Funny story: My life as a man #25

My life as a man #25

As a rule, I'm a fan of larger women, although I'm not a big fan (pun) of the term "Big Beautiful Women." And, from what I can tell, most curvy women don't particularly care to be desired for their size, at least not anytime I've told one of them, "I love big women!" We're talking buzz-kill, love-kill here, and maybe, man-kill as well. A gal at work I'd been chatting up asked me why I was so...
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Funny story: Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...
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Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...
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Funny story: Scientists prove that Volga Olga, 86, is oldest nymphomaniac in the world!

Scientists prove that Volga Olga, 86, is oldest nymphomaniac in the world!

Scientists have discovered an 86 year old Russian hag called, Volga Olga, deep in the depths of a Siberian forest. And after thorough research they discoverd that Volga Olga was the oldest living nymphomaniac on the planet! The proof of her "olym...
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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

New York, NY: After a fear-mongering comment made today by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, riot police were sent deep into the financial district to combat the oncoming Hurricane Sandy, which threatens to do what the Occupy movement could not. That...
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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Haggis, Diarrhoea and Perverts

Quentin Kelp MP - Haggis, Diarrhoea and Perverts

Dear Constituent I have had a hectic few days spoiled by a gastric upset which I blame on the poisoned haggis that arrived via Parcel Force from an address in Aberdeen. I actually suspect my last newsletter upset Alex Salmond of the SNP and it was he who posted me the spiked Macsween haggis. Both of these famous names - Salmond and Macsween - claim to be guardians of Scottishness -...
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Funny story: 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Part 2 - 'She Who Shall Not Be Named'!

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Part 2 - 'She Who Shall Not Be Named'!

Mitch Couler, the Senior manager Of the Romney campaign in the D.C. Area had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he learned that both 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' and Dick Cheney both had come out in support of Romney and were insisting on delivering speeches in support of the candidate. He came out of the illness so well, in fact, that he was able to return to work two days later, jus...
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Funny story: New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

New York - "Someone at the US National Hurricane Center sure has a bizarre sense of humor," is how one New Yorker put it today as the year's worst super-storm barreled up the Eastern Seaboard. Hurricane Sandy is thought to be named after former C...
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Funny story: Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm. Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan was sitting by herself in a private booth at the trendy Fountain of Youth Lounge in Venice Beach. One of the waiters said that he overheard her talking on the phone to her ex-girlfriend and one time fianceƩ Sam...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

SANTA MONICA - The reports about Rob Pattinson, 26, and ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, 22, getting back together again have been greatly exaggerated. A close friend of Pattinson's stated to iRumors that the stories of the two making up and startin...
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