Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Wants Marc Anthony Back

Jennifer Lopez Wants Marc Anthony Back

NEW YORK CITY - In a stunning turn of events Jennifer Lopez, 43, has stated that she has finally realized that her relationship with her boy toy Caspar Smart, 24, does not really hold much of a future for her. Lopez spoke with Margarita Mixx of Th...
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Funny story: For Sale: the Boston Red Sox Including Fenway Park

For Sale: the Boston Red Sox Including Fenway Park

A fire sale may be occurring at Fenway Park. We may want to keep an eye on these owners who may torch the place for the insurance money. Rumors are swirling that the ownership want to dump the Sox team that is now in last place and looks to be in...
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Funny story: Cricket Language Discovered

Cricket Language Discovered

Philadelphia, PA-- An entomologist working at the University of Pencilvainia may have just made the most remarkable scientific discovery of all time. The scientist has uncovered a very complex language among crickets. The exciting discovery will re...
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Funny story: Obama Beer Pong Interview

Obama Beer Pong Interview

Editor's Note: President Barack Obama not only drinks beer (like a regular Joe); he brews beer in the White House. This so intrigued Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J., Political-Sex Writer for theSpoof.com, that he wrote to the President to invite him for an interview to run here--And to play Beer Pong at the Convent of the Queer, in Goldang, West Virginia. The President accepted. What follows is the...
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Funny story: Woman disqualified from ladyboy beauty contest

Woman disqualified from ladyboy beauty contest

There was shock throughout the world of international ladyboy beauty pageants today, when it was found that a woman had won the recent "Miss Ladyboy World" contest, held in Dorking caravan park. Organiser and ladies' [ladyboys'] man Hugh Halfnut s...
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Funny story: New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadt...
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Funny story: Thatcher urged to slip away

Thatcher urged to slip away

Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...
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Funny story: Liverpool win 96-0

Liverpool win 96-0

In a surprise ruling by Investigators the result of the match between Liverpool and Yorkshire Police was adjusted from a Police victory, caused by some supposed own goals by Liverpool, to a huge win for the Merseysiders by 96 to 0. Match referee,...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Rolls Another Toddler for His Lunch Money

Mitt Romney Rolls Another Toddler for His Lunch Money

In yet another indication that the stress of the Presidential campaign is starting to wear on the republican candidate, today Mitt Romney ordered his security detail to stop his limo long enough so he could get out of the vehicle and roll a nearby ch...
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Funny story: Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

London - Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has blamed a Thatcher stitch-up for stuff he 'dealt with' in 1997. An official Home Office review of the Hillsborough Tragedy upheld a cover-up in a government blame game own goal. This fingered the 198...
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Funny story: King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

A team of Archaeologists have revealed that they believe they have found the skeletal remains of King Richard III. King Richard, also known as 'The Lionheart', was last seen running away from the Battle of Bosworth Field on 22nd August 1485. Many...
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Funny story: Bobby V Sets Record with Six Ejections in Season

Bobby V Sets Record with Six Ejections in Season

Bobby Valentine has set a new record for ejections from a regular season game in Boston Red Sox history. We doubt he will set the mark in post-season games. Six is now the new high-water mark for a Red Sox manager. That seems a little low-espec...
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Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'. Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...
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Funny story: Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - shopping

Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - shopping

When I first started cross dressing, shopping was difficult. Now, with my continuing journey into femininity, it has got no easier. The internet is pretty good for clothes shopping. By pretty good, I mean 'amazing'. You can buy anything on the internet: a nice party frock for the office party or a satin corset with holes in places that render the garment useless. Hats, shoes, underwear, attachm...
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Funny story: Scots - The mothers of invention?

Scots - The mothers of invention?

Following last weeks extraordinary revelations made by Sean Connery and Alex Ferguson that the Scots invented the world and the wind, during their love-in with Andy Murray, we asked you yesterday how much you know about Scottish inventions? Here are the answers. How did you do?? Anaesthetics. TRUE Most doctors are Scots and still employ the technique of putting patients to sleep by droning...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Kicks Off Season Number 2

Simon Cowell's X-Factor Kicks Off Season Number 2

AUSTIN - Season 2 of Simon Cowell's X-Factor shot right out of the chute like a 2,000 pound bucking Brahma bull. After months and months of searching for two judges to replace the fired Paula "Touchdown" Abdul and Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger, S...
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Funny story: George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32. But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gives President Obama Some Interesting Advice

Sarah Palin Gives President Obama Some Interesting Advice

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is still very upset at being snubbed by the Mitt Romney campaign who secretly told her that they did not want her speaking at the GOP Convention. At first "Snowflake" Palin believed that her convention tickets may hav...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin no longer able to have sex - takes out frustration on Obama

Sarah Palin no longer able to have sex - takes out frustration on Obama

(ABSNN) GLOSSOLALIA, ALASKA-Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who resigned due to forgetting she had a real job, and deciding instead to hold tea parties for a living, is no longer able to have sex, aides say. "Her inability to get laid is cau...
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