Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex' She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary. 'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...
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Funny story: The Clue of the Mysterious Clue: A Hardlee Boys Mystery

The Clue of the Mysterious Clue: A Hardlee Boys Mystery

The following is number 3,752 in the popular Hardlee Boys series. "What's this?" asked Bob Hardlee. "Holy Cow!" said his brother Rob. "It's some kind of letter! Open it up and read it." The Hardlee Boys had been in the middle of a fine pancake breakfast when the letter arrived. It looked innocent enough, until you noticed that the letter was closed with a wax seal bear...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Chris Moyles prepares to leave the Radio 1 breakfast show after eight years at the helm Music to my ears... Usain Bolt dating model from Dartford I can't believe this punchlines not Bolter - sorry better. Simon Cowell spotted unshaven with new girl on boat Is Cowell growing a new beard? Rihanna asks London nightclub bouncer "Don't you know who I am?" Bouncer replies "Sorry Riri, didn'...
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Funny story: Bush And Blair Celebrate Tutu Recommendation

Bush And Blair Celebrate Tutu Recommendation

The world learned today that Archbishop Desmond Tutu has called for George W. Bush and Tony Blair to appear in the dock at the ICC (International Criminal Court). Earlier this year the Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Tribunal in Malaysia found Bush and C...
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Funny story: Israeli Vice-Premier Scolds "Complicit" Word Re Iran War

Israeli Vice-Premier Scolds "Complicit" Word Re Iran War

Israel's Vice-Premier Moshe Ya'alon has slammed the US because top general General Martin Dempsey said the US would not be "complicit" in an attack by Israel on Iran. The word complicit suggests criminal activity, the Vice-Premier stated indignant...
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Funny story: Republican Answer to White House Brewhaha has Haitian Flair

Republican Answer to White House Brewhaha has Haitian Flair

Although Republican Congressman John Boehner chastised the President's release of his favorite beer recipe by exclaiming, "I guess we now know what's caused the country's financial woes. Obama's too busy spending money like a drunken sailor," the GOP...
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Funny story: Saints Slain In Dying Moments As Van Persie Racks Up A Hat Trick

Saints Slain In Dying Moments As Van Persie Racks Up A Hat Trick

Considering the average tenure of a Premier League manager is a little over 50 games at the helm, it was all the more remarkable that this afternoon Sir Alex Ferguson celebrated his 1,000th Premier League game in charge of Manchester United at St Mar...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, 20, whose grandmother is from Edinburgh, has held talks with the SFA about potentially representing Scotland. (Sunday Mirror) "See you Jimmy, I mean Jonjo" England manager Roy Hodgson insists he will stick with veterans Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and John Terry. Lampard, 34, Gerrard, 32, and Terry, 31, will not be discarded as they enter their 30s. (Dai...
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Funny story: Facebook Rejections Make Spinster Suicidal

Facebook Rejections Make Spinster Suicidal

Philadelphia, PA-- A complete rejection by Facebook friends has made a local spinster become suicidal. Miss Vicky Smegma joined Facebook six months ago and sent out hundreds of friend requests. No one ever bothered to answer them. Miss Vicky Sme...
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Funny story: OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

New York - A Manhattan DNA testing lab is in lockdown this weekend amid confirmation that the Canadian singer's birth father is the septuagenarian Italian renegade Silvio Berlusconi. And that his mother is Kate Middleton'- the UK's gold-digging wa...
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Funny story: Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Bedfordshire have apologized to a Luton man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 999 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to arri...
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Funny story: Sorry Scousers Shot Down In Flames By German Gunner

Sorry Scousers Shot Down In Flames By German Gunner

Nothing seemed to go right for Liverpool this afternoon at Anfield, where the once mighty reds huffed and puffed against a fairly lightweight Arsenal team, yet failed to make any real kind of impression. German Gunner, Lukas Podolski fired the Gun...
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Funny story: Skank 109! - the latest offering from the US's most popular author

Skank 109! - the latest offering from the US's most popular author

Clyde Cludwell is one of America's most popular authors. He claims to have over 300 million fans, though this has sometimes been pointed out as a slight exaggeration. (Publishers Weekly notes the actual number at more like 50,000.) Cludwell began in the seventies with the swift success of Sink the Titanic!, The Wacky Afghanistan Affair, Sink the Titanic Again, and Another Goddamn Book About the Ti...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Three)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Three)

"Someone's fallen overboard from that tanker, Fred. I can see 'is 'ead bobbin' up n dahn in the sea way out there." "Yeah, likely story. Must av slipped off the deck 'cause ov all the oil on it I s'pose." "Straight up Fred, I aint jokin'. I'm tellin' yer there's someone out there in the water. Poor bloke, (SHOUTS OUT TO SEA) 'ANG ON MATE, I'VE SEEN YER. 'ELPS ON THE WAY MATE." "Well if th...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Two)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Two)

"No I bloody aint ad enuff. We've only bin sittin' 'ere fer five minutes. I wanna take in the view prop'ly, get some ov this ozone inside me lungs." "Ron, I'm COLD.... and the rain's comin' dahn 'eavier now." "Dive in me bag there, there's a little umbrella in there yer can use." "I'll fly off like Mary Poppins if I try openin' umbrella in this wind. Water gets in through the stitches wi...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part One)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part One)

(SETTING: Ron and Fred are on a day trip to Canvey Island, Essex, UK. They're sitting on the sea wall along the esplanade looking out to - a very rough - sea. Very windy, Ron is taking some deep breaths of 'sea breeze' into his lungs.) - After inhaling two deep long breaths Ron says to Fred who is sitting next to him on the sea wall, "Yer don't find that anywhere else Fred. They av sea bre...
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Funny story: New England Patriots Are Dancing Like the Stars

New England Patriots Are Dancing Like the Stars

Josh McDaniels is the new Magic Mike of the Patriots. After trying to assemble a quality line of Chippendale dancers as his starters in Denver a few years ago, Josh McDaniels is now proving he was years ahead of his time. Tim Tebow time meant t...
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Funny story: Boxing Day Comes Early for Red Sox

Boxing Day Comes Early for Red Sox

For those who recall the year when Manny Ramirez popped off and took a poke at Kevin Youkilis in the dugout during a game, we have had a sense of deju vu all over again. During the west coast trip to hell (they still aren't there yet), the battlin...
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Funny story: Blumstone Village Sports Day

Blumstone Village Sports Day

All competitors must bring their own medical kits and have personal injury insurance. The games will be held on the village green so space will be limited. Mrs Spong has begun heating the village pond with kettles of hot water. No urinating please. Diary of Events: 09:00hrs: Kick the cat over the neighbour's wall (Manx cats are banned from this event) 09:30hrs Lamp Post lea...
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Funny story: Facebook Is "Frying Peoples Brains' Claim Psychiatrists

Facebook Is "Frying Peoples Brains' Claim Psychiatrists

New York, NY-- Facebook is making everyone in the world completely insane, according to the nation's leading psychiatrists. They say the popular social networking site is literally frying peoples brains and causing them to become mentally ill. "...
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Funny story: Tabloid Media duped by Photoshopped Harry

Tabloid Media duped by Photoshopped Harry

Media all over the world are waking this morning to the realisation that Prince Harry was never photographed nude. That the picture of him that has appeared in newspapers across the globe, and on just about every media internet outlet from Bangkok to...
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Funny story: New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Stole The Chair Idea From George Strait

Clint Eastwood Stole The Chair Idea From George Strait

SAN ANTONIO - Famed country singer George Strait has just issued a statement regarding Clint Eastwood's Republican National Convention speech in which he talked to an empty chair. Strait, who has had 59 number one hits, told Buck Yazoo with Yippee...
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Funny story: Celebrity Facebook - Lady Gaga and Jessica Simpson

Celebrity Facebook - Lady Gaga and Jessica Simpson

CELEBRITY FACEBOOK Lady Gaga: Hello Jess? 10:01 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Hi Lady Gaga, how in the world have you been girlfriend? 10:04 a.m. Lady Gaga: Good, except for the fact that I have just put on 11 pounds and people are starting to ask me questions like; Are you with child? Are you eating for two? And are you hoping for a boy or a girl? 10:07 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Eleven pounds!...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Offered $25 Million!

Justin Bieber Offered $25 Million!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol will enter Season 12 with three brand new judges. The shows producer Simon Shindlebocker said that judges Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez and Steven "Lips" Tyler have left for greener pastures and that Randy "The Dawg" Jackson j...
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