Funny story: Pluto still angry about being downgraded from planet to icy dwarf

Pluto still angry about being downgraded from planet to icy dwarf

Although it's been nearly seven years since the status of Pluto was changed from a planet to an icy dwarf, hard feelings remain. "Hey, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune are just big gasballs--at least I'm 70-percent rock," complained Pluto.
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Funny story: Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...
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Funny story: Snow rationing imposed in the South of England

Snow rationing imposed in the South of England

Due to a series of warm winters in which snowfall has been below average, rationing of snow and ice will be introduced throughout the south of England this month. Although some snow is expected to fall this week, it is not expected to be enough to re...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
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Funny story: Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Thrifty shoppers spurred by the growing economic downturn are finding new ways to save mega bucks at the grocery store checkout; however some stores claim that the "penny wise" consumers may see an increase in prices should supermarkets be forced to...
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Funny story: Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

In a report that is being vehemently denied by the offices of Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham, Politico is reporting that the two senators were seen by a maid in a local DC hotel room engaged in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck of cart...
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Funny story: If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

New England's Patriots sent out Rob Gronkowski before his forearm was fully healed, and he reinjured it, forcing a second surgery in two months. He will miss the Super Bowl. Gronk wanted to play, but was that decision wisely allowed to be made at...
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Funny story: Violence Erupts as first squatters are evicted

Violence Erupts as first squatters are evicted

In scenes reminiscent of the dark days of the poll tax riots, squatters who had taken up residence in London houses were forcibly evicted by riot clad police officers. The squatters representatives, named only as Cameron and Osbourne were dragged...
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Funny story: New App is instant best seller

New App is instant best seller

In an ever competitive and crowded marketplace a new app is storming the country. Known as the Charapp, this app when installed on your mobile will give the user instant charisma. The app has become an overnight sensation amongst celebrities who u...
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Funny story: Government announces new Czar

Government announces new Czar

In yet another bold stroke to bring joy and happiness to our fair land, Davy Cameron announced today that Ant and Dec have been appointed as the government's latest Czars; their role, to cheer up the nation. Cammy stressed, in a jocular manner and...
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Funny story: Nick Glegg gets Total Recall

Nick Glegg gets Total Recall

In an astonishing statement, Nick Clegg has confessed that playing a politician had never felt right, and that deep down in his bones he always knew he was, in actuality, a spy from Mars. The flash of insight came during a visit to the sub committ...
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Funny story: France start military action against Mail

France start military action against Mail

France have today started to deploy troops against The Mail group of newspapers. The French President François Hollande released a statement this morning: "We have deployed troops to finally deal with the menace of 'The Mail'. For over a hundred year...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - In a surprise move that even surprised his own wife, noted Tinsel Town tough guy, Clint Eastwood has agreed to star in a commercial for gun control. Eastwood was approached by a national group who asked him if he would agree to make th...
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Funny story: Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

LITTLE ROCK - Several Arkansas citizens action groups have threatened to protest in the nude in order to bring attention to the out-of-control publication and distribution of X-rated men's magazines showing full frontal female nudity. Mavis Lorett...
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