Funny story: Elena Isinbaeva's "Some of My Best Friends Are Gay" Retraction Backfires

Elena Isinbaeva's "Some of My Best Friends Are Gay" Retraction Backfires

Mindful of how she now appears to civilised western European citizens who live in the 21st century and doubtless fearing that her new image as a homophobe will seriously affect her popularity, her marketability and more importantly her income, world...
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Funny story: NHS Patients To Be Treated In India

NHS Patients To Be Treated In India

Cash strapped NHS trusts have announced plans to outsource patient care to the Indian city of Mumbai Supporters of the plans argue that the level of care afforded to patients will be significantly superior to the UK. Chief Medical Officer, Anna St...
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Funny story: Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget Airline Set To Charge By Bodyweight

Budget airlines Flyinair may no longer be considered 'budget' as it is set to outline a new pricing structure. From April 2014, fares will be determined by the weight of the passenger. Dietician, Anna Recksick, agrees with the moves. She argues...
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Funny story: Uncle Happy's Interview

Uncle Happy's Interview

Continuing in our series of interviews to do with the "Camp Happy" regional talent show we've just had the pleasure of interviewing the camps owners Uncle Happy! We say pleasure but he arrived four days late, reeking of cheap gin and with what we assumed was a prostitute under his arm. It was unclear as to what the girls role in Uncle Happy's life was, it was either sex or to keep him upright. Pro...
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Funny story: Unka Tony Blair will see us alright claims Peru 'drug mule'

Unka Tony Blair will see us alright claims Peru 'drug mule'

Lima, Peru - One of the bird-brained slappers caught trying to smuggle $2million of cocaine out of Peru has asked for 'Uncle Tony Blair' to use his legendary diplomatic charm to get the charges dropped according to a QM-NewsCorpse Deep Throat at Lima...
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Funny story: Bradley Manning to have sex change operation next week, then transfer to women's prison next year

Bradley Manning to have sex change operation next week, then transfer to women's prison next year

FORT MEADE, MD - Chelsea Manning, formerly known as Bradley Manning is scheduled to undergo gender reassignment surgery next week. She will then return to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary, before transferring to a women's prison in June of 2014. T...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Hesperia, California - Debuting the stunning floral butt motif this weekend recording artist Cheryl Cole said it would feature on the front of her forthcoming 'Bed Of Roses' 70s tribute album, to be released next month. The swirls of scarlet petal...
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Funny story: Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

A Spoof journalist, passing through Heathrow from Germany on his way to Brazil has been questioned and been accused of 'carrying material that could be of value to terrorists'. The document seized at Heathrow was called 'The Bible' and our man, wh...
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Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...
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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

BOISE, Idaho - Bon Jovi performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise, and afterwards the band's leader sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. He informed her that after months of rampant speculation he has finally made it offi...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Wants To Purchase The NBA Houston Rockets

Kim Jong Un Says He Wants To Purchase The NBA Houston Rockets

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The latest news coming out of North Korea is that its leader Kim Jong Un has just expressed a desire to purchase the NBA Houston Rockets. A spokesperson for the Korean leader stated that Kim Jong Un has fallen in love with...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Tired of Waiting For Baby Daddy Eric Johnson To Pop The Question

Jessica Simpson Tired of Waiting For Baby Daddy Eric Johnson To Pop The Question

BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson was at the Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her black roots touched up. She told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that her patience with the father of her two children is wearing extremely thin. "Thinner th...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude. Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not ha...
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Funny story: California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event

California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A massive fire in California, known as the Rim Fire roared into the California back country today, threatening to disrupt a gay motocross event. Homoto Spokesperson, Gaye Barr, said that many Homoto members have complained to...
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