There were 620 spoof news stories published in September 2012. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

Ann Coulter shows her tits on Fox News...no one notices!

FOX NEWS NATION - Republican pin up girl, Ann Coulter, flashed her breastesesses (ahem) on the Fox News Sunday program. The panel of six well known conservative pundits were talking about Obama's embassy staff's cowardly apologies to the A-rab terr...
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Funny story: Last Fourteen Years 'Just A Dream' Say Scientists

Last Fourteen Years 'Just A Dream' Say Scientists

United Nations-- A group of scientists addressed the United Nations today, with some stunning news for everyone on the planet. It seems the last fourteen years never really happened--it was all a dream. Everyone on Earth has been hallucinating. It...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird Taylor Swift, a young woman not exactly known for having large breasts, poo-poohed "all the fuss about some fuzzy photographs of Kate Middleton sun bathing topless on a French beach." "I mean, really n...
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Funny story: Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...
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Funny story: Vatileaks: Pope's butler stole French letters

Vatileaks: Pope's butler stole French letters

Rome - Paolo Gabriele has gone on trial for nicking the Pope's letters to the Bishop of Condom in southwestern France. The former butler says he was mesmerised by the Pontiff's explanation of big bang theories to the Condom-en-Armagnac prelate, re...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere. Reports are that Jolie h...
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Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...
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Funny story: Apollo Moon Landing Flags Missing, Discovered On Mars

Apollo Moon Landing Flags Missing, Discovered On Mars

Houston, TX--There is a new mystery in Outer Space and it's making everyone a little nervous. All six American flags planted on the moon have disappeared. NASA says the flags seem to have vanished sometime in the last few weeks. Nobody knows why.
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Funny story: American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

Council estate gardens in Oldham, Moston and Stalybridge to be picked. The hit TV show American Pickers is filming a new series in the UK, and this reporter has been given access to the filming of one of the episodes. The series will be filmed in some of Manchester, Oldham and Tameside's famous grot spots, and will involve the stars of the show Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz trawling through rubb...
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Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Funny story: Middle Eastern Blues

Middle Eastern Blues

As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...
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Funny story: Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area. Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Considering Breast Augmentation Surgery

Kate Middleton Considering Breast Augmentation Surgery

LONDON - England's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Kate Middleton is devastated over the topless photos that were secretly taken of her. Neville Twickenbuck of TBN stated that an unnamed highly reliable source has made it known that the Duchess...
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Funny story: President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitt Romney is sticking to his guns and is flat out refusing to release his income tax returns. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that there is a loop hole, which the White House legal staff has found which states that the president...
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Funny story: Facebook Rejections Make Spinster Suicidal

Facebook Rejections Make Spinster Suicidal

Philadelphia, PA-- A complete rejection by Facebook friends has made a local spinster become suicidal. Miss Vicky Smegma joined Facebook six months ago and sent out hundreds of friend requests. No one ever bothered to answer them. Miss Vicky Sme...
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Funny story: Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
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Funny story: Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Wearing a Donna Karan tube dress of soft pink and diamond jewelry by Harry Winston, Minnie held a press conference in NYC yesterday off a pier at the South Street Seaport in lower Manhattan. She attracted a big crowd and spoke for ten minutes straig...
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Funny story: Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Los Angeles - "It was an episode about the Federation's launch of the 'Meet The Cardassians' holodeck program," the head of Star Trek archives said today. "The studio canned it when a props tragedy saw real weed being smoked by Kirk and the floozi...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...
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Funny story: Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Washington - It worked a treat for George W Bush's 2004 re-election bid as voters lapped up Dubya twirling the royals 'like some half-demented Dervish' during his 2003 London state visit. This weekend the White House PR team was putting the final...
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Funny story: Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Kampala, Uganda-- An intense war between two tribes of mountain gorillas may go nuclear this weekend. One of the tribes recently discovered how to enrich uranium and is thought to have at least 10 small atomic bombs. Famed primatologist Jane Goodal...
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Funny story: OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

New York - A Manhattan DNA testing lab is in lockdown this weekend amid confirmation that the Canadian singer's birth father is the septuagenarian Italian renegade Silvio Berlusconi. And that his mother is Kate Middleton'- the UK's gold-digging wa...
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Funny story: Facebook Is "Frying Peoples Brains' Claim Psychiatrists

Facebook Is "Frying Peoples Brains' Claim Psychiatrists

New York, NY-- Facebook is making everyone in the world completely insane, according to the nation's leading psychiatrists. They say the popular social networking site is literally frying peoples brains and causing them to become mentally ill. "...
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Funny story: Hillary Appoints Bill Clinton As New Libyan Ambassador

Hillary Appoints Bill Clinton As New Libyan Ambassador

Washington, DC-- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has tapped her husband to be the next ambassador to Libya. Mrs. Clinton hailed the former president as 'an amazing negotiator' and promised that he will be rewarded in his new job in the troubled r...
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Funny story: Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...
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Funny story: Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Russell "Sniffles" Brand has just told the Hollywood entertainment media that he will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Sell By Date. The spokesperson identified as Colton B. Billingee said...
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Funny story: Curiosity Rover Begins Planting Marijuana Seeds On Mars

Curiosity Rover Begins Planting Marijuana Seeds On Mars

Houston, TX-- An exciting new scientific experiment is about to begin on Mars. The Curiosity Rover will be planting a garden of 144 marijuana seeds on the Red Planet later today. Space scientists are hoping to prove that marijuana plants can grow o...
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Funny story: Human Frights lawyer Sir Baldylox Fatcat Arzlikka QC will represent Kate at tit snaps hearing

Human Frights lawyer Sir Baldylox Fatcat Arzlikka QC will represent Kate at tit snaps hearing

Paris - He honed his awesome litigation skills defending Princess Margaret in the Headless Duchess caper of '69. And got Fergie off oral necrophilia charges from a Royal Mausoleum hen night described by one Old Bailey judge as 'pretty hard to swa...
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Funny story: Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Cornwall - A gelatinous Cabo-adjunto - ['Attached corporal'] has been found washed up in the Duchess of Cornwall nether regions according to marine pest control reports. Described by Portuguese military sources as a varmint 'with a gas-filled blad...
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Funny story: Notorious medieval topless portrait of Queen Elizabeth I discovered

Notorious medieval topless portrait of Queen Elizabeth I discovered

A controversial 16th century painting has been uncovered in the attic of an eccentric historian in Dorking. It is infamous for being banned for showing the then Queen Elizabeth I topless. The portrait was painted by French "paparazzi" artist LaDou...
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Funny story: Nudity Appears To Be The New Fad For British Royals

Nudity Appears To Be The New Fad For British Royals

LONDON - The British publication Ta Ta For Now News is getting ready to publish topless photographs which were allegedly taken of Kate Middleton, AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. TTFNN's Chatsworth Wiggonholt stated that Kate "The Great" as Dancing W...
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Funny story: Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...
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Funny story: Kate's Breasts - Britain's Rage

Kate's Breasts - Britain's Rage

The appearance of Kate, Princess of Cambridge, topless in a French magazine has resulted in rioters destroying the French embassy in London. Banners decrying the French assault on our 'Queen to be' were waved as bricks and petrol bombs cascaded in...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato's Confession To Simon Cowell

Demi Lovato's Confession To Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD - The youngest X-Factor judge Demi Lovato, who just recently turned 20, is really going to be a boost to the sagging X-Factor ratings. Lovato, who had a big hit with her song "Skyscraper," recently confided to Simon Cowell that she is li...
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Funny story: Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

The super-fast camera can show a bullet-shaped pulse of light travelling from one end of a laboratory flask to another in a fraction of a second. That might make interesting fodder for Boob-Tube videos,but now they are putting that very same super-fa...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Either Len Goodman Goes Or He Does

VENICE BEACH - Dancing With The Star's professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy was recently seen sunbathing with his lovely girlfriend fellow DWTS pro Peta Murgatroyd. Chmerkovskiy, who is regarded as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, has not tried to...
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Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.
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Funny story: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

London - "Yeah, life's a bitch...and then you dye," a former colorist/stylist/wigmaker to the royal Z-Lister said today as Kate Middleton's hairdo continued to upset the masses. Almost ten kilos of extensions have been woven onto near-bald Kate's...
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Funny story: Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell. Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole...
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Funny story: Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom Has Never Heard of Mitt Romney

Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom Has Never Heard of Mitt Romney

LA HABRA - Nadya Suleman recently sat down with Moltenberry Babineaux of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle and revealed a lot about herself. Right off the bat when Babineaux asked her if she was for President Barack Obama or for Mitt Romney, she g...
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Funny story: Charlize Theron Falls Head-Over-Heels For "Modern Family" Star

Charlize Theron Falls Head-Over-Heels For "Modern Family" Star

HOLLYWOOD - Charlize Theron, star of such movies as Snow White and The Huntsman, Reindeer Games, and The Hideously Ugly Sea Monsters of The Mediterranean has admitted to being on Cloud 9. The beautifully alluring actress told Fajita San Guacamole...
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Funny story: George Clooney Tells Clint Eastwood Not To Quit His Day Job

George Clooney Tells Clint Eastwood Not To Quit His Day Job

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - George Clooney said that he and his alluringly gorgeous girlfriend Stacy Keibler watched Clint Eastwood make his speech at the Republican National Convention in Tampa. Clooney stated to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he and Stacy had...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Kicks Off Season Number 2

Simon Cowell's X-Factor Kicks Off Season Number 2

AUSTIN - Season 2 of Simon Cowell's X-Factor shot right out of the chute like a 2,000 pound bucking Brahma bull. After months and months of searching for two judges to replace the fired Paula "Touchdown" Abdul and Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger, S...
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Funny story: Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

London - A secret 'Mr 20%' is raking in the moolah as more flesh-flash Kate shots are published this weekend. His SMS texts - as seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters - tipped off long lens paps in the Luberon last week. And now the sender has been I...
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Funny story: Cricket Language Discovered

Cricket Language Discovered

Philadelphia, PA-- An entomologist working at the University of Pencilvainia may have just made the most remarkable scientific discovery of all time. The scientist has uncovered a very complex language among crickets. The exciting discovery will re...
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Funny story: Iran news agency falls for Obama Spoof

Iran news agency falls for Obama Spoof

Iran - The Tehran Aintgottaprayer.con News Agency is in hot water tonight after falling for a Spoof story that the 'Muslim President' of the United States is taking a second wife. The agency syndicated the Spoof article claiming a wealthy US phil...
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Funny story: Britain Braces Itself For Mild Weather

Britain Braces Itself For Mild Weather

Those plucky Brits have been warned this week to batten down the hatches and prepare themselves for prolonged outbreaks of mild weather. Forecasters predict that the skies will probably be grey, and that gentle breezes will probably blow sporadic...
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Funny story: Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!

HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ. The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
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Funny story: Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux was in the Big Apple celebrating the upcoming marriage of one of his closest friends Dr. Mondello F. Barsillian, an unemployed dentist. Theroux was asked about his upcoming marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the 41-yea...
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Funny story: Safety Officer Pinned To Wall By Runaway Forklift Truck

Safety Officer Pinned To Wall By Runaway Forklift Truck

The horrendous accident occurred at somewhere around nine am this morning in a warehouse on an industrial estate in Burnley, Lancashire, owned by Spoffco, a novelty greetings card company. Alert employees immediately called the emergency services...
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Funny story: Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...
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Funny story: Man Finds Lost Picasso Hidden in McDonald's Scratch Off

Man Finds Lost Picasso Hidden in McDonald's Scratch Off

An Ithaca, New York man, Johnny Grit had been going through his deceased father's belongings to see if he could find any pictures of his dad, who was rumored to be a transvestite lumberjack, when he came across a box full of unscratched McDonald's sc...
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Funny story: Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

Washington - A top makeover consultant hired by successive Administrations has revealed what NATO geneticists have always suspected, that former President Bill Clinton 'was 100% aware' of Monica's Italian bloodline. Dilation and curettage [D-'n'-C...
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Funny story: New Boobs cost Arizona con artist $8,000 plus 18 months in solitary

New Boobs cost Arizona con artist $8,000 plus 18 months in solitary

PHOENIX AZ (ABSNN) - a 26-year-old Phoenix woman will spend a year-and-a-half in jail and she'll have to pay back some $8,000 to Arizona neighbors who thought they were paying for a cancer victim's double mastectomy. Instead, they "were paying f...
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Funny story: Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus stunned politicians with a surprise appearance and a short speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday afternoon. He talked about how U.S. government and politicians have to rediscover true values...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

BEVERLY HILLS - Hollywood celebutante Paris Hilton was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting the back of her neck shaved by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue when she read an article in Left Coast Mirror Magazine. The article written by Tequila T...
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Funny story: LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...
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Funny story: Druids to muster Autumn Equinox sheep-dip test

Druids to muster Autumn Equinox sheep-dip test

London - Hordes of New Age hippies and neo-Pagan nutz are to be kettled through a pesticide trench before being allowed up Primrose Hill for Saturday's Autumn Equinox parade. The elf 'n' safety directive comes as a ten year study by the Royal Frea...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton furore - More nakedness exposed

Kate Middleton furore - More nakedness exposed

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; Middleton; born 9 January 1982) the the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and a member of the British Royal Family, second in line to the thrones of the 16 Commonwealth realms is...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...
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Funny story: New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...
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Funny story: Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Balmoral - A pesky phantom is being blamed for snatching the Queen's knickers during a performance of Mozart's Cosy Fanny Tutti this week. The royal arse was left in the buff as HM sat through the 1790 three-act Opera Buffa at the Loch Ness Operat...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars First Victim - The Sultry Blonde

Dancing With The Stars First Victim - The Sultry Blonde

HOLLYWOOD - The Pineapple 7000 Computer hit it right on the head when it predicted that out of the 13 Dancing With The Stars All-Stars the first one to be eliminated would be Pamela Anderson. The 45-year-old Anderson and her partner Tristan MacMan...
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Funny story: King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

A team of Archaeologists have revealed that they believe they have found the skeletal remains of King Richard III. King Richard, also known as 'The Lionheart', was last seen running away from the Battle of Bosworth Field on 22nd August 1485. Many...
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Funny story: Six months before Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban takes effect, high-volume "Soft-Drink Speakeasies" appear all over New York City

Six months before Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban takes effect, high-volume "Soft-Drink Speakeasies" appear all over New York City

Brooklyn--Less than five days after New York City's Board of Health voted 8-0 in favor of Mayor Bloomberg's ban on sugary drinks larger than 16oz., "soda-pop speakeasies'' began sprouting up all over the five boroughs. "It started as a joke...
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Funny story: Late Night Screening of Harrison Ford Movie Ignites Amish Fury

Late Night Screening of Harrison Ford Movie Ignites Amish Fury

A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis, Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish community in various locations across the United St...
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Funny story: Gay Navy Seal to release book

Gay Navy Seal to release book

On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama. In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Wort...
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Funny story: Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Washington, DC-- The Department of Homeland Insecurity has begun mailing an ounce of marijuana per week to all of the 312 million citizens of the United States. The government expects some tough times ahead in the next few months, and they want ever...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season #15

HOLLYWOOD - Thirteen couples are competing for the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. Ling Chow Rangoon is covering the celebrity contestants and the professional instructors for iRumors.
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Funny story: President Clinton Says Monica Lewinksy's New Book Is Science Fiction

President Clinton Says Monica Lewinksy's New Book Is Science Fiction

LA BREA, California - Former President Bill Clinton was having dinner at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner with George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler. According to an employee at the diner, Clooney asked the former president what he t...
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Funny story: Obamas to guest star on HGTV's Love It or List It

Obamas to guest star on HGTV's Love It or List It

HGTV's Love It or List It will feature President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama in an upcoming episode. With the help of designer Hilary Farr and realtor David Visentin, the couple will decide whether or not their current home, The W...
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Funny story: New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadt...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney broke up with Italian model Elisabetta Canalis because she wanted to have half a dozen children and he didn't. Canalis also wanted for Clooney to leave the Hollywood limelight and move to her native Italy where they...
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Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...
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Funny story: Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

Original Sin Forgiven as Woman Menstruates Jesus

The Pope has declared Original Sin forgiven upon hearing that a woman has menstruated Jesus. The woman in her thirties was routinely about to change her sanitary towel when she saw a face staring up from between her legs. Upon closer inspection the w...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Speaks Out About Gay Marriage

Paul Ryan Speaks Out About Gay Marriage

WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket. Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know...
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Funny story: Forbes Magazine Finds Theo Epstein Guilty as Charged

Forbes Magazine Finds Theo Epstein Guilty as Charged

Forbes Magazine only deals with sports business when the price exceeds $250,000,000.00. Otherwise, it is a true condescending reach downward to the sporting life where penny stock brokers live and die. The Red Sox recent budget cutting has caught...
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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story: Topless Photos Of Pope Benedict XVI Published

Topless Photos Of Pope Benedict XVI Published

Vatican City-- Scandalous photos of a half naked Pope Benedict XVI are about to be published on a German website. The pontiff is shown wearing only a towel around his waist as he steps from his bathroom into his dressing room. The Vatican says it w...
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Funny story: Man breaks penis during Love Seat sex bust

Man breaks penis during Love Seat sex bust

WAUKESHA, WI (ABSNN) - As if living in Wisconsin wasn't bad enough, Waukesha residents were "treated" to a 46-year-old man having intercourse with a couch, or to be exact, an abondoned love seat. Jerrard T. Streetor, of 2387 Cold Stream Place, Wau...
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Funny story: Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Isle of Dogs - An Autumn Equinox cleansing ritual peculiar to the Zimbabwean city of Bulawayo is the latest craze to hit East London. At 7.30pm local African time Barking residents are being asked to flush their bogs in a Mexican Wave reaction of...
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Funny story: Famous Cases of Plagiarism

Famous Cases of Plagiarism

Harvard has made headlines this week with the revelation that over 125 of its students are under investigation for allegedly collaborating on a take-home final in a civics class. Let's look at some other notable cases involving plagiarism. c. 100 A.D.: Citing similarities between the two main characters, including sinlessness and virgin birth, authors of the Bhagavad Gita claim that popular be...
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Funny story: Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

HOLLYWOOD - It is now official that Kate Middleton has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Gordon Ramsay's reality show Hell's Kitchen. A spokesperson for the show identified as Loretta Sue Piffkinhaus, 43, has said that Ramsay was finally...
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Funny story: Quoth the Replacement Referee! NFL Official Speaks!

Quoth the Replacement Referee! NFL Official Speaks!

"Forevermore," quoth the NFL official. No, Edgar Allen Poe has not been resurrected from the "Tomb of Ligeia" to work for Roger Goodell. There is no balm in Gilead, nor even in Foxboro. So, fans should not expect any relief from or for the replace...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors. Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...
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Funny story: Roast badger on Nigella's menu tonight

Roast badger on Nigella's menu tonight

London - Spatchcocked roast badger a l'Anglaise kicks off Nigella Lawson's daft cookery show tonight accompanied by char-grilled split beaver stuffing and a fiery jus. The dish is among viewers' top requested roadkill classics as austerity bites...
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Funny story: Brief: Microsoft to release 'Playstation 3'

Brief: Microsoft to release 'Playstation 3'

The first new video game console since 2006 is finally set to be released. Microsoft has unveiled its newest video game console, which it says far exceeds the capabilities of any game console on the market. The same company known for releasin...
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Funny story: Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

U.S. college graduates, fed up with the job market and slow economy, have began wiping their asses with their diplomas in protest. The nationwide protests, known as the "Univershitty Protests," have spread online via social networks as th...
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Funny story: Was Saad al-Hilli assassinated over WMD 'dodgy dossier'?

Was Saad al-Hilli assassinated over WMD 'dodgy dossier'?

London - Detectives probing the Alpine massacre of the Iraqi-born satellite communications expert have reopened al-Hilli's Special Branch file. A raft of British newspaper stories this weekend paint a vivid picture of covert surveillance on foreig...
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Funny story: Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Paris - A French judge has sided with the editor of SaggyTitz! magazine that some tawdry royal boob snaps 'were deliberately posed'. And he's thrown out demands for the pics' destruction as well as punitive damages against the mag. Calls for th...
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Funny story: U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

NEW YORK, NY--Sources from a parallel universe where all the members of Irish rock band U2 died in a plane crash during their 1987 Joshua Tree Tour reported today that Rolling Stone's annual "Greatest Bands of All-Time" listed the late band as the th...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Turns Down The Starring Role In "Trampires of The Damned"

Kristen Stewart Turns Down The Starring Role In "Trampires of The Damned"

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Kristen Stewart is still pretty much in hiding since the revelations of her indiscretions hit the fan so to speak. Stewart had been in talks with Tri-Moon films about starring in Sheboygan S...
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Funny story: Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Children's Swimming lessons cancelled - due to fire risk.

Lessons in swimming for children up to the age of eleven have been cancelled in Dorking after a local fire safety marshal deemed the Dorking Leisure Centre swimming baths unsafe, and a fire hazard. "It is impossible to get thirty children out of t...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just announced that he has signed legendary movie and television icon Clint Eastwood to appear in an upcoming episode of his hit television cable show. Middlezuck says that when h...
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Funny story: Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...
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Funny story: Plagiarists index of jokes and one liners. Page one.

Plagiarists index of jokes and one liners. Page one.

"I cleaned out the loft this morning with the wife. Dirty, dusty, full of cobwebs, but she's good to the kids" Tommy Cooper (1921-1984) "I saw six men punching and kicking my mother in law, my neighbour said "Aren't you going to help"? No I said, six should be enough". Les Dawson (1931-1993) "I have the body of an eighteen year old; I keep it in the freezer". Spike Milligan (1918-20...
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Funny story: William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine. Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...
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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

DETROIT - The South American firecracker, Shakira, had just finished performing at The Carburetor Coliseum in Motown when she received a phone call. The call was from her attorney Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski of New York City. Shakira, 35, was inf...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon. Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe t...
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