Funny story: Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Los Angeles - A $500,000 mascara originally developed by space program scientists as eye medication for treating astronauts' gamma ray blast exposure has been endorsed by Madonna as an awesome gambling aid. In a forthcoming interview with Megabux...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anyone who's read any of the books in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy probably has a pretty good idea of what Christian Grey would be like if he were a real person-for a lot of fans, that wasn't Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam. The 33-year-o...
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Funny story: An introduction to Hip Hop

An introduction to Hip Hop

Hip Hop originated from people stealing instrumental sections from other people's songs, and then talking over the stolen instrumental sections. For example, our Lord and Saviour Puff Daddy recorded the song "No Way Out", (dedicated to some fat man), which "samples" the introduction of "Every Breath you Take" by the Police. Not only did His Holiness Puff Daddy "sample" another person's song...
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Funny story: A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E has made a decision to lift Phil Robertson's "Duck Dynasty" suspension. He will not miss one episode of the controversial program. Robertson got into hot water for praising Jim Crow Laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. He also com...
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Funny story: Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

DEMOCRACY NOW! TRANSCRIPT This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. AMY GOODMAN: Here today with me is Professor Hugh Hurrong who has just resigned from the University of Houston to open a brothel in Nevada. Professor, why did you resign from your position at the university? HUGH HURRONG: Well, Amy, in my role as a Professor of Finance I defended Wall Street, Big...
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Funny story: Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Toppi Vilalgo of Cedar Junction, Nebraska recently made a mock apple pie using imitation Ritz crackers she made from various foods she found around her kitchen. Ms. Vilalgo stated "First off, I can afford a few apples, but when I read about mak...
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Funny story: Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Fueled by tax-exempt status due to flexible definitions of religion by the IRS, "Atheist Churches" are spreading throughout the U.S. Another factor in their success is the ability to recruit members and donations from social media. What starts as "...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated". She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...
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Funny story: Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for...
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Funny story: Russian women win right to watch bear-baiting

Russian women win right to watch bear-baiting

After a series of protests, ladies in Russia are finally allowed to watch bear-baiting competitions. It is seen as a breakthrough for women's rights in the country. A spokesman for feminist protest group FemBear, Maria Tittichenko said while weari...
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Funny story: Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have. In modern times, our trash can also ti...
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Funny story: UK kleptomaniac cat has an undie fetish!

UK kleptomaniac cat has an undie fetish!

In the UK a dastardly cat duo, called Catman and Popinn (Names changed for legal reasons) have hit the headlines because of their strange nocturnal habits. They are both kleptomaniacs and many local householders in the vicinity have had to have thei...
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Funny story: Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

You know, when you insisted on not having sex with me until we were married, I thought you were a little bit of a prude, a goody two-shoes, and that I had a lot to teach you when our wedding night came around. But I was pretty wrong, wasn't I? Either you've been doing a lot of reading in your free time or you come at this kind of thing naturally. But in either case, you just about blew my eyeballs...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - The management agency that handles Miley Cyrus has just confirmed that the controversial singer has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Duck Dynasty. Miley spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innu...
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Funny story: The Reason Why NASA Has Hired North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un's Nephew

The Reason Why NASA Has Hired North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un's Nephew

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics Space Agency has just released a statement that it has hired the nephew of North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the news media that 24-year-old Tong Song Chu has been hire...
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Funny story: Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make. The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red...
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Funny story: Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone...
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