Funny story: Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere. "It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...
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Funny story: Australian Culture Gurus on fact finding tour of La Gambia

Australian Culture Gurus on fact finding tour of La Gambia

Australia, keen to lose its Barbecue and Beers image has assembled a cultural fact finding team to "find out what this culture lark is". The team will visit selected countries with what it imagines to have a more impressive global Intellectual pr...
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Funny story: College Professors: Legalized Prostitution

College Professors: Legalized Prostitution

AP--University presidents of USC, Notre Dame, MIT, Michigan State and U.C.L.A announced a new academic consortium designed to essentially make schools virtual extensions of corporations. The group is called "Corporate Academia." Its slogan is "The...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Nome, Alaska - The Republican Tea Party can no longer be accused of not having an alternative to Obama Care, according to presidential contender Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor this week introduced the party's SAD program, an acronym tha...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore. "There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesm...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh blasts Pope Francis and the Jesus he rode in on

Rush Limbaugh blasts Pope Francis and the Jesus he rode in on

Responding to Pope Francis's warning that the "idolatry of money" leads to a "new tyranny," the conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh spoke on behalf of the demonic powers that govern the material world and that only genuine followers of Jesus can detect. Just seven or eight such followers currently reside in the United States and when they listen to Limbaugh speak on the radio they r...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Furious That She Was Not Invited To The ACA Awards Show

Miley Cyrus Furious That She Was Not Invited To The ACA Awards Show

VENICE BEACH, California - A close friend of Miley Cyrus has just made it known that Miley cannot believe that she was not invited to perform or even attend the ACA Awards Show which were held at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.
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Funny story: Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided...
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Funny story: Fat Kids? Not Your Problem.

Fat Kids? Not Your Problem.

Back and to the Left news is always at the forefront of investigative reporting after all it was us who uncovered the real killer of Diana. Isn't that right Mr THIS HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO NATIONAL SECRUITY BREECH? A group of concerned experts appr...
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Funny story: Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

South Africa - CIA snoopers monitoring internet chatter sourced to assorted Scareforce One planes ferrying international VIPs to Tuesday's Mandela Memorial Service may have stumbled upon a 'contrail of terror slime' connected to Brit fugitive from ju...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda to Hold Membership Drive for Suicide Bombers

Al-Qaeda to Hold Membership Drive for Suicide Bombers

Peshawar, Pakistan The terrorist organization al-Qaeda announced today that they are looking for new members to join the exciting world of suicide bombing. "Every year we have to recruit more people. We are getting down to our last few recruits f...
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Funny story: FOX News Outraged That Obamacare Doesn't Cover an Erection That Lasts Over Four Hours

FOX News Outraged That Obamacare Doesn't Cover an Erection That Lasts Over Four Hours

We've all heard the line in commercials for erectile dysfunction: "If you have an erection lasting over four hours, call your physician." But according to Bill O'Rection, of FOX News, don't bother to call Obamacare, which, according to the aging pu...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...
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Funny story: Walmart Is Closing Its One Store In North Korea

Walmart Is Closing Its One Store In North Korea

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail store has just stated that they will be closing its North Korean Walmart on January 3, 2014. A spokesperson for the retail giant said that the company was reporting an average of 15 shopping carts...
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Funny story: Armed Police mistake colour chart for missing Damien Horst colour spot painting

Armed Police mistake colour chart for missing Damien Horst colour spot painting

Armed art trained police swooped on a decorators van in Notting Hill this morning. Mr. C. Mycrack told our reporter, "I had this Crown Paints gloss colour chart in the back of my van, its just a kind of large sheet of coloured circles that my custome...
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Funny story: Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Greetings pop pickers. What follows is a chart rundown of the most used soundbites of which politicians, attempting to outdo each other with, and EVERY media outlet, attempting to shape our opinions with, have utilised in their gushing application of Sainthood to a man who never wanted to be considered a saint because he and no one is. He was however, a great man. (d'oh) 10. Great Man 9. Ma...
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Funny story: Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

I understand that two people will fight, especially when they've been together as long as we have. But to take such a low road by using the @*#*!-word is just too much. How can you not remember that the last time you said @*#*! to me, I left you for more than a week? All I can take away from your use of that word this time is you want me to leave you. Is that it? Because if it is, you should just...
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Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...
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Funny story: Wyatt Earp Cloned in area 51

Wyatt Earp Cloned in area 51

A large number of Wyatt Earps have been found in a town near the CIA's area 51 alien catching centre. Interviewed by journalists, a spokesperson for the Earp clones said, "We are all hanging around here waiting for the Doc Hollidays to be completed".
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Funny story: Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...
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Funny story: History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life." The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journa...
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Funny story: President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters. Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans. She said that...
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Funny story: Uruguay To Become The World's First Nation To Legalize Marijuana

Uruguay To Become The World's First Nation To Legalize Marijuana

MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay - The little South American country nestled between Brazil and Argentina has just announced that it will be making the possession and use of marijuana legal. Uruguayan President Hernando de Hernandez said that there are several...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton spoke with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine recently at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville. The Queen of Country Music was all excited as she told Caruso that she had just heard that the rap song tha...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter States She Doesn't Need A Man, But Quickly Adds That She Is Not A Lesbianite

Ann Coulter States She Doesn't Need A Man, But Quickly Adds That She Is Not A Lesbianite

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter had dinner with Tabitha Tula Wishywater a reporter with GOPicky Magazine. The GOP political maven was asked if she has any political aspirations. Coulter put down her fork, giggled, and said, "Oh no. I am a fantastic...
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Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus traveled to New York to shoot a video with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. The young singer who seems to push the envelope on a daily basis has said privately to one of her band members that she is afraid that if s...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He told Ellen that he is tired of hearing Alec "The Brat" Baldwin's homophobic rants and that he wants to fight the bitter thespian in a boxing match.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally gotten on the right track as the old railroader Casey Jones used to be fond of saying. Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab helped to show her that there is more to life than j...
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Funny story: Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid. Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...
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Funny story: President Obama Works The Worldwide Room At Mandela Memorial

President Obama Works The Worldwide Room At Mandela Memorial

JOHANNESBURG - Although President Barack Obama hadn't planned on being the star of the show at Nelson Mandela's memorial service as it was broadcast Tuesday to the rest of the world from Johannesburg, that's exactly what happened to America's Commander-In-Chief once his ill-advised caught on camera activities instantaneously became the most trending-tested/viral-driven-disapproved topics circulati...
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Funny story: Washington D.C Officals Ban Xbox 360s Because of Red Ring Of Death (RROD)

Washington D.C Officals Ban Xbox 360s Because of Red Ring Of Death (RROD)

Washington D.C Officials banned Xbox 360s in the east coast Monday, because of the red ring of death (A.K.A RROD), because of the racial slurs behind the word. Harry Reid Said: "These Xboxs are a disgrace to the American people that tend to have r...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

GOP Nemesis Nancy Pelosi does not take baths according to a hacked NHS spy recording. Why? "We're still listening", says reporter. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, elected Democratic Leader by House Democrats and therefore the Minority Leader...
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Funny story: Vice President Biden Admits He Goes To Canada For All His Prescriptions

Vice President Biden Admits He Goes To Canada For All His Prescriptions

Washington, DC Vice-President Joe Biden was chastised by fellow Democrats when he admitted that he goes to Canada for all of his prescriptions. He then went on to recommend that all Americans do this to save money. Mr. Biden further announced th...
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