Funny story: Its Official - NASA is Winning the Space Race!

Its Official - NASA is Winning the Space Race!

Its official! NASA has finally come clean and admitted that the space race to put a man on Mars is being lost due to budget cuts and that the 'commies' are way ahead with their space programme. During a NASA press conference yesterday, a NASA sp...
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Funny story: Horseburgers are great for sexy studs!

Horseburgers are great for sexy studs!

The recent "horseburger scandal" "sweep-steaking" Britain is not quite as bad as it seems because hamburgers make people fat and horsemeat burgers make them thin. Nutritional experts have discovered that males and females who have been eating the...
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Funny story: Starbucks to add Starbucks Kiosks inside Starbucks stores

Starbucks to add Starbucks Kiosks inside Starbucks stores

Starbucks announced today they will begin adding Starbucks kiosks inside all of their stores. Said Starbucks spokesman Arbus "Bob" Verberner: "We already have kiosks in nearly every airport, train station and supermarket in the country as we...
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Funny story: Apple pins hopes on new iSteve amid declining sales and stock price

Apple pins hopes on new iSteve amid declining sales and stock price

Faced with falling sales and a stock at it's lowest price in nearly a year, Apple is rushing to develop the new iSteve, which, upon release, will reportedly take over the company's reins from CEO Tim Cook, according to unnamed insiders. "Tim is...
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Funny story: New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

TIJUANA, Mexico - Two time Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley took a shopping trip down to Tijuana to pick up some Sponge Bob Square Pants piñatas for a neighbor's little girl. While walking around the market place Kirstie received lo...
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Funny story: Gonk and Willcock Join Wes Weckler on N.E. Patriot Roster

Gonk and Willcock Join Wes Weckler on N.E. Patriot Roster

Boston's Mayor Thomas Menino may be signing a contract to be the new voice of the New England Patriots. As if to baptize the Patriots as they face the black bird team named after Poe's Raven, not the Maltese Falcons. While wearing #75, the jers...
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Funny story: A friendly advice to all LGBT

A friendly advice to all LGBT

Let's begin with the story of Lot, Abraham's nephew, Book of Genesis, chapters 11-14 and 19, which is as old as Mount Kilimanjaro vs. the fresh LGBT, an acronym: "And there came two angels to Sodom…; and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; bowed; And he said, '…, my lords, turn in, …, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, … rise up early, and go on your ways.' And t...
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Funny story: Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Many saw it coming and it has certainly arrived. The United States Congress has just informed the Washington Redskins organization that it will be conducting a full scale investigation into Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan. Accordin...
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Funny story: Obama Proposes Children's Crusade Against NRA

Obama Proposes Children's Crusade Against NRA

BILLINGSGATE POST - Today President Obama announced his plan to enlist children to march against the NRA. Concerned that children are not being indoctrinated against the evils of guns at an early enough age, he cited the fact that in the original Ch...
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Funny story: The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Aviation Administration has just issued an order that will officially ground all brand new Boeing 787 jetliners immediately. Lupita Chuffovich, 27, spokesperson for the FAA stated that extremely stringent inspections...
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Funny story: Track From Bowie's New Album Revealed

Track From Bowie's New Album Revealed

Following the success of David Bowie's new single, the iconic singer is to bring out an album of duets. The album includes a number of stunning tracks including a duet with Crystal Gayle on a number entitled Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue And My Blu...
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Funny story: Gun Companies Now Forced To Clean Up Mess After Mass Shootings

Gun Companies Now Forced To Clean Up Mess After Mass Shootings

A new wrinkle in the gun control debate has come about. Sick of the inordinate control that gun makers have over our society and the political influence that have upon our government, a massive petition campaign has brought about a new law making gun...
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