Funny story: Very rough guide to Sutton on Sea

Very rough guide to Sutton on Sea

Around £250,000,000 was spent on restoring Sutton on Sea church to its original condition after an "act of God" ruined it last year. People in the area said the lightning strike sounded like a bomb exploding. The church roof and building inside was left badly damaged by the fire. Nevertheless we found plenty to do on our holiday there. Adequate bucket and spade shops were plentiful and...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman, of course, was found not guilty in the shooting death of Treyvon Martin. The not guilty verdict was mainly due to Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws, The laws virtually allow anyone to shoot anyone at anytime. 2 weeks ago Zi...
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Funny story: Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has just been rehired and many are celebrating the fact. But a new sermon by the Preacher may begin another controversy but not so bad as the last one. "He is going to come down strong on having Christmas trees all d...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...
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Funny story: Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich has just announced that Russia's premier satellite Siberia 7 has just sent back some astonishing photos taken of the planet Mercury. A spokesperson for Vodkavich said that 17 of the 19 photographs clearl...
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Funny story: Memory Test

Memory Test

Grandad, do you have problems remembering things? I do. Names in particular. I have to make lists of all the nieces, grand nieces, nephews and grand nephews and learn them by heart. You always get my name right. Well, it's the same as your mother's and her mothers. I get into trouble at school if I forget things. Such as? Oh those awful maths things and the names in science. Real...
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Funny story: Midwest 'meteor' fireball is remains of Thanksgiving's Comet Ison

Midwest 'meteor' fireball is remains of Thanksgiving's Comet Ison

Iowa, USA - A giant fireball strafing the Iowa/Minnesota border may not be meteor debris as first reported but giant chunks of a Thanksgiving comet that exploded during a brush-past with the sun last month. Locals who witnessed the phenomenon said...
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Funny story: Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

London, UK - Feckless gold-digger Kate Middleton and her idler spouse Prince William have been hit with a backdated £1million bill following an orgy of taxpayer handouts nodded through by Prince Charles. The bill covers more than three years of th...
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Funny story: North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...
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Funny story: New Year's Day New Moon/Pluto Conjunction Bound To Nix Bill De Blasio Swearing-In Ceremony

New Year's Day New Moon/Pluto Conjunction Bound To Nix Bill De Blasio Swearing-In Ceremony

New York - Momentous world events are likely to eclipse NYC mayor-elect Bill De Blasio's crowning moment as the farces of astrology unleash their most potent aspect this New Year's Day with a triple-whammy Sun/Moon/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn.
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Funny story: New Year's Eve TV Guide

New Year's Eve TV Guide

Here is a listing of Channel 6's schedule for New Year's Eve. 7.00pm. The Greatest Adverts of 2013. Stephen Telly counts down the nation's favourite 50 adverts of the year. Sponsored by Wonga. 9.00pm. Medieval Fantasy Bloodbath. The Count visits a brothel, Sir Nipple has his leg cut off by a dwarf, and Princess Stacey discovers a secret that forces her to boil her husband alive. 10.00pm.
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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade. But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it. "Breast milk is ok," said...
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Funny story: LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

SACRAMENTO, California - The Miami Heat's record falls to 23-7 as they are beaten by the Kings of Sacramento 108-103. But more importantly their super star player LeBron James injured his ankle as well as his groin when he slipped on a hot dog bun...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears proved that even though she is still resorting to a bit of lip syncing she can still thrill the crowd. Spears opened up her Pieces of Me performance at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to a strong ovation. She...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers, who is known as The Queen of Mean, recently told Larry King that she is tired of hearing about the whining brat known as Alec Baldwin always complaining about the paparazzi. Rivers said that the paparazzi made Baldwin...
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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Are Fed Up With Andrew Bynum's Antics And They've Put Him On The Trading Block

The Cleveland Cavaliers Are Fed Up With Andrew Bynum's Antics And They've Put Him On The Trading Block

CLEVELAND - 7-footer Andrew Bynum, who plays center for The Cleveland Cavaliers, failed to make the team's trip to Boston. Coach Mike Brown was furious and he texted the team owner and suggested that something be done and be done soon about the ou...
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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay. They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them. Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand u...
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Funny story: Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at T...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...
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Funny story: Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org, the world's largest internet goods purveyor, has announced plans to deliver novels and other books directly to the reader in the quickest manner possible-via intravenous Infusion. Fancy some Proust? Interested in Ivanhoe? "The Dickens", y...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital last night after she collapsed on the stage in Las Vegas after coming there as a guest of Britney Spears. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Las Vegas General Hospital. This morning there has alr...
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Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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