Funny story: Cubs Fan Saves City from Complaining Virus

Cubs Fan Saves City from Complaining Virus

"We're tired of complaining!" cried a male resident of Imperial County, Calif., responding to a recent outbreak of a not-seen-before 'Complaining Virus' that afflicted citizens of the surrounding towns. The virus was highly contagious and spread f...
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Funny story: Fox News & NRA: "Change Sunday to Gunday!"

Fox News & NRA: "Change Sunday to Gunday!"

In an announcement this morning Fox News and The National Rifle Association announced a joint initiative that shocked even some of their most ardent supporters. The proposal supports a Constitutional amendment that would change the seventh day of the...
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Funny story: New Dutch King refuses to be called King!

New Dutch King refuses to be called King!

At the end of April, King Willem-Alexander, will be sworn in as the new royal ruler of the Netherlands, but this King to be is slightly different to other kings because he has told the world, "do not call me king, call me Bill, Willy, Alex or even Ar...
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Funny story: Bush family compound evacuated as David Koresh channels Waco 2

Bush family compound evacuated as David Koresh channels Waco 2

Texas - Predator Chapel Ranch has been evacuated after noxious down winds from the nearby Waco fertilizer plant fire swept over Dubya's prized ornamental lake, poisoning a colony of freshwater largemouth bass [Micropterus Salmoides Bushwackawacka] ne...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations. Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...
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Funny story: Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Drink-spiking drug and racoon laxative, Rohypnol, actually counts as one of your five-a-day according to sometimes sex offender, Gavin McCloroform. Gavin, a thirty-eight-year-old dietician from Cardiff, claims the drug is misunderstood and with t...
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Funny story: Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring has refused to apologise for going on strike in Britain this year, instead citing immigrants, an unfortunate bout of Hepatitis B and government temperature cuts as a valid excuse for no longer giving a fuck whether elderly couples can drink Pi...
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Funny story: Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit. The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
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Funny story: Vocally impaired badger favourite to win 'The Voice'

Vocally impaired badger favourite to win 'The Voice'

A badger with torettes and a severe speech impediment has been made the bookies favourite to win this year's tediously-familiar, televised singing-competition, The Voice. Roadkill, the six-year-old badger from Guernsey, blew the judges away with...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - D.L. Hughley Had Some Choice Parting Words For Len Goodman

Dancing With The Stars - D.L. Hughley Had Some Choice Parting Words For Len Goodman

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian D.L. Hughley was eliminated on week five of this season's Dancing With The Stars competition. But the funnyman did not go quietly into the dark night. All season D.L. was harshly criticized by the British judge Len Goodman, al...
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Funny story: South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that the state of South Carolina has just passed an amendment regarding the North Korean language. Cutter Shiloh with ASM stated that he was informed about the change by an ex...
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Funny story: Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

PETALUMA, California - Singer Rihanna, who is not shy when it comes to showing skin, has just announced that she has made an interesting purchase. The Caribbean beauty has just bought The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort in Petaluma. The nudist...
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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga accuses her rival Britney Spears of improprieties

Lady Gaga accuses her rival Britney Spears of improprieties

Britney Spears ridiculed Lady Gaga because of her stinky breath only to anger Gaga who took revenge on Spears by exposing secrets she stole from Spears' private life. The evidence is Gaga's own words: "Could you get it now and leak it to me? Than...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Scoffs At The Tom Cruise Rumors

Nina Dobrev Scoffs At The Tom Cruise Rumors

REDONDO BEACH, California - Nina Dobrev has stated that she enjoys starring in The Vampire Diaries so much she would almost do it for free. But of course her agent and personal manager both have other opinions. Nina, 24, has been involved in a...
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Funny story: Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education. State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Disrupts The View

Ann Coulter Disrupts The View

NEW YORK CITY - The Republican mouthpiece Ann Coulter was in Gotham City on a shopping trip. Coulter was reportedly shopping for a pair of sneakers in her size which is an amazing size 12. Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that Trigger Face...
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Funny story: First Lady Upset by Obama's Flirting Spree

First Lady Upset by Obama's Flirting Spree

Michelle Obama has made her hubby sleep in their dog Bo's doghouse. That's because she caught the president drooling over yet another attractive woman office holder. White House sources say Barack put the moves on Thai Prime Minister Yingluck S...
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