Funny story: The NRA Resorts To Hard Sell Tactics

The NRA Resorts To Hard Sell Tactics

As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically. "Hey kid!" a creepy voice yelled out of the alley he was passing. "Wanna make some big money?" "What's up?" replied Marcus, a bit frightened. He couldn't quite make out the middle aged man who called out to him...
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Funny story: Manchester United Fans "Can't Promise" To Be On Best Behaviour At Anfield

Manchester United Fans "Can't Promise" To Be On Best Behaviour At Anfield

At a press conference at Salford Lads Club today, a group of Manchester United supporters refused to promise to be on their best behaviour at Anfield, as Sunday's clash between the bitter rivals looms ever closer. The rebuff comes amid press conce...
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Funny story: Fat Kids Are A Problem

Fat Kids Are A Problem

A fascinating study has concluded that 56% of mums don't know what their kids weigh. All of this after watching another government funded study waste even more money! Back and to the Left approached a Government scientist, offered him an Aero and got...
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Funny story: Martian Extremists Attack Space Rover Curiosity: Say John Carter Movie Insults Them

Martian Extremists Attack Space Rover Curiosity: Say John Carter Movie Insults Them

BILLINGSGATE POST: Jihadists burn down American Embassy in Cairo, blame insulting crude movie: Big Deal! Al-Qaeda surrogates kill ambassador and three others in Libya, says movie insults Prophet Mohammad: Big Deal! Martian extremists attack spac...
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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh In "Spanking The Monkey" Photo Shocker. What Next Asks Queen?

Duke of Edinburgh In "Spanking The Monkey" Photo Shocker. What Next Asks Queen?

HRH Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is said to mortified after a Ghanaian newspaper published images of the 91 year old prince taken over 50 years ago during an official visit to the African nation. The grainy black and white photographs purportedl...
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Funny story: Radical Islamists release anti Europe film

Radical Islamists release anti Europe film

Millions of Europeans didn't demonstrate today because of the anti-EU film released by an unknown Islamic organisation. 'It wasn't that bad actually and most of it was true.' Said Martin Schulz, president of the European parliament. The main subje...
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Funny story: Obama's Brewing While America's Stewing

Obama's Brewing While America's Stewing

Do you know what's really special if you are unemployed, homeless, hungry, despondent, uneducated, bankrupt, and chronically ill? It's having a cold, frosty beer, you fool! And President Obama, having utterly failed at every other "solu...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...
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Funny story: Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

Sir Salman Rushdie is the new UK Ambassador in Cairo!

After all of the slight altercations in front of US Embassies diplomatically placed in many Arabian countries and a target for much unrest (to put it mildly) the UK have decided to take the wind out of the sails of many protestors by announcing that...
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Funny story: Romney Campaign in Crisis, says a Senior Insider

Romney Campaign in Crisis, says a Senior Insider

A senior figure inside Mitt Romney's faltering campaign for the Presidency said this morning "My - erm, I mean his - campaign has careered off the tracks, hit the buffers, gone over the edge." When asked by reporters to limit his argument to one r...
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Funny story: Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Speaking through a medium 'Mr. Men' creator Roger Hargreaves said that his 1988 book 'Mr. Islamist' would not be published today. At the time of it's first printing the book which deals with a radical Islamist drew harsh criticism from around the...
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Funny story: President Obama and VP Biden Invite Kate Middleton To A White House Barbecue

President Obama and VP Biden Invite Kate Middleton To A White House Barbecue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move to show that the United States does not think bad of Kate Middleton for having been photographed topless, President Obama and Vice-President Biden have decided to extend to her a cordial invitation of support. The pres...
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Funny story: Famous Cases of Plagiarism

Famous Cases of Plagiarism

Harvard has made headlines this week with the revelation that over 125 of its students are under investigation for allegedly collaborating on a take-home final in a civics class. Let's look at some other notable cases involving plagiarism. c. 100 A.D.: Citing similarities between the two main characters, including sinlessness and virgin birth, authors of the Bhagavad Gita claim that popular be...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...
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Funny story: Richard III: Shock Nude Discovery

Richard III: Shock Nude Discovery

The discovery of the body of Richard III in the Leicester car park has caused consternation in Royal circles as his body was found without any clothes on. Royal authority Kneel Starkers told a press conference outside Crystal Palace that the the...
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Funny story: Carnegie Hill big oil pair dishes the dirt on Met plaza stitch-up

Carnegie Hill big oil pair dishes the dirt on Met plaza stitch-up

New York - "Destruction of Kevin Roche's twin fountains for some tacky, dribbling pools of shallow waters? Hmmm, sounds like the culmination of a 40 year architects' feud," is how one reclusive Fifth Avenue big oil couple put it to reporters today.
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Funny story: Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Lessons in swimming for children up to the age of eleven have been cancelled in Dorking after a local fire safety marshal deemed the Dorking Leisure Centre swimming baths unsafe, and a fire hazard. "It is impossible to get thirty children out of t...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...
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Funny story: Fraping goes mobile

Fraping goes mobile

Fraping, or the act of logging onto somebody else's Facebook account and posting something inordinately witty as their status, has finally reached the mobile age. "In the past, people would be around at a friends house, and they would see the lapt...
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Funny story: Red Sox Season Unofficially Over Yesterday

Red Sox Season Unofficially Over Yesterday

The Red Sox became officially eliminated yesterday from winning the pennant. They can win every game every day for the rest of the season-and Bobby Valentine will still be fired. This is news to players now on a new team in Los Angeles. It looked...
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Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Funny story: "Libya? I thought they said Labia!"

"Libya? I thought they said Labia!"

"Romney steps in it again," the headline read this morning in The Washington Post. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse," states the sub-title. Evidently the Post and other media were reacting to a hastily called press conference called b...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Bingo and a Vibrator

Quentin Kelp MP - Bingo and a Vibrator

Dear Constituents I have had a most relaxing few days. This is not what I expected after I moved into Grey Gables Old Persons' Home two days ago, but the service has been excellent. On the other hand, I suppose, I was fortunate in that my residence here was temporary and voluntary. Unlike the other long term residents I had not really been abandoned by my family to live amongst health a...
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Funny story: Mitt Says "Wimpy Way" Osama Was Killed Proves Obama "Not up to Job"

Mitt Says "Wimpy Way" Osama Was Killed Proves Obama "Not up to Job"

Mitt Romney blasted President Obama today. Calling him "severely soft" and "almost anally apologetic to Muslim monsters" we should be 'designating dead by drone," or at the very least "describing in less alliterative fashion," Mitt minced mots minima...
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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 16th September 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 16th September 2012

Monday 10th September * Up early (0400hrs) to do diaries in time to go to the launderette. * Amazing find - outside the launderette, there has been a public telephone box for many years, but as with so many, the use of the mobile phone has lessened the need for these old phone boxes. They have replaced it with an cash machine (ATM) the same size and shape of the old telephone box. I was chat...
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Funny story: Selected Nottingham News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Selected Nottingham News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Monday 10th September Topic: Cars torched - Arson - Crime Headline Nottingham Police hunt arsonists after cars are torched"" Source: This is Nottingham Extract: Sarah Zawadzki, 21, of Hucknall, found her automatic Nissan Micra had been set on fire near her home on Saturday morning. It was one of a series of similar attacks in Barbara Square, George Street, Annesley Road and Central Avenue,...
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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Selected Political News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Monday 10th September Topic: Ed Balls - Labour - Nick Clegg - Vince Cable Headline "Labour would govern with the Lib Dems "today" if they dumped Nick Clegg for Vince Cable, Ed Balls has declared." Source: The Sun Extract: In a mischievous move, the shadow Chancellor heaped praise on the left-leaning Business Secretary to split the struggling Libs Dems. He said Dr Cable "put his country firs...
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Funny story: Chinese Political Collectness

Chinese Political Collectness

Chinese Diplomats are always eager to demonstrate political politeness, but have been having difficulty in keeping up with ever-changing USA style of political correctness . So they have introduced a new style for everyone outside the USA. As the...
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Funny story: A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: Philbert of Macadamia and Mrs. Philbert went on a two week vacation to Tampa FL and Charlotte NC as delegates to the Republican National Convention (RNC) and Democratic National Convention (DNC), respectively. No surprise that the Republican Party nominee was to be Presidential challenger Mitt Romney and the Democratic Party nominee was to be President Barack Obama for...
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Funny story: Obama Administration to Launch a 21st Century Crusade

Obama Administration to Launch a 21st Century Crusade

Washington DC: The lights were burning late at the White House as a small group of Obama administration policy makers formulated what to do about the Middle East Muslim riots and to insure the safety of US embassies in the region. A White House st...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tells Michele Bachmann to Shut Her Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Michele Bachmann to Shut Her Trap

NEW YORK CITY - Mitt Romney was in the Big Apple being interviewed by radio station KREP talk show host Tulips Fibbowitz. Miss Fibbowitz, who is not the least bit shy, asked him just exactly how much money he's worth. Romney nodded his head and...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere. Reports are that Jolie h...
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