Funny story: School District Hires Porn Stars to Teach Sex Ed Classes

School District Hires Porn Stars to Teach Sex Ed Classes

(Corry, PA) - In what will be known as one of the most progressive decisions in academic history, the members of the Corry Area School District of Erie County Pennsylvania have voted to allow porn stars, Raven Gavina and Brock Lancer, to join their f...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

NEW YORK, NY - Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race. Asked about Anthony Weiner's trials and tribulations, Mr. Tyson state...
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Funny story: Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral hopeful, Anthony Weiner, was caught stuffing his package into mail boxes. When asked, Weiner said that "as long as you don't stick the package in all the way, it's OK." Anthony Weiner, walking the streets in Queens NY yester...
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Funny story: Man Finds Lettuce From 1987 In His Refrigerator

Man Finds Lettuce From 1987 In His Refrigerator

Philadelphia, PA-- A local man is in the hospital tonight after eating something very old from the back of his refrigerator. Eddie Spaghetti apparently ate some lettuce that was purchased all the way back in 1987. The awful meal landed him in the IC...
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Funny story: Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Florence, Italy - "Whoever this woman was she was a dog alright," pit digger Guido Mortadella at the Martyr's Crypt at the Church of Santissima Annunziata told reporters today as news of the forensic breakthrough went viral. Weeks of painstaking e...
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Funny story: Jobless rat hits another record

Jobless rat hits another record

An unemployed rat has again caused damage in BBC Radio Gateshead's studio. DJ Ike Anspinnem was getting ready to play an old record by the BoomTown Rats when the jobless rat leapt on to the turn-table and hit the record with its front paws and hea...
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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...
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Funny story: Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

WASHINGTON, D.C.--After tweeting, "Fuck it! My wife's toy poodle could get more done with these guys than I can!", the besieged Speaker of the House stepped down on Friday to allow his wife's toy poodle, Knuckles, to take over as Majority Leader.
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Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...
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Funny story: Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

It is well known that men, after a divorce, look for a woman half their age plus 10 years. Recently, some men have secretly been breaking this rule and going for older women. "There are so many advantages to dating and marrying older women," explains "Tom," who asked for his name to be changed to prevent heckling from his buddies. "Other men may think I'm crazy, but these women are great. I do...
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Funny story: White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

White Russian Zombies in Singapore Sling Pink Squirrels While Bahama Mama Has Screaming Orgasm After Sex On The Beach During Hurricane Relief Effort

SINGAPORE - A bizarre chain of events after Hurricane Vamei resulted in the arrest of two white Russian zombies and one Afro-Bahamian prostitute. Following the devastation of the Singapore Coast by Hurricane Vamei, the President of Russia, Vladami...
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Funny story: The Worst of the Bulwer-Lytton Rejects

The Worst of the Bulwer-Lytton Rejects

Confession time. It's time to confess a secret heartbreak. Every year I submit to a contest called the Edward Bulwer-Lytton contest, but I have never even received an honorable mention. It's a contest for the worst sentence, or paragraph. It's a lot of fun to write badly. There's less pressure. Trying to write well puts tremendous strain on an author. The contest is named for Edward Bulwer-Lyt...
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