Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: Murder at Black Dog Manor

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: Murder at Black Dog Manor

It was to my utter delight that I learned I was to become assistant to the great Sherlock Hunt, master detective. I had heard such stories about the man that I dared not believe I would have a chance to actually work with him. Nevertheless it was to be my employ, and on the day it began I hastened to Baker Street with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. "Good morning Mr Hunt," I ejaculated...
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Funny story: Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Washington - It worked a treat for George W Bush's 2004 re-election bid as voters lapped up Dubya twirling the royals 'like some half-demented Dervish' during his 2003 London state visit. This weekend the White House PR team was putting the final...
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Funny story: Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
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Funny story: Romney: Face To Darker Face

Romney: Face To Darker Face

Mitt Romney was caught with his pandering pants down recently, as he held a town hall-type of meeting with potential Latino voters. The problem was that he showed up with a visibly darker complexion, almost as if he had self-tanned to better fit in...
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Funny story: NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

Riots erupted in eleven southern states today after The New York Times published a derisive cartoon linking the GOP and The Tea Party to the Klu Klux Klan. The cartoon showed three Klan members in white sheets and was labeled Larry, Curley, and Moe.
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
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Funny story: Helen Mirren To Replace The Queen For This Year's Televised Christmas Day Speech!

Helen Mirren To Replace The Queen For This Year's Televised Christmas Day Speech!

The traditional Christmas Day speech broadcast to the nation each year by the Queen is to be performed this year by ... Helen Mirren! Helen approached the BBC to suggest she replace the Queen this year after hearing that BBC chiefs had told the Qu...
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Funny story: Russia's Putin still as "Studly" as ever at 60

Russia's Putin still as "Studly" as ever at 60

MOSCOW (ABSNN) - Vladimir Putin may be getting along in years, but he "is still as studly as ever," he said in an interview with geriatric reporter, Martin Shuttlecock. "He's but a lad, a mere slip of a boy," Shuttlecock wrote. "Vital, I'm vita...
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Funny story: Five reasons to worry about next week

Five reasons to worry about next week

Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
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Funny story: Divorce Court Looms for Josh McDaniels and Wes Welker

Divorce Court Looms for Josh McDaniels and Wes Welker

Divorces can be messy, and the New England Patriots seem about formally separate in prelude to the final breakup. Perhaps the brass of New England's football team should take a lesson from their benighted wide receiver of last season, the cursed "...
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Funny story: Kate's Titty Kerfuffle Ignites Duke's Bladder Problem

Kate's Titty Kerfuffle Ignites Duke's Bladder Problem

Strees from Princess Kate's recent topless photos is said to be the cause behind the latest flare up of the Duke of Edinborough's bladder problem with palace insiders saying he now has "super urinary powers" enabeling him to hit the toilet bowl from...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan seems to attract trouble wherever she goes. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Lindsay could be sitting in a convent having dinner with a bunch of nuns and she would probably be accused of spiking...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

VENICE BEACH - Dancing With The Star's professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy was recently seen sunbathing with his lovely girlfriend fellow DWTS pro Peta Murgatroyd. Chmerkovskiy, who is regarded as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, has not tried to...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Demi Lovato Talks About Rehab

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Talks About Rehab

BEVERLY HILLS - Twenty-year-old Demi Lovato is the youngest of the four X-Factor judges. She recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Demi talked to de Gallo abo...
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