Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Prime Minister David Cameron will address the Conservative Party Conference next week with news of an announcement designed to increase their popularity by at least 15% - the dead corpse of Sir Jim'll Savile will be dug up and tried in a court of law...
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Funny story: Woman's shock as Nick Clegg's missing USB turns up in bag of supermarket lollo rosso-stuff

Woman's shock as Nick Clegg's missing USB turns up in bag of supermarket lollo rosso-stuff

Scotland - "I nearly dropped dead from shock, hinny," Kirkcudbrightshire pensioner Mrs Gladys Post-Mortem [sic] commented as news of her purchase went viral, "it's shaken me right back to my own salad daze." The retired Castle Douglas bacteriologi...
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Bobby Valentine slipped on a Big Apple peel in New York City just as the season was going down. No, it was not a sneak attack from the Yankees. They don't need to resort to terrorist attacks on the Red Sox this season. Valentine fell head over hee...
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Funny story: American Idol: Nicki Minaj Threatens To Body Slam Mariah Carey

American Idol: Nicki Minaj Threatens To Body Slam Mariah Carey

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Well it did not take long for fireworks to erupt at an American Idol audition. New judge Nicki Minaj exploded at fellow judge Mariah Carey and began cussing like she was a Washington state lumberjack fighting an out-of-...
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Funny story: Dante's Circles of Hell to Be Augmented - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) develops initiative for Republican Party platform

Dante's Circles of Hell to Be Augmented - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) develops initiative for Republican Party platform

Special to TNP - At his daily news conference, Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC), claimed that "a new version of Dante's Inferno is necessary to ensure the long-term health of the country. In fact, I anticipate that...
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Funny story: A Beginner's Guide to German

A Beginner's Guide to German

German is an language spoken by over 80 million people. There have been many great people throughout history who have spoken it. Learning German can allow you to understand anyone from Wankel to Seimens, from Kahn to Kant. From Bach to the Fuhrer. It is an elegant but guttural language, which is intended to be shouted angrily in a shrill voice. One important thing to remember is that all...
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Funny story: Pietersen Back For England

Pietersen Back For England

Controversial South African born England batsmen, Kevin Pietersen, has reached an agreement with the ECB that will see him return for the tour to India. The "provocative text" saga which has rumbled on since the summer series against South Africa...
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Funny story: Gaga wows in controversial new meat creation

Gaga wows in controversial new meat creation

Lady Gaga has once again covered her body in a meat based outfit. Following on from last years meat dress and the meat basque that she wore in September Gaga walked out for an encore in Austin, Texas wearing a meat lingerie set of bra, panties. suspe...
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Funny story: Man sets fire to himself at home

Man sets fire to himself at home

A Gateshead man is recovering in hospital after setting himself on fire in a desperate plea for help and attention. For several years Albert Dullboddy (55), an unemployed traffic warden, had complained of being ignored at home. He had recently tak...
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Funny story: My life as a man #16

My life as a man #16

What's this mutual masturbation craze about? I believe I've mentioned here, once or twice, that I am attempting to get laid. Hour after hour I troll all of the sexual dating sites to check out women's profiles. I peruse their Sexual, Kinky, and Fetish Scales, and match them with mine, just to see if I measure up. I find that I lack one important arousal quotient that would make me more attr...
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Funny story: "King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

"King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

ORGAN CAVE WV - An amazing, and controversial, discovery was revealed inside a West Virginia cave this morning. A press pool was allowed to view and photograph a series of ten cave paintings that were discovered recently. Two paintings seem to be p...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi...
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Funny story: Istanbul/Constantinople: Celtics/C's Visit

Istanbul/Constantinople: Celtics/C's Visit

If you belong to a certain generation, you can sing it-but it could be rapped as well. The old song was performed by Bing Crosby, The Four Lads, and now the Boston Celtics. The Celtics are in Turkey, hoping they will not end up a fancy turkey...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez Named Co-Hosts of X-Factor

Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez Named Co-Hosts of X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - After months of considering literally hundreds of individuals for the coveted co-host positions on X-Factor, Simon Cowell has finally made his decision. He has announced to the Tinsel Town media corps that Khloe Kardashian, 28, and M...
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Funny story: US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Outsources Debate

US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Outsources Debate

DENVER, Colorado Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced he would outsource his spot at the podium in the first presidential debate. In a cost-cutting move, Romney will be represented by Mahatma Martin of the Mumbai, Indiana...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Joey Fatone Quick Steps On Home

Dancing With The Stars: Joey Fatone Quick Steps On Home

HOLLYWOOD - Three couples found themselves in jeopardy in week three of the hit dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. Season number one champion and General Hospital star Kelly Monaco just missed being in the Bottom Two.
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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...
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