Funny story: US Senate & House of Representatives pass bi-partisan bill reducing own pay & benefits!

US Senate & House of Representatives pass bi-partisan bill reducing own pay & benefits!

In an extraordinary Kum Ba Ya moment, the United States Senate passed a bi-partisan bill this morning to reduce their pay and benefits for the duration of the country's financial crisis. It was passed unanimously and was quickly followed by a similar...
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Funny story: On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel...
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Funny story: President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty Turning Hand Guns Into Potato Mashers

President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty Turning Hand Guns Into Potato Mashers

Besides having drones, the White House and Air Force One, President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty has spy satellites and the technology to presently zap all guns owned by private U.S. citizens, disable those guns, turning the barrels into a corkscrew and red...
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Funny story: Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...
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Funny story: Latest Boston Bombing News

Latest Boston Bombing News

Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification b...
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Funny story: Mike Napoli: The New Stonefingers

Mike Napoli: The New Stonefingers

As a first baseman, Mike Napoli has become a hippie among the flat-footed soldiers of the game. With his hip deteriorating and his catching days behind him, Napoli has taken to first base for the Red Sox like a duck to water. His form, style, and...
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Funny story: Tony who? No mention of Blair as Dubya opens presidential library

Tony who? No mention of Blair as Dubya opens presidential library

Dallas - Shoulder to shoulder under the Camp David power shower just ain't that presidential any more now the Brit sockpuppet is a struggling hasbeen. At his Southern Methodist University vanity project in Dallas this morning George W Bush's memor...
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Funny story: German comics union claim damages from the UK

German comics union claim damages from the UK

The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
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Funny story: Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place". "Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...
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Funny story: The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick Shocked That She Was Fired From Celebrity Apprentice

Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick Shocked That She Was Fired From Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired. Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old mode...
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Funny story: Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Many nutritionists have known that the day would come when sweetcorn was eventually removed from the Official Food List. "It has the nutritional value of a plastic carrier bag," said Gillian McKeef, nutritionist to the stars. "I'd rather eat rabbi...
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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Is Proud of His Autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll

Kim Jong Un Is Proud of His Autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has stated on several occasions that there is only one American whom he likes and that lucky fella (his words) is Dennis Rodman. Kim Jong Un recently stated to North Korea's Paddy Whack News Agency that he wish...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she is tired of sitting around and doing nothing due to her back problem. The "Born This Way" singer sat down with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Brooklyn. She dis...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell was in the Big Apple checking up on a business deal regarding a new reality show. The man behind the success of American Idol and X-Factor talked with Savannah Kettle, a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The 53-yea...
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Funny story: Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo ar...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twi...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

MARINA DEL REY, California - Friends and family of Rob Kardashian are worried that he could be following in the footsteps of troubled celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber. The stars of The Vampire Diaries recently talked to Rob at The Drunk...
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Funny story: The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven.

The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. "Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your place in heaven." Tamerlan was still a little woozy from leaving his body so quickly after being shot and then run over by his own brother in the shoot out...
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