Funny story: Top 12 All But Forgotten Blues Greats

Top 12 All But Forgotten Blues Greats

Following is a list of some of the greatest blues singers ever and some of their bands. All we hear today is a machine playing while performer lip syncs and dances on stage but these guys & Ladies were deep into the Blues! 12. Grim Pickins 11. Scandalous Slowhand Wilson 10. Deaf Mannard Dickson 9. Old Nasty Hooker 8. Fairy Ferdy Fingerbenders 7. Sickie T.B. Dukes 6. Lo...
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Funny story: Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

St George's, Grenada - Residents of the Caribbean island of Grenada, a British colony illegally invaded on President Ronnie Raygun's direct orders in October 1983, have blocked transmission of the annual BBC World Service Christmas Day broadcast feat...
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Funny story: Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa has forgotten to deliver his presents this year because his reindeer, Rudolph, went AWOL, so instead of hitching up his reserve reindeer called Reginald, he also went AWOL. Millions of crying kids waiting for Santa to appear with his sack of...
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Funny story: Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

American hip-hop artist Kanye West has given his fans a Christmas gift they will never forget, deciding to legally change his date of birth to 25 December 4BC. West's groundbreaking age reclassification decision means he will not only share a birt...
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Funny story: U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...
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Funny story: Most Desired Gift is Cash

Most Desired Gift is Cash

Shoppers were stopped and interviewed by our blonde, intrepid reporter, and asked one simple question: if you could have anything you wanted from Santa, what would it be? Sarah, a single mother of two, said "Cash". Why cash? "Well, it's small,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un-Don't call him "Dim Young' Un"

Kim Jong Un-Don't call him "Dim Young' Un"

Portly but diminutive dictator Kim Jong-Un, who never told a doughnut no, was in a "husky boys" clothing store when he was spotted and interviewed by our reporter, who managed to telex this story to us before her mysterious disappearance. We were told by our ever present guides to pretend Mr. Kim the Dictator wasn't standing on a stool whenever he addressed us. This wasn't hard, since the...
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Funny story: Exhibitionist Creeped Out by Voyeur

Exhibitionist Creeped Out by Voyeur

Randi Helms says she likes to get naked in front of people and has even masturbated in public a few times but when she learned her neighbor across the courtyard has been spying on her it totally creeped her out. "That's just sick, you know?" said...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Pyongyang, N. Korea Pussy Riot, fabled Russian protest group, were kidnapped by husky dictator Kim Jong-Un in a move to impress basketball player Dennis Rodman. Kim, whose narcissistic father Kim Jong-Il once kidnapped a film director and actres...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Has Agreed To Ride On Cracker Barrel's Tournament of Roses Parade Float

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Has Agreed To Ride On Cracker Barrel's Tournament of Roses Parade Float

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - After being on Cracker Barrel's persona non grata list for about a day, things have suddenly flip-flopped for Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson. The bearded duck call inventor has just stated that he spoke to an attorn...
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Funny story: Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off. Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy br...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea, has stated that there is nothing he likes more than a feisty woman who is not afraid to show the world that she can be gorgeously beautiful and have a set of balls as well. Kim Jong...
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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Iowa based Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest and largest in the United States. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that it is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Makes Some Sexual Comments About Megyn Kelly

Vice-President Joe Biden Makes Some Sexual Comments About Megyn Kelly

DETROIT - Vice-President Joe Biden was in MoTown dedicating a statue in honor of Henry Ford, the famous automaker. The vice-president was asked by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine for his opinion on the Santa Claus remark that FOX newsw...
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Funny story: The Milwaukee Bucks At 6-22 Are The Worst Team In The NBA

The Milwaukee Bucks At 6-22 Are The Worst Team In The NBA

MILWAUKEE - The Milwaukee Bucks have the unwanted distinction of being the worst team in the National Basketball Association. They are now at 6-22, after being edged out by the Charlotte Bobcats 111-110. Coach Larry Drew was asked after the gam...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince

Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reader Megyn Kelly says that she has received more emails, text messages, and phone calls in just the past 48 hours than she has in the previous 12 months. Kelly was having lunch with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine...
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Funny story: NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA which has been dealing with a bit of a financial struggle lately has come up with an idea that will help generate some much needed revenue. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that NASA has decided to put corporat...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner. Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a report...
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Funny story: The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

PORTLAND, Oregon - The Moda Center, home of the league leading Portland Trailblazers has been quite a lively place lately. The Portland fans are some of the loudest in the entire NBA. Many visiting sportswriters say that they have to use earplu...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014. Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Omaha, NE It was announced today that former vice-president Dick Cheney has joined the Church of Scientology and will attend Scientology classes at the Celebrity Center of Casper, Wyoming. He will be its only member (the church has also been trying t...
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Funny story: Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Many Torontonians and Americans have had their power knocked out by a catastrophic ice storm, but some are taking solace in the fact that being cursed with such utter darkness has taught them the true, horrible meaning of Christmas. The ice storm...
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Funny story: New Makeup Tip Makes Women More Attractive to Raccoons

New Makeup Tip Makes Women More Attractive to Raccoons

The Look of the Yearbook has noted that dark circles around eyes has made a comeback of sorts. Women around the world have begun to sport the look, which is accomplished in one of three ways: taking a stick of charcoal, sharpening the end, and coating it with olive oil, and then gently applying from the nose to the outer end of the eye, top and bottom. Or they get some lampblack, mix the lampblack...
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