Funny story: CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming

CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming

Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the North and South poles. He acknowledges this will be costly, but feels the Earth should not be denied its Second Amendment Rights. "We focus too much on f...
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Funny story: First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

If it's April Fool's Day, then it must be the start of another Red Sox season. Better for them, they are playing the hapless pinstripe Bronx team. They are no longer Bombers, but more like peashooters. When you want to feel better, Red So fans, yo...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers, the undisputed Queen of Mean has shown exactly why her and Omarosa are considered by many to be The Terrible Twins of Television. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors reported that Rivers, who is 79 going on 12, is still the bit...
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Funny story: Benefit changes come into effect

Benefit changes come into effect

Across the UK there was outrage today among benefit fans, when long-expected changes to the benefits system came into place. "I'm outraged," said deceased political activist Spencer Perceval. "This has completely destroyed the benefits system as we know it. Don't they realise that by making small changes that I barely understand but completely disapprove of, the system will cease to exist at al...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it took a bit of good old-fashioned ear bending from Piers Morgan but Donald Trump finally grew a pair and fired the evil, back-stabbing Omarosa. Many All Star Celebrity Apprentice viewers were beginning to wonder how long the...
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Funny story: Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

ORLANDO - At the present time the Orlando Magic are sitting in 29th place (out of 30) with an NBA record of 19-56. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the owner of the Magic at a Silly Sardine Seafood Restaur...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...
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Funny story: President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear after having made an NBA bet with the man he defeated in the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney. President Obama said that he was sitting in the backyard at the White House enjoyin...
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Funny story: Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls "Yak dignity."...
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Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...
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Funny story: The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey is fit to be tied as he continues to get hammered by members of the fair and impartial folks at the Fox Network. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle stated that the whole matter was ignited when an unnamed Fox t...
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