Funny story: Prince Boy George has swallowed his dummy

Prince Boy George has swallowed his dummy

London - "Arrgh, right royal rascal alright, what?" Prince William said today in a dramatic new twist to the usual boring crap. The princelet was speaking to US reporters from some dreary small-time cable network about sleepless nights, filthy dia...
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Funny story: How you feeling?

How you feeling?

"How ya feeling?" Don't ever ask a person over the age of sixty-five this question! There was a cartoon in the New Yorker magazine circa 1950's. It showed this very bedraggled couple of undetermined age in a dirty pot filled kitchen with the plaster falling off the walls. He was un-shaven, clothes disheveled, and his mouth slack. She was in a house dress with unkempt hair and yellowed teeth.
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Funny story: Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...
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Funny story: Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...
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Funny story: DNC Finally Admits What "Big Tent" Really Means

DNC Finally Admits What "Big Tent" Really Means

WASHINGTON, DC - DNC Chairperson, U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, finally admitted what the Democrat "Big Tent" really means. In an open letter to constituents, released today, Wasserman cited Obamacare, the spiraling national debt and the DNC...
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Funny story: UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

Ukip have finally responded to the challenge set out by former chess champion and Labour shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Rachel Reeves against Stuart Wheeler, the UKIP Treasurer, after he made comments during a debate about whether companies...
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Funny story: Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime senator Chester Snavely held a press conference on the steps of the Repentant Sinner Monastery in Valdosta, Georgia as he announced his decision to resign from the Senate and become a monk. Senator Snavely, long known for his support of the...
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Funny story: Lamar Odom's Alleged Mistress Speaks Out

Lamar Odom's Alleged Mistress Speaks Out

LOS ANGELES - There are bound to be quite a bit of fireworks going off at the Kardashian Kompound now that Khloe Kardashian's husband Lamar Odom's alleged paramour has come out of the Holly(woodwork). According to iRumors, the so called 'Other' wo...
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Funny story: A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...
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Funny story: Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...
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Funny story: Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month...
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