Funny story: Stationers Sketch

Stationers Sketch

Good morning sir, how can I help you? I'm interested in the poetry of Thomas Hardy. The poetry of who, sir? Thomas Hardy. Poetry, sir? The poetry of Thomas Hardy, yes. But this is a stationery store, sir. So I observe. What of it? We dont have any poetry books here, sir. I should think not. No room for that sort of thing here. Not with your groaning shelves so full of al...
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Funny story: Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

When Rajon Rondo speaks, everyone listens-more or less. In his first major interview since tearing his ACL and finding himself out in the cold and out for the season, Rondo spoke to ESPN, knowing his words will be parsed with all the interest...
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Funny story: Congress Considering Legislation to Require Future Nudity In All of Jennifer Lawrence's Films

Congress Considering Legislation to Require Future Nudity In All of Jennifer Lawrence's Films

WASHINGTON, DC - Tired of endless titillation leading to little or no payoff, Congressional representatives all but declared war on Hollywood this week with Bill HR-26969, a sweeping measure which would require popular HUNGER GAMES actress Jennif...
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Funny story: France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Today France's Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book "Forty Jewish Meditations' and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first comment was "I hope that this doesn't hinder Anthony Weine...
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Funny story: O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea. In news slowly emerging (some might say breaking)here, a drastic mediator has ben recruited to talk peace with the sabre rattling dictator Kim Jong Un. The former TV presenter and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell, has agreed to fly...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher's Head To Be Recycled

Margaret Thatcher's Head To Be Recycled

Margaret Thatcher, the former British Prime Minister, who died after a stroke the other day, is to have her head recycled, according to a news report released in my own head this afternoon. Thatcher, 87, was also known as the Iron Lady, due to her...
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Funny story: Bad Dreams: Heady Cubs' Fan Beheads a Goat

Bad Dreams: Heady Cubs' Fan Beheads a Goat

Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts did not awake to find a goat's head in his bed. No, the poor animal's head was delivered in a box to the Wrigley Field offices. This makes Wrigley Field the "Field of Nightmares." As far as known, Don Vito Corleo...
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Funny story: Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

In an offseason when the New England Patriots looked like a gutted fish, they surprised a few free agents by re-signing Julian Edelman. Known as a poor man's Wes Welker, he had a short one game run as the alleged replacement of Welker. By starting...
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Funny story: The Witch Is Dead for St Paul's

The Witch Is Dead for St Paul's

In a rare alteration of royal protocol St Paul's Cathedral will be employing the latest hit 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' at the funeral of Margaret Thatcher next week instead of 'God Save The Queen'. Soldiers from the Military Male Voice Choir we...
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Funny story: Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Pretoria, South Africa - "I guess they've all conveniently forgotten he's still on the FBI's register of undesirables banned from entering the USA," a South African judge said today recalling how he fined Mark Thatcher R3,000,000 rand and sentenced h...
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Funny story: Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan has chalked one up in his eternal battle with God when it was revealed that his Facebook page has more subscribers than God's. "I quietly pleased," Satan admitted. "When I last looked I had twice the number of followers on Facebook, than God...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Appears On The Tonight Show and Reveals A Secret To Jay Leno

Honey Boo Boo Appears On The Tonight Show and Reveals A Secret To Jay Leno

BURBANK - The star of the reality TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson made an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. The little seven-year-old told Leno that she has been a fan of his ever since she was a little girl. "Gosh." Leno...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Will Stop With All Of His Missile Firing Talk On One Condition

Kim Jong Un Says He Will Stop With All Of His Missile Firing Talk On One Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House press corps that he received a text message from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The president commented that Kim Jong Un told him that he will stop with all of his missile firing rhetor...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Votes To Prohibit Sex Toys

Wisconsin Votes To Prohibit Sex Toys

MADISON, Wisconsin - The state known as The Cheese State has just announced that it has just acted on a petition that has been signed by tens of thousands of Wisconsinites. State Senator Bindy Gladys Fogmund, [R-Milwaukee] noted that a vast majori...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison. He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, A...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...
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Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
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Funny story: Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...
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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that there is nothing that Mayor Mike "The Big Gulp" Bloomberg enjoys more than making mayoral directives and passing city ordinances, bills, and laws. The mayor of The Big Apple is still not a happy camper about the fa...
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Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman recently returned from a trip to North Korea, where he was the guest of North Korea's Kim Jong Un. Shortly after his return, the North Korean leader began his sabre-rattling and crazed ra...
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