There were 388 spoof news stories published in April 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
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Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...
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Funny story: Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...
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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is concerned that he may be having to shell out some big bucks due to a couple of lawsuits that have been filed against him. One lawsuit contends that Bieber spat on his neighbor because he complained that Bieber's thre...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison. He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, A...
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Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and His Never-Ending Troubles

Justin Bieber and His Never-Ending Troubles

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - It appears that trouble is going to follow Justin Bieber no matter where he goes, even on a concert tour to Stockholm, Sweden. The Biebster, as American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson calls him, recently performed in Stockholm...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel...
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Funny story: Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...
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Funny story: Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan

Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan

Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick Shocked That She Was Fired From Celebrity Apprentice

Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick Shocked That She Was Fired From Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired. Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old mode...
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Funny story: NASCAR Makes An Announcement Regarding North Korea

NASCAR Makes An Announcement Regarding North Korea

ATLANTA - NASCAR Spokesperson Percy P. Pitterhorst, 73, stated that NASCAR officials have just finished a two day meeting in the city known as The Big Peach. Pitterhorst told the sports media reporters that due to the pompous sabre-rattling that i...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication

Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication

Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds. Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West sai...
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Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
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Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...
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Funny story: What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head...
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Funny story: Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

RENO, Nevada - The 21st Annual Reno Professional Poker Tournament saw newcomer Kipp "Chips" Hickenbolt, 29, win the main prize of $9 million. Hickenbolt, who hails from Little Rock, Arkansas, said that the last time he was this happy was back in h...
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Funny story: Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Pamplona, Spain - The latest terror must-haves are a bit of a damp squib a Spanish anarchy group admitted today after a number of explosive vibrators failed the 'earth moved' test. Half a dozen home-made weed killer devices powered by pay-as-you-b...
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Funny story: Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

FRANKFORT, Kentucky - The Kentucky State Senate has just voted on a bill that has been hailed as one of the greatest bills to ever be approved in the history of the state. State Senator Audrey Fayella Prissprinti, 49, [R-Paducah], stated that it i...
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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

HOLLYWOOD - In what has to be one of the more surprising relationships out of Tinsel Town, the word is that American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is dating Selena Gomez, the ex-girlfriend of Justin "Oops" Bieber. The 38-year-old Seacrest has...
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Funny story: Faith Hill Erupts At The Touchy-Feely Antics of Hubby Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift

Faith Hill Erupts At The Touchy-Feely Antics of Hubby Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift

NEW ORLEANS - Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift performed together at a concert in the Big Easy's Voodoo Arena. The crowd went wild when the duo launched into their duet titled "Highways Don't Lie - But Back Streets Sure A Shootin' Do." Many in the a...
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Funny story: The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...
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Funny story: Faint Ring Of Marijuana Smoke Discovered Around Earth

Faint Ring Of Marijuana Smoke Discovered Around Earth

Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers have something new to look upon in the night sky, courtesy of marijuana smokers from around the world. Sky-watchers have spotted a faint ring of gray marijuana smoke orbiting our planet. The ring extends about half wa...
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Funny story: Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...
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Funny story: Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

Just in the past few months North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has become one of the most famous individuals in the entire world. The little man who many say resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Michelin Man, and a male version of Nicki Minaj, has become more famous than the Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Kim Jong Un has even made friends with one of his all-time favorite NBA b...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

Joan Rivers Launches Verbal Jabs At Adele

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers, the undisputed Queen of Mean has shown exactly why her and Omarosa are considered by many to be The Terrible Twins of Television. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors reported that Rivers, who is 79 going on 12, is still the bit...
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Funny story: New strains of fungal nail disease 'named after moldy Dutch royals'

New strains of fungal nail disease 'named after moldy Dutch royals'

Amsterdam - The naming of a new strains of bright orange spores responsible for Onychomycosis aurantiaco fungal nail disease after members of the Dutch House of Orange-Nassau in an unusual honor, Koninklijk Paleis Amsterdam sources said today. Dis...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend. The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

Joan Rivers Lashes Out At Taylor Swift

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, performed a 20 minute stand up routine at West Hollywood's famed Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. And the 79-year-old Yiddish Yapper managed to attack her usual targets; Adele, Chelsea H...
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Funny story: Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there? 8:13 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude? 8:16 a.m. Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. 8:19 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately. 8:21 a.m. Kim Jong Un...
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Funny story: Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?

Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?

A Japanese scientist has developed the worlds first food group made from human excrement. Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, found that sewage mud has a lot of protein in it, beef has a lot of protein in it so why not comb...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
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Funny story: Queensland rejects common-as-muck Queen Kate

Queensland rejects common-as-muck Queen Kate

Brisbane - Australia's second-largest and third-most populous state has put its foot down about the Douchesse of Cambridge becoming queen after extensive DNA testing showed Kate Middleton is Cherie Blair's squalid brat. The sovereign state of Quee...
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Funny story: Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

HELENA, Montana - The Montana State Senate acting at the request of thousands of its citizens has enacted a new roadkill bill. The bill, which was spearheaded by Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] states that citizens of Montana will now be...
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Funny story: Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest. Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...
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Funny story: Romanian vagrants accused of defecating on prized London azalea beds

Romanian vagrants accused of defecating on prized London azalea beds

London - "Bloody EU scroungers are sh+++ing all over my ericaceous cultivars," Bryanston Square baronet Major Sir Reginald Pratts-Bottom complained bitterly this morning as news of the outrage went viral; "God knows that sort of dung heap London will...
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Funny story: British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

Afghanistan - Remote controlled British drones armed with genetically modified aphids are being deployed for the first time over the Tora Bora in operations targeting Afghani opium production. Billions of GM bugs capable of munching their own body...
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Funny story: The Ultimate Modern Humor Article

The Ultimate Modern Humor Article

Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools, magazine...
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Funny story: Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask! The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused becaus...
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Funny story: The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...
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Funny story: Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball

Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball

Your tax dollars are hard-at work. Up there on Mars, the manly god of war planet, in the red clay of the surface, our cheeky little rover is having a grand old time. Without a men's room in the vicinity, the rover has had nowhere to peddle...
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Funny story: Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning has added her name to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with old Fiona Shaw, bringing the tally to at least nine. Tabloids over the weekend named teen star Selena...
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Funny story: A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

MILWAUKEE - Little 7-year-old Pamela "Tweety" Brickleheimer had no idea when her grandfather Gunther Brickleheimer took her to the Milwaukee Bucks - Charlotte Bobcats game that she was going to go home with a lot of money and notoriety. Little Twe...
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Funny story: Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...
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Funny story: Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

This weekend, as I was watching television, my wife misheard a statement I made.  She was in the kitchen and I said, "Hey, Doris Day is playing the piano".  Doris was young and pretty (although surprisingly, a little gay looking) in one of those hopelessly unbelievable 50's musicals where everyone plays the piano like George Gershwin (but you can't see their fingers).  Two stars for this particula...
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Funny story: New Internet Service To Revolutionize Computer World

New Internet Service To Revolutionize Computer World

Albert Heldstrom of East Rutherford, New Jersey, has turned the cyber world upside down with the formation of a new company that he is operating out of a recently closed North Korean restaurant in a run down mall in Newark, New Jersey. Heldstrom w...
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Funny story: Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

LOS ANGELES, CA--The day after Zach Rowland's 29th birthday proved a source of anxiety rather than joy, as the video editor reportedly spent his day fuming at his 241 Facebook friends that didn't extend him birthday wishes on his timeline. "What,...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations. Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...
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Funny story: USS Harry S Truman fires up engines ahead of N Korea deployment

USS Harry S Truman fires up engines ahead of N Korea deployment

Asia-Pacific - Launched in 1998 by the 33rd US President's daughter Margaret when North Korean nutjob Kim Jong-un was still a mere festering pimple on his father Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed's backside the Nimitz-class supercarrier is Guam bound ahead o...
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Funny story: Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters

Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters. The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...
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Funny story: OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night. "Looks like she's inherited G...
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Funny story: Rust in Peace - the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, dies aged 87

Rust in Peace - the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, dies aged 87

Britain is set to have a fourth celebration. No sooner has the bunting been put away from the Royal Wedding, and then the Queen's Jubilee before the most successful British Olympics ever, news is emerging that Margaret Thatcher has died. "Thank fu...
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Funny story: Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Bahamas - Newly enthroned Archbishop Justin Welby is planning a rather splendid retirement in the Turks & Caicos Islands in ten years time as a hush-hush pension pot from former French big oil employers Elf Aquitaine continues to swell unabated.
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Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

London - The veteran alien pathologist has only just completed Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky's autopsy and will lead a NCIS-style morgue team probing the dead despot's remains according to Our-Man-At-The-Cold-Marble-Slab in Barking, Isle of Dogs.
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Funny story: The Bank of Rupt taking over the banking industry

The Bank of Rupt taking over the banking industry

Tokyo - Minister of Finance, Kurtaklinger San, has announced a new bank will be in control of all Japanese banks. This new bank will also be taking over the other nations banks in quick succession. According to Kurtaklinger San spokesperson, Ningaw...
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Funny story: Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Pretoria, South Africa - "I guess they've all conveniently forgotten he's still on the FBI's register of undesirables banned from entering the USA," a South African judge said today recalling how he fined Mark Thatcher R3,000,000 rand and sentenced h...
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Funny story: Thatcher's £10 million funeral the Palace price for exorbitant William and Kate wedding

Thatcher's £10 million funeral the Palace price for exorbitant William and Kate wedding

London - A classic 30-pieces-of-silver moment has seen Queen Elizabeth nod through tomorrow's lavish and unwarranted circus for a woman despised by millions of outraged UK voters. "That's the quid pro quo for gold-digger Kate Middleton's 2011 publ...
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Funny story: Bush family compound evacuated as David Koresh channels Waco 2

Bush family compound evacuated as David Koresh channels Waco 2

Texas - Predator Chapel Ranch has been evacuated after noxious down winds from the nearby Waco fertilizer plant fire swept over Dubya's prized ornamental lake, poisoning a colony of freshwater largemouth bass [Micropterus Salmoides Bushwackawacka] ne...
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Funny story: Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis. "No, this is not...
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Funny story: Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Las Vegas - Holed up in the $5,000-a-night Prince Harry Suite at Seizures Palace Hotel Spoof! editor Mark Lowton was celebrating ten years at the top this week as offers continued pouring in to buy out his shares in the satire site. "Of course he'...
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Funny story: 'Prescient' Taiwan TV predicts Queen Elizabeth RIP

'Prescient' Taiwan TV predicts Queen Elizabeth RIP

Taiwan - News of Mrs Thatcher's death has been broadcast as a spoiler by Taiwan national TV which reported that Queen Elizabeth's own RIP 'will probably coincide with Wednesday's awesome Aries New Moon'. The notoriously superstitious island state'...
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Funny story: The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.
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Funny story: Thatcher died in hotel bed reading Spoof story

Thatcher died in hotel bed reading Spoof story

London - The old despot's last moments have been revealed after CCTV footage was published by the Ritzz Crackers Motel where she was holed up pending another, er, comeback. Mrs T, who died on Monday morning, is pictured with a pint tumbler of gin...
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Funny story: Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
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Funny story: France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth

Today France's Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book "Forty Jewish Meditations' and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first comment was "I hope that this doesn't hinder Anthony Weine...
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Funny story: Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder

Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The female star of the hit show The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the mad house world of LaLaLand for a few days. Her boyfriend and fellow Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder could not ma...
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Funny story: Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

International Airspace, Africa - Women tennis player pros specializing in high octane on-court grunting and shrieking will be competing for the title of Miss Aeronautic Soundproofing International in a PR event launched today in tandem with the retur...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Shergar, County Louse - The Hollywood actor's roots have been traced to degenerate fairy folk according to Irish gynecology - er... genealogy! - specialists at a Dublin PR ceremony this morning. "It's where you get your legendary stature from," an...
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Funny story: Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - In what is being billed as one of the biggest retail mistakes in the history of the retailing business, millions of Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls are being recalled. Three of the nation's largest retail stores, the Dilly Dally Retail S...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole wants it known that she has returned to America. The British singer left the United States back in 2011, after she had been fired from Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cole was let go due to the fact that none of the American v...
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Funny story: The Four Whorsemen Of The Apocalypse Will Pull Thatcher Funeral Gun Carriage

The Four Whorsemen Of The Apocalypse Will Pull Thatcher Funeral Gun Carriage

London - (Mayan Calendar Mess): Illuminati protocols insist the cortege must head a Revelations 6:18 kinda cakewalk down The Strand from Some Clement Dames Church all the way down to St Paul's. Cryogenically vacuum-sealed inside a devils claw wood...
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Funny story: Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kanye West, who is Kim Kardashian's baby daddy wants to know how in the world nude photos of Kim ended up on the Internet. West who wants to marry Kim but cannot for the simple reason that she is still legally married t...
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Funny story: Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has met with officials representing the various professional and amateur teams in the state regarding an important sports-related health issue that has come up. A group calling itself Soccer Moms From The Blue...
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Funny story: Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Britain's first female Prime Minister, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died following a massive stroke early on Monday morning at her London home. It is thought she was not on the Liverpool Care Pathway at the time. A funeral service is to be held...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick pulled into the pit stop after taking 80 practice laps at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana. She was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka about the rumors about her alleged ba...
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Funny story: Under Armor Creates Muscle Building Shirt

Under Armor Creates Muscle Building Shirt

4:30am - CHICAGO - Consumers anxiously line up at local sporting stores to be the first persons to purchase Under Armor's newest product, The Commitment Shirt®. Featuring the company's latest technology, which promotes muscle growth for the...
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Funny story: Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...
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Funny story: "Accidental Jew-Boy" written by Christ in 22 AD discovered in Galilee cave!

"Accidental Jew-Boy" written by Christ in 22 AD discovered in Galilee cave!

An archeological dig in Galilee has uncovered transcripts of songs supposedly written by a young Jesus Christ in the year 22 AD. The transcripts were written in Aramaic, the language of Christ. The songs evidently deal with Christ's concerns that fut...
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Funny story: China Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Acting Like A Spoiled Brat

China Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Acting Like A Spoiled Brat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - China's Secretary of Asian Affairs Gong Ming Bing Bing, 67, has just sent a crystal clear message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The message which was highlighted in red demands that Kim Jong Un come to his senses and stop...
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Funny story: Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...
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Funny story: Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores. The dolphins have had en...
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Funny story: Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

VENICE BEACH - Julianne Hough was all smiles as she sunbathed down at Venice Beach. The stunning blonde who was one of the most popular dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars has said that she still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend Ryan...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twi...
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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
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Funny story: The Women's Tennis Coalition of America Vows To Make The Sport Sexier!

The Women's Tennis Coalition of America Vows To Make The Sport Sexier!

NEW YORK CITY - The Women's Tennis Coalition of America has just voted on a directive that it hopes will help to increase the sagging viewership numbers. Odetta "Babe" Zigmeister, 38, who is the executive director of the WTC of A issued a statemen...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Will Stop With All Of His Missile Firing Talk On One Condition

Kim Jong Un Says He Will Stop With All Of His Missile Firing Talk On One Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House press corps that he received a text message from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The president commented that Kim Jong Un told him that he will stop with all of his missile firing rhetor...
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Funny story: NRA Considers Pressure Cookers As A Future Income Possibility

NRA Considers Pressure Cookers As A Future Income Possibility

The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved wi...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Explains The Erotic Mail He Sent To Selena Gomez

Russell Brand Explains The Erotic Mail He Sent To Selena Gomez

SANTA MONICA - Russell Brand has made no bones about the fact that he still misses his ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin. Brand recently sat down with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and had a very revealing interview. Rusty, as Kate called...
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Funny story: All Eyes on North Korea

All Eyes on North Korea

Unnamed sources within the CIA claim that operatives in Pyongyang have been in secret planning meetings with Kim Jong Il's other sons, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois to foment a citizens revolt in this most isolated of nations. Kim Jong Un resp...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic Poll: Thirty-seven percent of Americans have Shit for Brains!

Mayo Clinic Poll: Thirty-seven percent of Americans have Shit for Brains!

A new poll released by Mayo Clinic this morning reveals that thirty-seven percent of the adult US population has Shit for Brains! In an unprecedented move Fox News and MSNBC News are claiming that the poll is biased, provocative, and blasphemous. The...
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Funny story: NRA controlled US House of Representatives introduces BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out) legislation to combine with Stand Your Ground Gun laws.

NRA controlled US House of Representatives introduces BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out) legislation to combine with Stand Your Ground Gun laws.

The NRA dominated US House of Representatives introduced legislation today combining a new law titled BYGO (Blow Your guts out) with the existing Stand Your Ground gun laws. Wayne LaPierre, Chairman of the NRA explained the law at an early morning...
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