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Funny story: Baby sibling joy for Justin Bieber as Princess Kate pops sprog

Baby sibling joy for Justin Bieber as Princess Kate pops sprog

New York - News that his birth mother Kate Middleton is in labor has thrilled the 19 year-old entertainer as he prepares to fly to London to check out what the stork's just brought up - er...delivered! Bieber's own birth ancestry is shrouded in ma...
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Funny story: Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

New York City -- Carlos Danger, an anti-hero created by mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, is poised to get the nation moving again. His mission is to serve as America's super scapegoat, accepting the blame for all that is wrong with the USA. "One...
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Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...
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Funny story: President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...
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Funny story: Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce. According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groove...
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Funny story: If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

Whenever I see the universal sign about food allergies in a restaurant, I'm tempted to add the words "Or Not." You see, here's the thing. When you tell the server, you tell everyone else within hearing distance. And that may not be smart. What if a disgruntled neighbor is sitting nearby? A neighbor who feels you crossed her property line many times without permission while you worked on y...
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Funny story: Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
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Funny story: Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Evoking an eerie sense of déjà vu, the President was once again caught seemingly unaware that he was speaking into an open microphone, apparently concealed beneath his omnipresent teleprompter. "Democrats will be killed in the mid-terms, once busines...
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Funny story: NASA Announces GO BLUE Initiative

NASA Announces GO BLUE Initiative

If you think this has to do with the University of Michigan, think again. No way! Instead, the GO BLUE Initiative involves NASA's doing just about everything possible to foster the natural "blueness" of a very special planet, HD 189733b. (Read...
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Funny story: Reclusive owner of world's newest, biggest, fastest superyacht 'lives in Long Island'

Reclusive owner of world's newest, biggest, fastest superyacht 'lives in Long Island'

New York - David Geffen, Paul Allen, Larry Ellison, eat yer hearts out; the mystery owner of the world's latest, biggest, fastest, most expensive motor yacht ever built is a notoriously low-profile Big Oil tycoon resident on Long Island. And he's...
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Funny story: Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Savannah, Georgia -- Ex-celebrity chef Paula Deen has placed another success on the bestseller list. The work is called "The Suicide Watch Cookbook: Dining And Dying." "A suicide watch can be a tremendous waste of time, if you don't plan ahead,"...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...
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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...
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Funny story: A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods

A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods

There is perhaps no politician in the United States who enjoys eating more than Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey. Governor Christie adheres to the adage popularized by 70s musical icon David Crosby who said on many occasions that he had never met food that he did not like. The New Jersey governor has revealed that he weighs 351 pounds and chuckles that about 198 pounds is water weight.
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Funny story: Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

South Pole - Cameramen from the World Wildlife Fun charity disguised as mermen have filmed a unique marine love-in by a colony of Giant Squid in a subterranean lake 4km below Antarctica's ice sheet. Up to 500 of the massive tentacled beasties hav...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler The Latest Sexy Celebrity To Make The Upskirt Gallery

Stacy Keibler The Latest Sexy Celebrity To Make The Upskirt Gallery

HOLLYWOOD - Stacy Keibler has made it quite clear to boyfriend George Clooney that she wants to walk down the aisle and become Mrs. George Clooney before the end of the year. Clooney, who has been a bachelor longer than David Crosby has been overw...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner: "My only sin---I didn't Bogart my Joint."

Anthony Weiner: "My only sin---I didn't Bogart my Joint."

At a joint press conference with his wife this morning, Anthony Weiner took the podium with a defiant and aggressive tone in his voice: "My only sin---I didn't Bogart my Joint!" As journalists looked at each other in amazement and a few guffawe...
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Funny story: After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

The news that Jane Austen would become only the third woman, besides Queen Elizabeth II, to appear on an English bank note has prompted US Treasury officials to endorse $10 bills with an equally iconic figure. "We toyed with the idea of having Bio...
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Funny story: Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

"For too long our economy has suffered under the shadow of happiness and well being" proclaimed Japanese Finance Minister Taro Aso at the official launch of the new Suffering for Prosperity committee. The committee was formed earlier this month a...
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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez Will Not Be Having A Prison Wedding

Aaron Hernandez Will Not Be Having A Prison Wedding

BRISTOL COUNTY, Massachusetts - Aaron Hernandez is in a world of trouble and the ex-$8 million per year New England Patriots player cannot even afford to pay for a Get Out of Jail Free Card. In the span of just a few short weeks Hernandez has gone...
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Funny story: Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

This is Anthony Weiner's Wiener reporting from New York. We seem to have misplaced our communications director and campaign manager, so I'll take over those roles starting now. Item 1. Bill and Hillary paid us a visit last night. They were not too...
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Funny story: Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Vatican City -- An offer by Pope Francis to reduce Purgatory time for Catholics who embrace the "miracle of social media" has led to a massive and sudden selloff of real estate in Purgatory. As a result, prices for Purgatory condos have been slas...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...
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Funny story: Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write. While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue. The two had lunch at The...
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Funny story: Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Tom Johnson, a truck driver from Smelling, WI, was given a particularly rough quota from his boss last week. He was supposed to pick up a load in Augusta, Maine, and deliver it to San Francisco. Once in San Francisco, he was supposed to take another...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Dogs' Olfactory Systems Survive Death

Scientists Discover That Dogs' Olfactory Systems Survive Death

ALEXANDRIA, VA--Scientists at the National Canine Laboratory in Alexandria, Virginia, have discovered that the olfactory systems of dogs survive up to six months after they have died. In an experiment in which the scientists picnicked on barbecu...
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Funny story: It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

It's A Lizard!!! - Joy At Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Baby Birth

The Royal Family was in joyous mood last night as they welcomed a new addition into the world - a bouncing baby lizard. Proud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirmed that the male reptoid, delivered at London Zoo, weighed in at a healthy...
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Funny story: Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Space - Some blame a 'Q'-like, omnipotent being lurking at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ for blocking the naming of newly discovered moons of the tiny, far-flung planet Pluto after Star Trek characters' home worlds. The move has been dubbed bizarre a...
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Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...
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Funny story: Middle East on karma alert for Ramadan new moon

Middle East on karma alert for Ramadan new moon

Asia - Monday's Sun/Moon/Mercury/Jupiter conjunction in the sign of Cancer kick starts the annual Holy Month with a classic Muslim Sisterhood-kinda aspect not seen since AD 579 when sexist revisionists ousted the Great Goddess Al-Lat, the preeminent,...
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Funny story: Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore. Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and gi...
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Funny story: Dolphins call each other dirty names

Dolphins call each other dirty names

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside. "Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...
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Funny story: LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

CLEVELAND - LeBron James of the world champion Miami Heat was in town visiting some high school friends who told him back in grade school that he'd never make the pros. He was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette how things were goi...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Upskirt Shot Causes Quite a Stir At The La Brea Tar Pits

Britney Spears Upskirt Shot Causes Quite a Stir At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - There is probably no celebrity in Hollywood who knows how to work an upskirt shot any better than Britney Spears. Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti, who has covered Spears for many years, reports that when it comes to getting out of...
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Funny story: Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...
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Funny story: Ethiopian Screamliner incinerated in scorching Heathrow heatwave

Ethiopian Screamliner incinerated in scorching Heathrow heatwave

London - The Queen of Sheba jet had to be hosed down with one million gallons of fire retardant after virtually vaporizing itself at Heathrow Airport today. The Fallopian Airlines Boeing 787 Screamliner jet which had been enroute from Addis Ababa...
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Funny story: Scottish independence put on hold

Scottish independence put on hold

Alex Salmond has announced that Scottish independence has been put on hold until such time that Andy Murray has received a knighthood for doing his job better than anybody else. "If Scotland seceded from the Union before the honours list," said Sa...
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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino was really hopping when word got out that English singer Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Chicharito, a native of Mexico who plays soccer in Britain were in town visiting. The Geordie singer...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item. Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termi...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers organization has stated that they are going to do everything within their power to secure the services of LeBron James. Jeanie Buss, team owner, and fianceé of ex-Laker Coach Phil "The Pill" Jackson stated to t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Might Be Charged With Indecent Exposure

Justin Bieber Might Be Charged With Indecent Exposure

NEW YORK CITY - The New York City Police Department has just announced that Canadian singer Justin Bieber could possibly end up being hit with indecent exposure charges. An NYPD spokesperson told The iRumors News Agency that two individuals have c...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of one of New York's biggest crime family's, has heard about Justin Bieber's penchant for going around spitting on people. In the latest of half a dozen saliva incidents, Bieber stood on a hotel balcony and sp...
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Funny story: GOP amnesia over Bush/Cheney 10 trillion dollar war bill and stuff

GOP amnesia over Bush/Cheney 10 trillion dollar war bill and stuff

New York - "Say what you like about Barack Obama," a NATO forensic accountant said today, "but at least this President hasn't started any damn wars - unlike the Nazi predator in the White House before him." The comments come as the final bill for...
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Funny story: The Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns

The Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns

Washington, DC -- America is about to pay a high price for its love affair with its five favorite letters. The vowels -- A,E,I,O,U -- have become so popular that there aren't enough of them to go around, according to a recently published FB* report.
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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Dispels The Stacy Keibler Lesbian Rumors

Kathy Griffin Dispels The Stacy Keibler Lesbian Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kathy Griffin performed before a full house at West Holly's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. After her final set of the night she spoke backstage with Vokda Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if she had mended her feud with talk...
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Funny story: Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Carcassonne - A spate of bomb blasts in Europe's most ancient fortified town have been blamed on disgruntled local winegrowers whose mediocre plonk has been described as little better than battery acid. Months of inexplicable dynamiting of French...
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Funny story: The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company that manufactures the Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll has just made an announcement regarding the ex-New England Patriots player. Company spokesperson, Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake, 29, said that they will be rec...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
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Funny story: Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Dublin - Irish Senate leader Maurice Cummins is considering the proposition after leading gay rights activist Senator David Norris claimed Fine Gael member Regina Doherty was 'talking out of her fanny' about, er, stuff. It means the Greek isle fam...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...
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Funny story: Obama Administration Admits It Did Sum Ting Wong When NTSB Released Fake Pilot Names To TV Station

Obama Administration Admits It Did Sum Ting Wong When NTSB Released Fake Pilot Names To TV Station

BEIJING (AP) - The White House say it regret hirarious prane clash in San Francisco earlier this month of the Asiana Airlines Dleamriner. After viewers notice that a rocal TV station (KTVU) was reporting that the names of pirots in the Asiana Airl...
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Funny story: President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama had just gotten off the phone with George Clooney when he was approached by Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president informed him that he had just received a text message from Russian President Vladimir Putin...
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Funny story: Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

DETROIT - After months of speculation and wondering when the hammer will fall, the hammer has finally fallen on the once proud city of Detroit. The city has had to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that the Detroit City Fund only has $13.53 in t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Anthony Weiner To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites Anthony Weiner To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has reportedly informed his American BFF Dennis Rodman that he wants him to tell Anthony Weiner that he is welcome to visit his fabulous country. The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency reports that Kim Jong...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber says he is doing his level best to try and stay out of trouble but that's kinda like Kirstie Alley saying she is going to cut back on her cookies consumption. Bieber who appears to be trying so hard to become one of the "Bi...
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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

BOSTON - Word out of Beantown is that now that the coach and most of the star players have been traded or have left for greener pastures, the Celtics ownership is thinking about leaving the city of Boston. According to Woody Velcro with The Sports...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...
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Funny story: Prince George Bush named after his GOP warmonger great uncle

Prince George Bush named after his GOP warmonger great uncle

London - An Iraq War pact signed in blood by the Poodle Brothers sees Kate and William's infant son named after his father's paternal uncle President George W Bush. According to the UK Serious Fraud Squad the baby - which has zero chance of ever s...
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Funny story: Panama fast becoming anti-terror hot seat

Panama fast becoming anti-terror hot seat

Panama City - Just days after seizing a cache of Cuban missile parts destined for Kim Jong-Un's crackpot dictatorship Panamanian anti-terror cops have scored another brilliant hit with the detention of a fugitive ex-CIA operative wanted on abduction...
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Funny story: Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Chicago -- Boeing's jumbo jet of the future, the new 787 Dreamliner, will be flying with a 2000 year-old safety device starting next month. The jet plane maker plans to equip every 787 with a Catholic priest, assigned to pray that that the plane...
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Funny story: Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

Royal Baby: First Glimpse Of Kate's New Boobs

London - The slightly conical rack of newly upholstered mammaries looked properly tethered down at their first public debut on the steps of the St Mary's Hospital Dildo Wing tonight. And it's likely the twin boobies will stay firmly under wraps in...
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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Challenges Kyle Petty To An Arm-Wrestling Match

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Challenges Kyle Petty To An Arm-Wrestling Match

SPARTA, Kentucky - Danica Patrick is still very angry with the way she was treated by Kyle Petty, the 53-year-old racing has-been as she and Madonna refer to the arrogant son of the legendary racer Richard Petty. Kyle made a drama queen-like remar...
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Funny story: The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

BOSTON - Word coming out of the Vatican is that the Catholic Church has requested that the NFL New Orleans Saints change their name. Vatican Spokesperson Polo Pizarro, 83, said that due to the recent cheating scandals involving several players as...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...
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Funny story: Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Wadowice, Poland - An archaeological dig under Karol Wojtyla's family home in Poland has turned up remains of a vampire mausoleum where many of the late Pope's relatives are believed to be buried. Geologists working on the 13th century site found...
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Funny story: Cookie company to sue consumers

Cookie company to sue consumers

Mabiskit manufacturers of cookies and snacks is only a few days away from announcing a ground-breaking lawsuit against consumers, oddly enough, who have purchased some of the company's actual products. The consumers have no conception of the manuf...
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Funny story: Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

AUSTIN TX (AP) In addition to passing controversial abortion legislation, the Republican ruled Texas house of representatives added two new amendments just prior to the final vote. Learning from North Carolina, there was no debate. Both amendment...
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Funny story: Panama seizes fake Cuban ordnance en route to Pyongyang

Panama seizes fake Cuban ordnance en route to Pyongyang

Panama - Ten tonnes of fake gelatin sticks, detonators and useless bomb making kit billed as 'sophisticated missile equipment' has been seized aboard a North Korean vessel in the Panama Canal. The haul is believed to have cost North Korean nutter...
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Funny story: Baseball's All-Stars Cancel Steroid Game

Baseball's All-Stars Cancel Steroid Game

Citi Field, New York -- Major League Baseball has canceled its newest All-Star attraction. Called the Steroid Juice-Off, the event would have showcased how Performance-Enhancing Drugs turn ordinary mooks into muscle-bound Babe Ruth's. "We thoug...
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Funny story: 'Ditch The Orange Panties' new coach Connors tells Maria Sharapova

'Ditch The Orange Panties' new coach Connors tells Maria Sharapova

Blushing Meadows, NY - The Russian four-time Grand Slam winner has appointed her fiercest on-court sartorial critic as training coach ahead of next month's tilt at the US Open. Announcing the hiring of eight-time Grand Slam champ Jimmy Connors, 60...
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Funny story: New personal hygiene robot launched

New personal hygiene robot launched

BEDFORD, Mass. - July 21, 2013 -- myRobot corp is a leader in delivering robotic technology-based solutions, today announced the launch of a new myRobot Splooj® personal cleaning robot. Splooj 330 takes a dangerous job and does it for you, us...
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Funny story: U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

JUNEAU, Alaska - A Group of Arctic explorers from Walla Walla, Washington have reported making a fantastic find. Team leader Marco Ruckertucker, 42, told the news media that his group of six explorers, who have been dubbed The Magnificent 7 by Mic...
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Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...
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Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...
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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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Funny story: Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

COZUMEL, Mexico - Kentucky racehorse Palace Malice has just become the first horse in Mexico to ever win the nation's Triple Crown of Horseracing as he handily won The Yucatan Commemorative Derby. Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette covered...
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Funny story: GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

Cadillac will launch a car bigger than Ford's new SUV, the Exaggeration, within the next two years, General Motors CEO Dan Akerson says. The XTS has been the biggest Cadillac, but there have been contradictory reports for at least two years about...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

MOBILE, Alabama - Charles Barkley traveled down to Mobile to visit some kinfolk whom he hadn't seen in a month of Sundays [i.e. 7 months and 2 weeks]. While he was down there he was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily what he t...
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