Funny story: Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

London, UK - Palace barbers have performed an emergency head shave on Prince Boy George of Middletonshire after pictures of his carrot-colored locks were published in Royal Whorse and Hound magazine. The infant then had to be placed on an intraven...
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Funny story: Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...
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Funny story: Thousands of Man U fans turn blue as van Persie injury is announced!

Thousands of Man U fans turn blue as van Persie injury is announced!

The red side of Manchester was in turmoil today as Moyes (who?) announced that his Dutch, superstar striker, Robin van Persie, will miss 8 games over the festive period! Thousands of Chinese, Japanese, and other Asian origin Reds were seen stormin...
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Funny story: Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago. We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's co...
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Funny story: The Art of the Rat Race

The Art of the Rat Race

"Andale! Andale! Arriba! It's a rat race out there as any parent of the sharp elbowed middle classes will tell you over a bottle of shoplifted, Waitrose Chardonnay. And consequently, traditionally, that sharp elbow has always ensured their children, or "child protégés" as their parents refer to them, are exclusively hot housed in the public school & university education system to be the mo...
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Funny story: The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

What researchers were afraid of is apparently coming true! Several different "Flu" (Bird, Chicken, Monkey, Hound Dog, etc) have emerged into one new flu that is being called the SH*TFire Flu! "Without warning or even warming, a person will be taki...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...
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Funny story: Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Dateline: PALO ALTO--Robotics Corp, a Fortune 500 company, treated reporters to a behind-the-scenes look at the manufacturing of their preprogramed artificial persons for use in selling conservative policies in the United States. The featured model i...
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Funny story: Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Dateline: BERKELEY--While many Americans are reeling from the news that the NSA is spying on their locations by tracking their mobile devices, social scientists are concerned about a more existential threat: those devices are turning people into assh...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un watches Peter Kay and has Uncle shot to stop his drunken Moon Walking

Kim Jong un watches Peter Kay and has Uncle shot to stop his drunken Moon Walking

Kim Jong un has executed his Uncle Jang to prevent a repeat of last year's drunken antics. "He cannot now embarrass me again by inhaling helium, talking in a squeaky voice and "Moon Walking", he told our North Korean representative this morning. "...
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Funny story: Sheldon Cooper From The Big Bang Theory- The Gold Standard For Geekdom

Sheldon Cooper From The Big Bang Theory- The Gold Standard For Geekdom

Sheldon- The Gold Standard For Geekdom. Words alone cannot describe the wonderfulness of Sheldon Cooper. The main star of the television series 'The Big Bang Theory' has set the new bar high for all those nerdists who will surely follow in his footsteps hereafter. He is the penultimate geek, the very pinnacle of nerdism that is humanly possible outside of becoming a cyborg. He is the...
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Funny story: Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Old Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, ...er..., workshops have been becoming wet-shops due to the the melting of the sea ice of the arctic. "It has just become impossible! I have been bitching to the industrial na...
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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises - Myer Beaverstinks from Upper Dicker

Auntie Jean Advises - Myer Beaverstinks from Upper Dicker

Auntie Jean: I have been keeping my sperms since I was 14 years old, since asking my father what it was that was coming out of there. He told me to save it for when I was married. I am 67 years old and have never married, although I have accumulated about seven gallons of it in a plastic barrel. Similarly my ear wax has been saved in an old bucket since about the same time. I would hate to t...
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Funny story: Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Jason Creel of Deth Knell says he had an epiphany three years ago in a Little Rock motel and since then his relationship with Satan, the embodiment of all evil in the world, has never been the same. "Let me put it this way," he said while sitting...
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Funny story: Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...
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Funny story: New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Flushing, New York - Due to an accounting error, the New York Mets baseball club has been mathematically eliminated from the 2014 National League playoffs. Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon took full responsibility for the arithmetic mishap. H...
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Funny story: Bryan Cranston to Run in 2016 Presidential Election as Walter White

Bryan Cranston to Run in 2016 Presidential Election as Walter White

ALBUQUERQUE - Bryan Cranston, in an exclusive interview earlier today, revealed that his next big project will be to run for president in 2016 in character as Walter White. And, interestingly enough, he already has backing to prove it as a worthy cau...
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