Funny story: Kirstie Alley Challenges Leah Remini to Secret Sacred Scientology Duel

Kirstie Alley Challenges Leah Remini to Secret Sacred Scientology Duel

Clearwater, FL Kirstie Alley today challenged Leah Remini to a Secret Sacred Scientology Duel. Even though Ms. Remini has quit the church, she does not want to be called a chicken by Ms. Alley and has consented to the duel. Details about the Secr...
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Funny story: Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.
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Funny story: Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
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Funny story: No Carols for Sam

No Carols for Sam

Sam Allardice has had his last throw and a Carol free Christmas is on the cards for him as struggling West Ham sink into relegation trouble. The manager is going to get the boot if he doesn't get things sorted by Christmas. The famous Spoof Foo...
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Funny story: Spanish Snatch Rajoy says "I am human, I watch Fawlty Towers and love Monty Python"

Spanish Snatch Rajoy says "I am human, I watch Fawlty Towers and love Monty Python"

Snatch expert Mariano Rajoy yesterday claimed to be as human as the next Neo Fascist. "I love England and its sitcoms and am a fan of Leonard Sachs who plays a brilliant cameo of an average Spanish man in Fawlty Towers" "I long for the good old d...
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Funny story: Saints ain't what they used to be

Saints ain't what they used to be

Fast track Saints, now issued in batches of 30 or more are not as effective as the old single issue ones, an exit poll at St. Peter's Basilica has revealed. St. Christopher, now discredited for not being insured, was an all time favourite, polling 67...
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Funny story: Skull and Bones Society osteopaths warned of sudden twists as John Kerry turned 69 last year

Skull and Bones Society osteopaths warned of sudden twists as John Kerry turned 69 last year

Washington DC - Confidential background documents about John Kerry's 2012 nomination for US Secretary of State have been released by the Yale fraternity citing the notorious Brit case of the naked, bejewelled Duchess of Argyll caught in a series of d...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Plain has once again spoken out about the Martin Bashir resignation. "I expect these personal attacks on me because I am a Christian, I am conservative and I want the USA to stay a free nation. So Mr. Bashir didn't say anything that will bot...
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Funny story: Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

One of the Popes has commissioned spotter drones with "Saint scanners" in their warhead compartments. One of their first tasks will be to gain Divine evidence for the fast track Canonisation of Nelson Mandela. "This would be a real coup", a resear...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...
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Funny story: "The Sound of Music Live" Producers All Locked In To Keep On Keepin' On Giving TV Audiences Their Have To Go There Business

"The Sound of Music Live" Producers All Locked In To Keep On Keepin' On Giving TV Audiences Their Have To Go There Business

The producers of "The Sound of Music Live", no doubt still flushed up, and then some, following last Thursday night's broadcast - and subsequent trending through the roof - of their instant ratings grabber on NBC, suddenly now have even more reason t...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has Asparagus disease!

Susan Boyle has Asparagus disease!

Susan Boyle has been diagnosed with a very rare disease which only occurs in the merry month of May and disappears in July when the asparagus season is over. She discovered the disease whilst walking alongside fields of Asparagus that were being p...
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Funny story: Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Dozens of sheep have staged a protest in central Cardiff to protest against the "meat market" of the pornography industry, as adult entertainment executives attended a National Sheep shagging summit in Llandudno. Dressed as butchers and smeared with...
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Funny story: The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he has given his approval for the United States Treasury Department to go ahead with plans to make a brand new dime with the likeness of South African President Nelson Mandela on it. Presently President...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez performed at the Annual KIIS-FM Jingle Ball and was really excited since she heard that Vice-President Joe Biden and is wife Jill were going to be in the audience. After Selena began her first song, the microphone cut ou...
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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

PHILADELPHIA - For much of the game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Detroit Lions, Lincoln Financial Field disappeared underneath the tons of snow that began falling two hours before the start of the game. Someone asked if magician David B...
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Funny story: President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

LOS ANGELES - It was billed as a benefit concert and one person who certainly benefited was the guy who got to play Santa Claus and ended up getting twerked by the one and only Miss Attention Seeker, Miley Cyrus. Miley was dressed in a red sequine...
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Funny story: New York City To Build A 113 Story Parking Garage

New York City To Build A 113 Story Parking Garage

NEW YORK CITY - The City Council of New York City has finally approved a bill that would allow for the construction of a 113 story parking garage. The city council had been discussing the idea for the past six months and they finally approved it w...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it. The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with C...
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Funny story: A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

CHICAGO - Melville Paxperkins has been a homeless man for 17 years. He said that he lost his house in a poker game back on Labor Day of 1996. Mr. Paxperkins has been hanging out at the same Chicago corner for the past 15 years and he says that eve...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

LANDOVER, Maryland - FedEx Field was the scene of an Indian massacre as the Chiefs of Kansas City scalped the Redskins of Washington 45-10 in The Warpaint Bowl. The Chiefs are now 10-3 while the Redskins are the direct opposite 3-10. All throug...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Take A Whole Year Off

Justin Bieber May Take A Whole Year Off

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at The Carburetor Coliseum to a less than packed house. The little Canadian singer was quite upset at the fact that his fans are starting to abandon him due to his hip hop wannabe ways. After the concert Bieber...
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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah, the world's most famous grey haired psychic has been arrested for suspicion of driving whilst under the influence, something that he has embraced. "Derek has stated to the police that he was under the influence of spirits whilst driv...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...
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Funny story: Fake Contracts

Fake Contracts

The USA's Office of Commercial and Business Affairs promotes and protects U.S. business interests in foreign countries. Period! The following story is fictitious. The conversation took place between a fully authorized representative of PKKT (Phobio-Klepto-Kakisto-Theocracy) government and a giant US Corporation. The PKKT's man was a cook-help in the kitchens of American families in 1970s when h...
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Funny story: Fire trucks banned in D.C

Fire trucks banned in D.C

Officals of Washington said that they were offended by the big red trucks in D.C and said they were a pain in the butt. . Kathleen Sebelius said that they were trying to resolve the problem of these "inconvenient BIG trucks will be banned and replace...
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Funny story: Lesbians love to lie

Lesbians love to lie

A New Jersey waitress who received thousands of dollars in gratuities after claiming she received a provocative note in lieu of a tip has been let go by the restaurant at which she worked. Lindsay Lang DeBuono, a 22-year-old former Butch Military...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Funny story: On Eve of Newton Massacre Anniversary, NRA Advocates "No Child Without Gun"

On Eve of Newton Massacre Anniversary, NRA Advocates "No Child Without Gun"

In a press release issued today, just before the anniversary of the Newton School Massacre,The National Rifle Association has issued a statement advocating that every child in an American classroom be armed with a weapon starting with kindergarten. T...
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