Funny story: Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf. This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...
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Funny story: "Crystal Methodist" Flowers shares crack Toronto business plan with Mayor

"Crystal Methodist" Flowers shares crack Toronto business plan with Mayor

Crystal Methodist preacher Peter Flowers has offered to jobshare Mayor Rob Ford Hubcaps's charity duties. Flowers has offered to act as wanking consultant to a number of business companies run as charitable trusts in a crack Canadian enterprise plan.
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Funny story: Top Ten Signs You May Be In Love With Betty White

Top Ten Signs You May Be In Love With Betty White

Following are sure signs that you might have fallen in love with Betty White, so check close: 1. At work after the boiler explodes and you wake up outside the building on a tree limb, the first thing you say is, "Forget about me, go check on Betty White." 2. You watch all the reruns of the Golden Girls and The Mary Tyler Moore Show to see if Betty White was on that episode. 3. On one r...
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Funny story: America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

New York - The jobless rate in the U.S. has dipped to a five year low on steady gains. Employers hired at least 200,000 workers in the last four months. President Obama, upon hearing the news, said he was "ecstatic" and that the economy was "stup...
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Funny story: TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with. Landry Smith traveled with the b...
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Funny story: Uncensored Cartoons Mistakenly Showed on Kid's Channel

Uncensored Cartoons Mistakenly Showed on Kid's Channel

A glitch of some kind hit 'The Kid's Channel' early this morning and was not pulled or corrected for some time, due to so many employees trapped in the bad weather. "I didn't know what was going on but I'm very sleepy in the morning and the kids w...
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Funny story: Mounties to stop smoking joints on duty

Mounties to stop smoking joints on duty

A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer with a medical marijuana prescription should be able to smoke the drug while in uniform, says the Mayor of Tahomina but the RCMP says he can't smoke marijuana while in red serge or while wearing his regular wor...
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Funny story: Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own protection, and so that they can be offered appropriate su...
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Funny story: Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!

Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!!

Costa do Sauipe, BRAZIL: FIFA 2014 WORLD CUP DRAW: Sir Geoff Hurst drew England into Group D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, DEATH!! and officially Greg Dyke, Chairman of the FA, responded by drawing a finger across his throat, to signify Group D, D, D,...
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Funny story: Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

The Pioneer Spirit recommended by George Osborne was probably gin, House of Commons sobriety chief, Charles Kunnidy said this morning. Pioneer Spirit is the latest feel good phrase being bandied about by the Tory spin doctors. But Hogarth's grap...
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Funny story: President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

NEW YORK CITY - Former President George "WMD" Bush was in the Big Apple to appear with Regis Philbin and Larry King on their talk show The Viagra View. During the show he was asked by Regis why he had lied about there being weapons of mass destruc...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes. Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woma...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

LOS ANGELES - Representatives for Miley Cyrus have confirmed that the singer will be performing a concert in Pyongyang, North Korea in honor of President Kim Jong Un. The exact date has not yet been finalized but North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agen...
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Funny story: Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

DOVER, Delaware - Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has just become one of the state's most hated individuals. The senator introduced a bill that would ban any homeless people from residing within the state. The senator was asked by American S...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Join Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Justin Bieber Wants To Join Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Many celebrities from yesteryear have gotten a boost to their careers by appearing on Dancing With The Stars and Justin Bieber is just smart enough to realize that fact. Bieber knows that his career has been spiraling downward at a spe...
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Funny story: Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...
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Funny story: Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA, BP, Big Bob's Cheeseburgers, Jack Daniels, Coca-Cola, and Exxon have teamed up to send a sophisticated fracking operative to venture to Uranus. With any luck, the colossal spaceship holding fracking equipment and a full c...
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