Funny story: Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...
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Funny story: Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

NEWARK, NJ - Corry Booker, Mayor of Newark, announced today that he had groped a female friend, and that put's him in a position to run for New York City Mayor. Mr. Booker has also been dogged by accusations of corruption and malfeasance. His spok...
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Funny story: North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...
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Funny story: What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.
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Funny story: Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

An inside report from NSA HQ indicates a very serious meeting of top NSA officials took place today to "buttress" the President's recent public remarks on more transparency needed for massive dragnet surveillance. These NSA officials cannot be nam...
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Funny story: Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...
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Funny story: A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool. According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Si...
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Funny story: The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

Fukushima as sung by Pairee Komokazee Uncontainable The radiation's very high It's uncontainable Uncontainable Ask a widow not to cry It's uncontainable Can I hold your mutant tumor And not feel you dying with me? Split the atom That I never think of death Oh, uncontainable! Will the ocean Keep on glowing on the shore? It's uncontainable If I ate fish Could I die forever...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Talks About Ex-Wife Katy Perry, Katie Holmes, and Kate Gosselin

Russell Brand Talks About Ex-Wife Katy Perry, Katie Holmes, and Kate Gosselin

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently remarked on The Viagra View that he does not miss his ex-wife Katy Perry one bit. He said that at first he did miss the way she used to talk dirty to him when they were in the privacy of their boudoir. Brand r...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has just told a reporter for the national news agency, The Rice Paddy Whack that he watched Lindsay Lohan guest host on Chelsea Lately and he said that Lohan is one sexy babe. Kim Jon...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Spotted Leaving Charlie Sheen's Home at 4 A.M.

Paris Hilton Spotted Leaving Charlie Sheen's Home at 4 A.M.

SHERMAN OAKS - It's no secret throughout LaLaLand that Charlie Sheen has been trying to get it on with Paris Hilton since the two appeared in an Attila The Hun Scotch commercial three years ago. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight it appears that t...
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Funny story: Britney Spears May Be Headed To Rehab

Britney Spears May Be Headed To Rehab

VENICE BEACH, California - A close friend of Britney Spears has revealed that the Oops!...I Did It Again singer is still upset at having been fired from X-Factor by Simon Cowell. Spears was paid $15 million for her year on X-Factor and she fully e...
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Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
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